~#FF00~Find a fast vehicle and get to the ~#FF0C~starting grid.
~#FF00~You need a vehicle to be in this race.
~#FF00~You have 1 second to find a vehicle.
~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ seconds to find a vehicle.
~#FF00~Record ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
~#FF0C~New record
~#FF0C~New record: ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~
~#FF0C~New record: ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~
Starting grid
RACE ABANDONED
Press ~#FF28~ to return to the race board or ~#FF11~ to exit.
Press ~#FF28~ to race again.
~#FF03~You lost the race.
~#FF03~One of the racers was attacked.
~#FF03~One of the racers died.
~#FF03~You left your vehicle.
~#FF03~You retired.In order to infiltrate the 'Angels Of Death' for Lester - you will have to pass their initiation test posing as him.
Earn respect by riding with style through gang territory...
... and chase their arch rivals, 'The Lost', off their turf.
Perform a burnout to get the biker's attention, tap brake then slide to accelerate to initiate a burnout, then quickly release and press accelerate to boost off.
You need to be on foot in order to plant the bomb.
A meeting with Lester
Lester's Coup de Grace
Rendezvous with Lester
At the Angels of Death hangout
Angels of Death Hangout
Lester
Monument
Go to the Angels of Death hangout.
Impress the bikers.
Disrupt the Lost's meeting.
You have until ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to impress the bikers. Get on Lester's ~#FF09~motorbike.
You need to use Lester's ~#FF09~bike ~#FF00~to impress the gang.
Ride over to the bikers' ~#FF0C~hangout.
Go to the ~#FF0C~hangout.
Perform a burnout to get the bikers' attention.
Ride with style through the A.O.D. ~#FF0C~turf.~#FF00~
Hit that ~#FF0C~ramp ~#FF00~and land in the gas station.
Continue riding through the A.O.D. ~#FF0C~territory.~#FF00~
'The Lost' ~#FF03~biker gang ~#FF00~are on A.O.D. turf. Take them out.
Rejoin the ~#FF0C~route.
Attack 'The Lost' ~#FF03~bikers, ~#FF00~but leave one alive to tell the tale.
Collect the ~#FF06~explosives.~#FF00~
Use the ~#FF0C~ramp ~#FF00~to jump into the park.
Meet up with Lester at the ~#FF0C~rendezvous ~#FF00~point.
'The Lost' are meeting in the park. Go to the ~#FF0C~Monoglobe.~#FF00~
Plant explosives at the ~#FF0C~base ~#FF00~of the Monoglobe.
Plant the bomb.
Head back to the ~#FF0C~start ~#FF00~area.
Follow the ~#FF0C~route.
Drive over the ~#FF0C~ramp.
Go to the ~#FF0C~Monoglobe.
Get back on the ~#FF09~bike.
Hurry up. You only have an hour left to impress the bikers.
Be careful - you're damaging your ride.
Watch out - the bike is almost wrecked.
Stay away from the bikers, or they'll realize you're not Lester.
~#FF03~You were too slow.~#FF00~
~#FF03~You wrecked the bike.~#FF00~
~#FF03~You were recognized as an imposter.~#FF00~
~#FF03~Lester is dead.~#FF00~A meeting with Lester
Rendezvous with Lester
Offload Lester's coke so he passes the A.O.D. initiation test.
Lester's Meeting Point
Find a ~#FF09~buyer.
Stop near the ~#FF09~buyer.
You're supposed to stop near the ~#FF09~buyer.
Deal done. Find another ~#FF09~buyer.
Go to the ~#FF0C~drop off point.
A rival ~#FF03~dealer ~#FF00~is trying to steal your customers.
Your ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~have secured a deal.
Your ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~have secured another deal.
Your ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~are shifting more coke than you.
Coke Sold
Rival Sales
~#FF03~Your rivals shifted more coke than you.
Stop near the ~#FF09~buyer. ~#FF00~You can make the trade on foot or in a vehicle.A meeting with Lester
~#FF09~Lester ~#FF00~is picking up Meredith. Make sure they're both safe.
Follow ~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~, and look out for trouble.
Watch out. The ~#FF03~bikers ~#FF00~are closing on ~#FF09~Lester.
~#FF09~They're ~#FF00~going into those apartments.
Keep the ~#FF03~bikers ~#FF00~away from the apartments. Don't let them get inside.
Follow ~#FF09~Lester ~#FF00~while he takes Meredith somewhere else.
More ~#FF03~bikers ~#FF00~on the way. Stop them.
Look-out. ~#FF03~A.O.D. bikers ~#FF00~are approaching. They must not get inside the apartments.
Don't damage Lester's ~#FF09~car. ~#FF00~Meredith will suspect something's wrong.
Be careful. Your shooting will alert Meredith.
Make sure Lester gets Meredith safely to the apartments without her realizing the A.O.D. are after them.
Stop the bikers getting into the apartments - so Lester can safely pump Meredith for information.
Keep the bikers away from Lester as he drives Meredith to a new location.
~#FF03~You failed to protect Lester.
~#FF03~You failed to protect Meredith.
~#FF03~Lester's car was destroyed.
~#FF03~Meredith became suspicious and ran away.
~#FF03~A biker got into the apartments.
Suspicion
Make sure no bikers are around to disturb Lester and Meredith.
Prevent the biker ratting out Lester and Meredith.
Search nearby ~#FF0C~locations ~#FF00~for prowling bikers.
Take that ~#FF03~biker ~#FF00~down - he could alert reinforcements.
You're losing ~#FF03~him.
Nothing here.
Looks quiet here.
The area's clean.
The location's clear.
No bikers here.
Nothing suspicious over here.
~#FF03~Lester and Meredith died.
~#FF03~Bikers ~#FF00~are approaching. Make sure they don't get too close, or Meredith will suspect something.
Lester
~#FF00~You have received an email. Check your email now.~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~C'mon Huang!
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~We've gotta get this shit there today, man!
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~We're sitting ducks!
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Are we gonna 'Huang' around here all day? ...Sorry. Really bad joke.
A meeting with Lester
At the docks with Lester
In the Bag.
The Lost's Road Block
~#FF00~Meet up with the A.O.D. convoy at the pier.
~#FF00~Make sure the A.O.D. vans get back to their lockup intact.
~#FF00~Nearing the A.O.D. lockup.
~#FF00~Follow ~#FF09~Lester.
~#FF00~Protect the ~#FF09~vans ~#FF00~in the convoy. Don't let any of them be destroyed.
~#FF00~You are too far away from the ~#FF09~vans. ~#FF00~Get closer.
~#FF00~Protect the convoy from ~#FF03~'The Lost'.
~#FF00~Van one
~#FF00~Van two
~#FF00~Get on Lester's spare ~#FF09~bike.
~#FF00~Stop near ~#FF09~Lester.
~#FF00~Destroy the ~#FF03~roadblock.
~#FF00~The ~#FF09~vans ~#FF00~have started moving again. Protect them.
~#FF00~Wait for ~#FF09~Lester.
~#FF00~The Lost have set up a roadblock.
~#FF00~The ~#FF09~vans ~#FF00~have stopped. Get nearer to find out why.
~#FF03~A van was destroyed.
~#FF03~You deserted the convoy.
~#FF03~Lester is dead.
~#FF03~Your bike was destroyed.When you have a wanted level, law enforcement officers will try to arrest you.
As your wanted level increases the Law will try harder to take you down.
If you are arrested you will be taken to the nearest police precinct for processing.
The officers there will confiscate your weapons and take a cash bribe to release you.
If your health reaches zero, you will pass out and be taken to the nearest hospital for treatment.
Before they discharge you, hospital staff will bill you for health care.
You can heal yourself by collecting health pick-ups or eating food, and body armor will help to protect you.$~#FEFE~
~#FF03~$~#FEFE~
~#FF00~~#FF11~ to buy
~#FF00~~#FF10~ to leave
~#FF00~~#FF16~ to cycle vehicles
~#FF03~You cannot afford this.
~#FF03~Currently unavailable.
~#FF0C~FREE
BULLETPROOF ~#FEFF~~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Lester?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Finally! I thought you were never gonna bring me that gear, Huang.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's nice to have my credibility doubted by a walking coronary in a gimp costume.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Costume? These are my regular threads.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Besides, I've got to blend in with the Angels of Death - and they're bikers.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Blend in how?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~By looking like an idiot having an early mid-life crisis.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~In that case, you've nailed it.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~...Listen man, I'm trying to see if these fools are protecting your boss's rat.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~The stuff you brought me will get me through the door, but I can't ride for shit.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~You're going to have to pretend to be me and pass their initiation test.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~We're virtually twins ...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~but I might just quickly need to gain a few pounds.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Relax, Adonis! If you wear my spare jacket, and ride my bike, those methhead deadbeats will never know.
In order to infiltrate the 'Angels Of Death' for Lester - you will have to pass their initiation test posing as him.
Earn respect by riding with style through gang territory...
... and chase their arch rivals, 'The Lost', off their turf.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~You're doing good, baby! But these explosives will bring the house down once and for all.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~With riding like that I'm in the gang for sure! Thanks, baby!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Lester?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Huang?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~So, you got the gear I need?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Not yet.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~What the fuck, dude?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~...Hsin said you were about as useful as a cunt on a nun.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Fuck you!
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~No offence, man.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~All I'm saying is, I need that shit if I'm gonna infiltrate that deadbeat gang.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~So, go get it, you know.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Have another burger, fat boy. It's on its way.~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Aw, man. I'm drunk and I'm fucked!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What's wrong, fat man?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~I've been partying hard with the Angels - digging for info on that FIB rat.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~I was real discreet. I didn't give anything away. Stone cold.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~The problem is I'm too shit-faced to complete the Angels' final initiation test.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Sell a bunch of their merchandise.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What the fuck is wrong with you?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~They wanted me to prove I wasn't a narc, so I was smoking coke laced bong hits for two days.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's all gone. Now, take the Angels their drug money.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~You're a life saver, baby! I'm gonna remember you in my will!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Please don't. I'm going to want to forget we ever met.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Give me a fucking break. I thought my fucking heart was going to stop.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~You've gotta sell their shit for me, buddy.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~I'm middle aged, over weight and about to die of a coronary.~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~The Angels are coming for me and Meredith!
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~I'm guessing they think we're screwing around behind her man's back.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Why would they think that?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~No reason. People can be so suspicious. Besides, it was only oral.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You moronic cunt. I hope they gut you and roast you...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...you fat fucking pig.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Give me a break. I'm a lonely divorcee and a hot chick starts blowing me - what would you do?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'll keep the deadbeats off your backs. But move fast.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Of course. Shit. I'm starting to itch. I think that bitch gave me crabs.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~The problem is, it's gonna be impossible to get the true rat...
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~...if Meredith finds out the gang's after us.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, do the Angels of Death have a Fed rat?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~I'm not sure... but the boss's girl likes to gossip...
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~...when she's been on the weed.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~The problem is, only the most respected guys can get near her.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~That's why I've agreed to solve a serious problem for them.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What the fuck have you signed me up for now, fat man?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Relax. All we gotta do is protect some gear the gang has coming in...
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~...then I can get Meredith's loose lips working on me ... I mean, for us.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~We're gonna know real soon if there's a rat in this gang.. I'm a pro, baby. Seriously.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~This is the product we're gonna protect.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Who are we protecting it from?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~Most of them have been freebasing for a week straight... You can shoot straight can't you?
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~I'll sit up front, you can ride shotgun from where you are.
~#FEF1~The Lost have set up a roadblock.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~With this in the bag I'll get close to Meredith and get her talking.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~See you around, baby.
~#FF09~Lester~#FF00~~n~No one. I think they were all just paranoid.~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~The assassins that took your silly sword are in all probability some Korean gang bangers, members of the Midtown Gangsters.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Those Koreans have been loyal to our family for years.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~They wouldn't betray us!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~News flash, amigo.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~They don't want to be Triad bitches no more.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~They want to be daddy.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~They want independence...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...and their assassins are gonna make sure they get it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...By stealing Yu Jian?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~They took it to upset Hsin...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...and disrupt his relationship with your uncle.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~And, in order to upset them right back, I've planted some smack...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...from a little personal stash I keep, in one of their cars.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Your personal stash of smack? You're a junkie?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~No. I'm not a junkie, I'm a hypocrite...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...which is much worse. I only use on weekends, usually.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Hey, walk a mile in my shoes, buddy. I don't need your shit.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~If we're gonna draw out these Korean assassins, make sure the LCPD busts that car.
~#FEF1~Parking contractors are towing away the Korean's car!
~#FF0C~Unknown~#FF00~~n~DO NOT REMOVE~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~How you doing? Listen...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...if we are going to find out what the fuck is wrong with those Koreans...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...we're going to need some proper information.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...None of my contacts know shit about them. We need to put a bug inside a gang-house.
~#FF0C~Unknown~#FF00~~n~DO NOT REMOVE
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Sounds easy enough.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Maybe I should just walk up and ask one of them to let me in and plant it?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'm the one planting the bug, tough guy.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I just need you to keep those low-lifes out of my hair for a while.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're insane! ...Why take such a big risk?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Because IAD are gonna shut me down unless I deliver a big collar.
~#FF0C~Unknown~#FF00~~n~DO NOT REMOVE
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'm a good cop, but I've been doing bad shit ever since...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Never mind. Enough of my annoying anecdotes. Just create a diversion, Huang...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...and make sure it's a big one!
~#FF00~Destroy one of the Koreans' cars to get their attention.~#FF00~Your quarry is meeting an Underboss in his gang.
~#FF00~Another meeting with an Underboss is taking place.
~#FF00~He's talking to another gang Underboss.
~#FF00~He's groveling to yet another gang Underboss.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Well, you made it in the end. Don't worry about me.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'm just climbing the wall here. I've scratched myself raw all over.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~And I mean all over.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Nice! It's real family fun hanging out with you, Heston. I'm glad I'm not a tax payer.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Kid, keep up the patronizing tone. Really sympathetic of you. I'm a good cop, sometimes.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Anyway, the next time I want a morality lesson...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...from the son of a dead gangster, remind me to ask for one.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Talking of tax dollars, the LCPD just put some to good use...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...by releasing that Korean with a fucking caution.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Man, if they'd found even half that amount of drugs in my car, I'd lose my pension!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~In this country, only the President can boast about getting high.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~They'd let you off without even a slapped wrist... Are you shitting me?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Cops always look after each other.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Not me. Internal Affairs are kicking my ass day and night.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~They don't seem to appreciate that to get results you've got to bend the rules a little.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Just like in the movies...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Tough cop goes it alone... that's me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Absolutely. Exactly how I would describe you. What are we going to do about that Korean prick?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Well, he's gonna have to 'explain' himself to all his Underbosses for getting arrested.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Why don't you follow him and introduce yourself to all of them?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~If that doesn't get their attention, I don't know what will.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're using me as bait?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You wanna catch the big fish, you gotta put a worm on the line.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...No offense, Huang. I just always wanted to use that line.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Now, talking of lines, give me that coke and get out of here.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Where's my coke?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I don't know: In your coke dealer's bag, maybe?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You didn't get it?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Listen kid, in this partnership I'm the senior guy. If I say I want something you better bring it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Fuck you. I'm not your runner.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Let me remind you - we're supposed to be helping each other out here.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~For fuck's sake! Quit your whining. I'll get your coke.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hold onto what's left of your nose, I might be a while.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Heston?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...HESTON?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Where's Yu Jian? Where's my father's sword? Come on. Speak. I need that fucking sword.
~#FF09~Assassin~#FF00~~n~...Our Boss has it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Who is your Boss?
~#FF09~Assassin~#FF00~~n~Interesting question. And if I wasn't dying, maybe you could torture me and find out.
~#FF09~Assassin~#FF00~~n~But, as I am dying, I can happily tell you to go fuck yourself.
~#FF09~Assassin~#FF00~~n~You'll find out soon enough.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~Nice one, Huang! You killed our only lead!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~My father had to be avenged!
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~Yes, and what better way to avenge him than to kill a low level gang banger...
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~...letting the boss go free? Without a lead we'll never find their boss!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~All you care about is making your bust...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...so you can save your ass from IAD.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~This city is full of busts.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~I want THIS Bust! ... You screwed up, Huang.
~#FF0C~Assassin~#FF00~~n~Keep back! I'm warning you! I'll kill him if you don't let me go!
~#FF0C~Assassin~#FF00~~n~I'm happy to kill him, man! Very happy!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Huang! Over here!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Well, you picked a fine time to O.D., dumbass.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Oh, you're killing me with the humor.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Why don't you try one of your lame gags on this guy, and get me the fuck out of here?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Take the bastard from a distance, Huang!~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~My eagerly talking friend at the FIB has an illegal wiretap...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...that's been compromised.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~If we fix it for him, he'll give us the name of their rat.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Fuck that, friend! You're wasting my time.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hsin already thinks I'M the Fed rat. And you want me to work for them?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...How's it gonna look if your uncle finds out you've been working with me - a 'cop'?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It would look bad until I killed you, you piece of shit.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You're not the only one under pressure, Huang.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'm going cold turkey while IAD are all over me, but I'm still doing the right thing.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You do the right thing: Destroy the scrambler that's screwing with the Fed's wiretap
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...then your life, and mine, can start getting back to normal.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You must think I'm a moron.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, what's this legally 'sensitive' job, Heston?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~We need to sink Zhou Ming's contraband boat for him.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Are you insane? Or back to skag?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~If I'm caught attacking Triad shipments, my life is over!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Well, tough shit, tough guy. My life fell apart years ago thanks to that Wonsu rat bastard!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~By the way, who the fuck is the Wonsu?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~That's what that inner circle of Koreans call themselves.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~That's my business. Yours is sinking that boat.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~And, if you want to keep playing happy families with your Triad friends,
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I guess you'd better make sure no one aboard lives to tell tales on you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Thank you. Why the fuck do you expect me to know all the terminology? Racist idiot.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And this isn't just about landing a big bust to get IAD off your back, is it?~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~IAD took my car - that's a big problem for me - there were certain things I should have got rid of in that car.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Things that will take other people down. You've gotta get it back before my fucking squad catches up with it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, just to get this straight,
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Some of the evidence will implicate them.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~When they catch up with my car they are gonna blow it to kingdom come.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Okay, and that's a bad thing why?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Well, the car belonged to my wife, god rest her...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I love that car! I don't want a scratch on it!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm not your valet, FRIEND, I'm not doing this again.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You don't know what this means to me, Huang ... this car was the last thing my wife bought me before she...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...you know, before she was...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Before she what, buddy?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Before she fucked my best friend! There, I said it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...you don't want your squad snatching your car back from IAD?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Exactly. I'm so fucked, I don't want help from my best friends.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Last time we spoke, you were divorced, now you're a widower. Heston - I think you just might be full of shit.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'll get you your car, and then you and I will have words.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'm a loser, and that's why I'm a drug addict, now, give me that fucking car. I'll be in touch.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're back on the drugs, aren't you?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~No way! I'm clean and serene. And you know what? I forgive you. Step 8! Step fucking 8, buddy.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, you've got a real lead, or do you just want me to do your dirty work?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~In time, Huang. First, if I'm gonna stay ahead of IAD, I'm gonna need to get off the coke, the heroin...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...and all the other shit - only, my dealer won't let one of his best customers go so easy.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~He's got 'evidence' against me going way back...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...and he's threatening he'll hand it all to IAD today unless I keep buying.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~They're already breathing hard down my neck - this would bury me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Why don't your buddies help you out?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~All they care about is their cut. Look, you owe me, Huang!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~IAD would be off my back already if it hadn't been for you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'll find your dealer and make sure his evidence meets a fitting end.
~#FF00~IAD are here!
~#FF00~There goes Heston's dealer now. Looks like he's in a hurry.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm not sure how you figure that out, my friend. I know - it's tough being a cop.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You have to give out parking tickets and you get to shoot people. Boo hoo.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~But you clean up your act. You're revolting.~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Before my contact was fingered by Internal Affairs...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...he told me our rat's ID is on an encrypted file in the FIB mainframe.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You're gonna have to hack in, steal that file, and then cover your tracks before sending it to me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What a fucking clich!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~A break? Try this.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Then I sell the movie rights and we all get famous, but we don't sell out...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~When the dust settles maybe we can think about revenge.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Computer hacking and encrypted files?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Give me a break.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Then I bust a major underworld player...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...look like a hero, and IAD goes away.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...we remain true to ourselves and we make something of ourselves.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Something special that was always there.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You look like someone shat in your bed... what's wrong?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~The Feds have been speaking to two guys: Chan and Zhou.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~They've been selling each other, and Hsin, to the FIB separately.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Both of them are rats?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~It doesn't add up:
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...but which one ... I don't know.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, what do we do? Whack both the shits?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You take the file to your uncle - it's what he needs to get back in with Hsin.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Me - I'm giving up and getting out before IAD finally nail me.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I ain't going to get that bust. I guess I should start negotiating with internal affairs.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...Good luck, buddy.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~One of them has to be the Wonsu Boss...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And one of them may have ordered the hit...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...on my father and stole that fucking sword?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Arrogant shit then moron shit?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Not me. I'm done. This is too much of a mess.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I guess the biopic will have to wait for your ego to return?~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~This is the plant's control room. I should be able to get the gates open from in there.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~IAD are right on my ass. We don't have much time.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I thought you'd given up on this game and were retiring?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~So did I ... but, I told you already, I've got my reason.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...You never told me what it was.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...My wife ... Before I screwed up my career, this guy's assassins trailed my car and tried to kill me.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Only, it wasn't me in the car...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Your wife! Give me a break.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Okay, it's bullshit, but it sounded good. I'll put that in the movie script.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...C'mon. My lying FIB contact is meeting up...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...with the real Wonsu boss at the desalinization plant. Let's get over there.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~There they are! The Assassin's boss and my FIB contact!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~We've got them at last! C'mon!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...He looks ... familiar.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~FREEZE!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Uncle!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Huang... I... I can explain. I know it looks bad, but...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Don't even try to lie your way out of this, asshole!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You killed my father. I knew you were a creep, but your own brother!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It was a necessary and honorable sacrifice. I cried for many moons over that one.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Stop with the phony kung fu dialogue, you low life piece of shit. Just so you could be leader?
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I've protected you throughout all of this. You should be thanking me.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I understand, these events are complicated for the mind of one so young, but I forgive you.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You're under arrest you son-of-a-bitch!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I think not ... GUARDS!
~#FF03~IAD~#FF00~~n~I.A.D. Nobody move!
~#FF03~IAD~#FF00~~n~Put your weapons down!
~#FF03~IAD~#FF00~~n~Officer Heston, we're taking you in!
~#FF03~FIB~#FF00~~n~FIB!
~#FF03~FIB~#FF00~~n~Hands in the air!
~#FF03~FIB~#FF00~~n~ALL of you assholes are under arrest!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Your uncle's gonna get away!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~This place is like a maze. Which way did he go?
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~You go that way - I'll check up here.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~We can't give up now!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~We need to get the exit gate open - I'll check out those controls up ahead.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...Got it! The gate's open! Not bad for an ex-freebasing, alcoholic, bent cop.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Your loving uncle's getting away! ...I'll take the wheel - you nail any scum that gets in our way!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~HSIN!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~This is your fault!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Huang ... Huang is going to kill me. But, I'll make sure you die first, you old lizard!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Kill him Huang! He... he murdered your father!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It was YOUR test of loyalty! You ordered me to take the sword, knowing my brother would have to die for me to claim it!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~If I'd refused, it would have been over for me.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Had you just brought me the sword you would have become the next Triad boss.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~From behind the figurehead of your idiot son! Have him take credit for my leadership? ...NEVER!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...You! ...You had the sword stolen from Huang so you wouldn't have to accept the fate I allotted you!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...Then you bleated to the Feds and had Chan and Zhou blamed so no one stood in your path to succeed me!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~....You deceitful criminal! And your dialogue is weak and uninspiring.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Still want my brother's sword, Hsin? Here - TAKE IT!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Where's the noble honor now, Uncle?
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I'm sorry Huang, you were never supposed to find out - please understand, I had no choice...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Choice? I swore on Father's grave I would kill the man responsible for his death ...do I have a choice now?
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...No ...You should honor your father's memory. And by the way, your father was a real jerk as a brother. I'm glad I killed him.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...I'm so sorry Huang.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~He's mad! He means to kill us all! ...Save ME, Huang!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Let us grieve together for those we have lost Huang...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~The Triads need a leader. It could be you... if you are truly loyal...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...perhaps a little test?
~#FF03~Cop~#FF00~~n~POLICE! FREEZE!
~#FF03~Cop~#FF00~~n~YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~This is MY collar! ...This is my bust!
~#FF03~FIB~#FF00~~n~FIB! NOBODY MOVE!
~#FF03~FIB~#FF00~~n~FREEZE!
~#FF03~Cop~#FF00~~n~Throw your weapons down!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'm Detective Wade Heston! LCPD undercover! This is my bust!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Hsin Jaoming, you're under arrest for ...
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~...well, I guess I'll think of something really heavy on the way to the station.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Take him away.
~#FF03~Cop~#FF00~~n~Yes Sir!
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Hell, you might as well take in everyone in this place... ...except Huang. He's a good kid, for a rich snot.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~I can't retire without landing one good bust. So we can't kill this motherfucker.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Come on. Either that, or I'm looking at retirement in a cell. And trust me, everyone LOVES a bent cop in prison.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I'm a good man, put in a difficult situation by a cruel fate.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~And by the way, your father was a real jerk as a brother. I'm glad I killed him.
~#FF09~Heston~#FF00~~n~Shut the fuck up and relax. Everybody.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Shut up, you pompous porn loving jerk.~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Ah, Huang Lee. Champagne? Cocaine? Attractive trans-sexual prostitute?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~We can toast my becoming the next Triad boss.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~No thanks ... So, has your father actually made you the new boss?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Not yet, but my father's approval is guaranteed.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~After years of putting me down and calling me a moron...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...he's finally realized I'm the best man for the job.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I only need the support of the Tongs to smooth my passage.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...I'm sure you do.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Currently they favor Zhou Ming...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...but he's more of a street thug than a true leader.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Yes, he's intelligent and charming, but I've got leadership in my genes.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm sure you've got a lot of things in your genes.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Definitely!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I can show the Tongs I'm twice the man Zhou is by winning the city's biggest street race.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Oh, that'll win them over. Nothing says leadership like joy riding.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I know! It's a fantastic plan.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~The problem is - the current street race champion is a rotten cheat.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~If I'm going to win fairly we need to make a few subtle modifications to his car.
~#FF00~There's the street race champion.~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...Oh, my head!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I've got a killer hangover. One of those that feels like a midget is in your head...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...and he's trying to get it on with your cortex, and that street race is just about to start!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I'm fucked! My therapist would call this self-sabotage, but then...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...my therapist has never had a transsexual prostitute.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~The race you want to win to impress the Tongs?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Yeah, but I heard the other drivers have cars that are race lightened for extra speed.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~How can even I - the best driver in the city - compete with them when they cheat like that?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You mean they're driving race cars in a car race? ...That's disgraceful.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I know and I've got to win this race, Huang.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I can't have both my dad and my therapist laughing at me again.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~There's nothing for it. You'll just have to smash them all off the track to make sure I win.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...It's only proper.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I told you I'd win Huang! And in the end I didn't even need your help.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~The Tongs are gonna be pretty impressed when they hear about this.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I might blog about this and stick it on my myroomonline page.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You gangster!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Let's hope the Tongs just hear about it ...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~and weren't watching.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Huang, baby ...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~when I am the boss you'll have a place at my side.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~You could be my number one number two! Heh-heh!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You and me, Chan, we're heading to the top!~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~Master Chan has been kidnapped!
~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~They're headed for the docks in BOABO. Come on!
~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~We've got to save him, or I'll get killed.
~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~We've got the kidnappers pinned down. But, master Chan is trapped in the car.
~#FF03~Irish Killer~#FF00~~n~Cook, you motherfucker! Burn!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~What will the Tongs think of me now? Kidnapped in my own car!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...Again!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~This is all your fault, Huang!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~My fault? Give me a break, you moron.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~That gang took me because you knocked their driver out of that stupid street race!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~But, you told me to...or is your brain so small you can't remember back that far?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Oh, you egomaniac with your long memory! Get some help.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Get some therapy. You narcissist. I could have been killed!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~... Oh God. I need to change my pants.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Somebody take me back to my penthouse!~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~The Tongs are going to be so impressed.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I've managed set up a deal with a rough crew who have been a Triad enemy for years.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Those people want peace Huang - and I'm the one who's going to broker it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Maybe they just want a piece of you?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Huang, you want to take the old chill pill, my man...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...have a drink, get mellow, partner.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~A great leader knows when...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...to take advantage of opportunity...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...when to forgive and when to forget.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And a moron doesn't know when to say no.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Absolutely. What was I saying?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~This isn't what we arranged: What the fuck's going on?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Don't these people know who I am?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~We're getting jumped, genius...Stay with me!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~What about the gear?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~... Ah, a wise leader knows when to write off a loss! Let's get out of here!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Those assholes set me up! I just can't believe it!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~If the Tongs find out about this, I'm going to be a laughing stock.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~It's the cops!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Lose them Huang!
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~Freeze!
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~Huang Lee. Mr. 'Junior Triad of the year'. We've been watching you, little man.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~You've certainly been enjoying yourself in our fair city.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Let's be honest, it's not as much fun as it used to be.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Now, book me or shoot me, don't bore me.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~Oh, I'd happily shoot you, you little prick.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~But, my guess is, until you've found your uncle's sword, and your father's killer,
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~...you don't wanna get shot.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~...That's right, Huang, I know all about the ambush - and I'm REAL interested in the guys that did it.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~I've been on their tails for a long time.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Sorry ... can't help you. Don't speak much English.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~Let's not waste each other's time. We both know you're gonna work for me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Work for a cop?
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~Cop! Don't patronize me. I'm an...
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~...Undercover Detective. Wade Heston's the name.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~You and I ain't all that different, Huang. We're both businessmen, looking to turn a profit.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~You do it your way, I do it mine. Do as you're told and we'll both profit from this.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'm part of the criminal process.
~#FF06~Heston~#FF00~~n~I'll be in touch.~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Huang Lee ... hmmm, so you're the one who lost my sword.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~My father's sword ...and it was stolen...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I knew your father. One doesn't like to speak ill of the dead...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...but in his case I might make an exception.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I've been unimpressed by you so far...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...and now my son tells me...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...he had to save you himself in a recent ambush.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Oh, yeah. That's exactly what happened...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...thanks Chan. He's a brave and wise boy.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~My son is a cretin, but also not your bodyguard.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~You will show me proper respect by redeeming your shame!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Now, get a fuel tanker and ram the ambushers' gambling den. I want them to BURN!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...Do not fail us again.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Err... No. I don't owe you anything, old man. I've come here, been mugged, robbed...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...and put up with morons telling me what to do. Go fuck yourself.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Your language is a little agricultural, but I like your spirit, boy. How about if I say please?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Then as long as you lay off all the bullshit about honor, I'll do anything you ask.~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Huang, we're gonna be famous! Or, more correctly, infamous...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...which I guess I already am, but at least you get to play catch-up.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What are you talking about?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I'm talking about - Lights! Camera! Action! Ha! Ha! Ha!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~This reporter girlfriend of mine is making a fly-on-the-wall TV documentary all about the drug trade, but from our perspective.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Crazy isn't it?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~If you've agreed to take part in it, then yes you are.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Typically you're not seeing the bigger picture, Huang.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~When the Tongs hear I'm the TV show's Mr. Big, they're gonna be in awe of me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Yeah, you could send them signed photos from your prison cell.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Show a little faith, Huang. Our names won't be mentioned, and our faces will be blurred out.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~The Tongs will still figure it out of course. I mean, they won't know, but they will know... You know?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~No... No, not really.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Well, I do. And that's why I'm the boss.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Get over to the holding compound in Hove Beach and retrieve her TV van. She's had a little trouble with a parking violation.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Once you've got the van, take it over to her in BOABO.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Hey! You got my van back! Cool! ...You must be Chan's guy, Huang. I'm Mel.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Chan's guy? ...Whatever. How come your studio didn't get your van back for you?
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Studio? I'm independent! I report what I like, when I like, how I like. The shit I make is art. It's my heart and soul.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So you're broke?
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Only until I sell out to a major TV network. Hey! You could be the star of my show!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hey! No thanks.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Don't worry. I'll arrange everything. See you soon!~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~That bitch has betrayed me!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~How could she treat me like this? I thought we meant something to each other.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What did Mel the media whore do now?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Channel 15 has given Mel's show a slot in its schedule. But, that bitch isn't going to edit out our names and faces!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I mean, who could have seen that coming?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Apart from a retarded amoeba?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Oh, don't start, Mr. fucking know-it-all! Do us all a favor and put your massive head to work figuring a way out of this!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's easy, moron. We get over to Channel 15, grab her tapes, and kill her.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~She may have betrayed me, but... ...all that thinly veiled flirting...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...the hinted promise of tender romance ...the hours spent together online M.M.O.G-ing!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~It can't be for nothing. No.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Here's 'my' plan: get over to Channel 15, grab her tapes...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...and bring her back to me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~If I go to all the trouble of carrying this bitch to Chan's and he just shoots her, I'm gonna be so pissed.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Why, Melanie? Why were you selling me out? I gave you access to my whole operation.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~We had an agreement. I thought you were ...different. I thought we had something.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~We do. That's why you need to understand: this is all Huang's fault.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What? No it's not!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~He made me feel bad about myself, so I ...I had to show him.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Had to show me what? That you're a sell-out bitch?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You were planning this from the beginning. Chan, you're a fool for ever listening to her.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~A fool? ...Yes. A mad, crazy, roguishly handsome, underworld God of a fool, but it was all for love.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Oh, please!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~But... love betrayed me. I don't want to kill you, Melanie, but what choice do I have?
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~You want to be the boss? Then be the boss. You don't have to do anything you don't want to.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~You've got the tapes. I can't hurt you without them. You could just let me go.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Let you go?
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I know you want to.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...Yes ...but, they'd say I was going soft.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~You're the boss, not 'them'.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's not as simple as that.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Shut up! I'm the boss! Me! I do what I like, when I like, how I like!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~We have the tapes... You're harmless now...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Everyone will understand...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...Go ...Just go.
~#FF00~The TV Studio's front entrance is locked, and security around the side looks tight. Maybe there's an easier way in?~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Man, Huang, I'm on top of the world. I just banged an incredible set of twins. One girl, one boy.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~And I've scored some incredible ketamine, and also, business is going great.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I'm really focused on it. I'm a fucking natural. I've more territory, businesses and power than ever.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Yeah, some of that territory was my uncle's.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Hey, Huang, seriously - No hard feelings. It was all going to belong to me soon enough anyway
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~and you and me - we're like brothers, only better, because if I meet your mother, I can sleep with her ...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~but if we were real brothers, I couldn't, because she wouldn't let me.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~How about I make it up to you?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Make what up? Ruining my uncle's power base, or sleeping with my mother.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I never slept with your mother. I haven't met her. Oh, you're joking. Great! Listen ...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I took this amazing speedboat from those idiot Spanish Lords. If you can catch me, it's yours.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Come on, let's party like we're on TV!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~This guy is ridiculous.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Those pesky Spanish Lords must have sabotaged this thing before I took it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Who the fuck says 'pesky'? Come on, swim over to me.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...I can't swim!
~#FF03~Radio~#FF00~~n~zzsch ...We're coming for you Chan. Just wait right there, homeboy... zzsch
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Oh fuck! Those bastards are after me!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Take care of those morons, Huang! ...I'll radio for back up and look moody over here.~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Oh, it's you. Let's be blunt for a minute, the situation is intolerable!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~The Feds are clamping down on all my businesses. Land of opportunity my ass!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I'd been better off bribing officials in Szechuan than putting up with this bullshit.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~And worse, they are constantly one step ahead of us... We must have a guy with a big mouth in our midst.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I have sworn before the heads of all the Tongs: We will find this traitor and he will be shown no mercy!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I heard Chan was arrested too.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Fuck Chan! He could do with a bit of discipline anyway. His mother failed him terribly.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I've got a far bigger issue than that ...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~some men of mine have been cornered while carrying a large quantity of very dirty money ...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~which we were about to export, so it could get laundered.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...Make sure that money gets out of the country.
The cops are holding Hsin's men in the NOOSE van.~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Huang, this is outrageous!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~On the one hand, I'm free, and on the other,
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...I'm having business I stole in good faith taken away from me.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~The Feds are raiding all of my counterfeiting operations!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What do you want to do? Blackmail one of them?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Threaten to kill someone's family?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~No, screw them! I'm going to party anyway!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Chan, if the Feds link you to any of that fake merchandise...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...you're finished.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~They'll use it to put you away for 100 years.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~They're not going to find any fake crap, Huang, because you're going to destroy it all for me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Yes, because I was bored and really wanted a favor to do for you.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Man, I love having you in my life. I'm going to blog about you when I wake up tomorrow.~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~In searching for the Feds' rat...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I have uncovered, amongst my so called people, many snakes, pigs, and dogs!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's like a petting zoo of disrespect.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Something like that.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Our long time allies who have reneged on their traditional oaths must be disciplined accordingly...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...like all those who displease me.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Behead them, Huang.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Make sure I am not displeased with you...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Otherwise, I'll chop your head off and all, you little snot.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hsin - I did what you asked - the traitors are dead.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Yet still, the Feds' rat scurries amongst us, Huang...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Interesting isn't it. This harassment started soon after you began working for us.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Coincidence is a bitch.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Admit your guilt, Huang!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What? No ... that's crazy!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I just went medieval on some motherfuckers for you. Give me a break.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~A liar to the end! And this is the end for you!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Man - that's too cheesy - can't you give me another death line?
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Wait! Hsin, My nephew is innocent.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Innocent? He's been ratting us out since he arrived.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I bet he even organized Yu Jian's theft! That sword was to have been mine!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~He didn't steal the sword, Hsin.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'll buy you a new fucking sword, old man.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I wanted that one. He must be executed for his crimes.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Wait! ...Huang will find the sword AND the real rat! Just give him time.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Who are you to tell me what to do, Kenny? You've even got a stupid name.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Guards!
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Please, Hsin! ...Huang is all I have left of my brother...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~... ... ... Very well.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~But, failure to discover the Fed rat AND Yu Jian, before my patience runs out,
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~will be a big fucking mistake, buddy.~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~They let Chan out on bail.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Great. How is he?
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Hidden. Hidden away where he can cause me no more trouble.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...Now, tell me - are you loyal, Huang?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm a Triad. You can trust me.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Your uncle is bitter and power crazed and your father was a buffoon.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~It was one of Chan's trusted entourage that sold him out.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~How do you know?
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I have some cops on my payroll.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~They tell me he's the Fed's star witness against Chan.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~The only thing I want him witnessing is a bullet entering his brain.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'll get right on it.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Don't get caught, Huang...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...I can't have this coming back to me. Take him out from a distance.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~For a second I thought you were concerned for my welfare.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Mess this up and you'll be the one worrying about your welfare.
~#FF00~Scan the area. The target is dressed in a white shirt and jeans. He usually leaves the gardens at around 15:30.~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I'm sick of waiting for my stupid father to step down. I should be boss NOW!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I can do anything he can - bigger and better!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Definitely. You're the man, homie.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Did you know he had one of my entourage...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...dealt with?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~My posse! My crew! I mean...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Chan, that fool was bleating about you to the Feds.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I know! One's not enough! They're all rats!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Everyone I know is worthless!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~They only like me because I'm good looking, rich, successful and charismatic.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Come on! We'll show them what happens to rats.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I told my so called 'friends' to meet me just south of here.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~There are a lot of bottles back here...how much have you drunk, genius?
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Not much! ...Hic!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...Anyway I refilled them with gas.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I wanna make sure my 'friends' welcome for me is a warm one.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~We're here. Let's get their attention.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Torch those parasites, Huang!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~It's hard to find people like you, Huang ... People I can trust.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Good people you can share a secret with...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...and then have a threesome with and it not be weird afterwards.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It wouldn't be weird afterwards, Chan. You'd just be dead.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Whatever. More for me! See you around.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I'm going to write a poem and work up a sweat and stand in the rain...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...laughing and crying at the same time.~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~You are pushing me beyond breaking point, Huang!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~My truce with the Messina family is now in the toilet thanks to you!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Capra's so full of shit, that's the best place for it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I think he's the rat, and I may have proof.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Really? And what 'proof' do you have?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Rudy D'Avanzo's got a digital recording of Capra talking to the Feds.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~And have you heard this recording?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Well, not exactly.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~You naive fucking child! There is no recording!
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~D'Avanzo has a longstanding vendetta with the Messinas and he's using you as his muscle.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I don't know what shit D'Avanzo's been feeding you...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...but if you want to extricate yourself from this mess...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...eliminate him immediately.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~But...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Either that or I will have to make alternative arrangements.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~That's the kind of cut I'm looking for ... fucking, ay! That's nice. What do you think, kid?
~#FF06~Goombah~#FF00~~n~It's a little too dramatic for me, Rudy.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~You want drama, kid? I've got this gook, a real fucking idiot Triad,
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~running around stirring up all kinds of trouble for Capra.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~I don't know if it's comedy or tragedy, but it's real dramatic.
~#FF06~Goombah~#FF00~~n~You've got a Triad hitting the Messinas, Rudy? I thought they were friends with the noodle-pushers.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~They are - which just makes it funnier.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~I told this gook that Capra was ratting the Triads out to the Feds,
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~and he was so desperate to nail this rat he just believed me.
~#FF06~Goombah~#FF00~~n~Heh! Heh! Fucking simpleton.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You think you're so fucking cle...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~...Fuck you! My father used to look at me like that! So fucking judgemental!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...?
~#FF06~Goombah~#FF00~~n~Stop judging my boss, you bitch!
~#FF00~That's Rudy's car.~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~Boss Wu Lee sent us to help you rout out that traitor Chan.
~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~Hey! I remember you! You recruited me a while back.
~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~...And I've still got that shitty tattoo you gave me.
~#FF09~Triad~#FF00~~n~...Thanks man! My wife thinks I'm an asshole.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Don't mention it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Come on let's do this!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~You've got it all wrong Huang! I'm not the traitor. You have to believe me!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You and Zhou are named in the FIB file as their rats,
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~No! Why would I do that? I was to take over from my father.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~It was all supposed to have been mine!
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Someone set us up ... it wasn't me Huang ... it wasn't me...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You fucking liar! It's guys like you who give rich, nepotistic jerks a bad name.
Kenny has sent some hired muscle to help you route Chan from his hiding place.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Please! I'll give you a wank!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...you trans-sexual loving creep.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Sure, I can be a little hot headed and foolish, but I'm a good guy.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~I help people. I like animals and flowers.
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~Yesterday I made a video of some young female gymnasts...
~#FF09~Chan~#FF00~~n~...showering and it was ... beautiful.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~My father is dead: murdered in Kowloon.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~He always told me that this life, the life of a gangster, can be short, even for a boss.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Most of the family believes he died while meditating at the temple.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~The truth is he was worshipping other gods - his two favorites.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Pharmaceutical grade coke and cheap women.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Regardless - I have sworn on his grave to find those responsible, to avenge him.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I did this mostly so as to guarantee my inheritance, but also because the old man was a good guy...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...for a philandering, drug addled murderer.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~'Yu Jian' - his sword, generations old, has always been in the keeping of the head of the family.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~A tradition my father invented after winning the sword in a card game.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Now, I've got to deliver the stupid thing to the family's new patriarch...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Uncle Wu 'Kenny' Lee, in that great American melting pot Liberty City.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~The last time I visited Liberty City, I caught crabs off a Swiss tourist.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Still, even a pampered little snot like me shouldn't be able to bungle delivering a sword...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...to a moody and power crazy uncle...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...with a penchant for exotic pornography and impersonating people out of kung fu films.
~#FEF1~Sometimes though, even the simplest of jobs don't work out quite the way you expect them to...
~#FF09~Bodyguard~#FF00~~n~Mr. Lee? ...Huang Lee?
~#FF09~Bodyguard~#FF00~~n~Your uncle sent us to meet you.
~#FF09~Bodyguard~#FF00~~n~Fuck! We're being jumped! It's a fucking ambush!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Uhh, my head...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Shit...it's the ambushers.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~This must be the famous American welcome I've heard so much about.
~#FF09~Smart-ass Assassin~#FF00~~n~...I think he's dead.
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~Are you sure?
~#FF09~Smart-ass Assassin~#FF00~~n~...Well, he certainly looks it. He's got blood coming out of a bullet wound on his head.
~#FF09~Smart-ass Assassin~#FF00~~n~Tends to lead to death...being shot in the head.
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~Check him. Fucking smart ass prick.
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~If you're so fucking clever, how come you have to rob people for a living?
~#FF09~Smart-ass Assassin~#FF00~~n~He's not moving. He's not breathing. He's got a bullet wound to the head.
~#FF09~Smart-ass Assassin~#FF00~~n~You know what, I'm gonna stake my reputation on this one. The kid is dead.
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~Aw, Shit! Then we are fucked.
~#FF09~Smart-ass Assassin~#FF00~~n~What are we gonna do?
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~I thought you were the guy with the brains? Let me think.
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~We're going to have to dump him.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~They're dumping me...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...I might actually get out of this madness alive...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...if I don't die of shock first, of course.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...As soon as they stop the car, I'll make my move...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...They won't suspect a thing.
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~Heads up...
~#FF06~Unsure Assassin~#FF00~~n~Okay, genius, bail!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's clearly not my day.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What a place! Beaten up, shot and nearly drowned - within minutes of getting here.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~My father would've paid for this kind of fun, but it's never appealed to me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...I'd better find a car and get over to Uncle Kenny's.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Huang! I'd heard you'd been killed!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Thank all that is good that you are alive.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~What happened?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I was hoping for a couple of strippers...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...and a VIP table in a club.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Instead, I was ambushed, robbed...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...and left for dead, Uncle.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Not much of a welcome.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Just like your father. A playboy, not a worker.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~These are dangerous times, Huang, but we will find and deal with these killers.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...Do you have the sword?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...Do you have Yu Jian?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I think the murderers took it...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...either that or your useless bodyguards.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Don't get snotty with me, you little brat.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I had promised Yu Jian as a gift to our leader...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...Hsin Jaoming.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It would have gained me great favor with him...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...perhaps even sealing my position...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...as his replacement when he steps down.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Its loss will irreparably damage my standing.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~My honor is besmirched!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Besmirched? Uncle, it is 2009, not 1403.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And you were going to give the sword away? But, it's been in our family for generations.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Don't give me that bullshit. Your father won the thing in a card game.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~As a gift to Hsin it would have made me the Triad boss here in Liberty City.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...Huang, your father was a good man, but he's dead now, and that puts me in charge.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I have to do what is best for the family, even if it goes against our traditions...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...and my desires.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I have arranged an apartment for you. Rest there for a while.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~We will speak again soon, once we have both calmed down. Grief can be very unsettling.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So can being shot in the head and nearly drowned.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It would have gained me great favor with him...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...perhaps even sealing my position...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~....as his replacement when he steps down.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Its loss will irreparably damage my standing.
~#FEF0~When you want to enter your apartment, walk into the small chevrons.
~#FEF0~You can save your progress inside your apartment, and also from your PDA, any time that you are not on a mission.
~#FEF0~This is your apartment. When you load a saved game you will start at your nearest apartment.
~#FEF0~You can find your apartment again by looking for ~#FF06~~#FF1C~ ~#FF00~on your radar.
~#FEF0~Drive a vehicle into the large chevrons to park it in your garage.
~#FEF0~Any vehicle left in your apartment's garage will be stored there when you save the game.
~#FEF0~Touch and hold anywhere on the screen to skip a cutscene.DO NOT USE
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Being unable to present Hsin with the sword, as I'd promised...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...has forced me to step down as a potential heir for our leader.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm sorry, Uncle, but as soon as we get the sword back, you'll be able to reclaim your position.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Meanwhile, my father remains dead.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...but recovering the sword...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...is no longer the most pressing matter.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Thank you, Huang...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~My businesses are being threatened by ignoble street punks who think I'm finished.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~They kick someone when they are down. I knew a proverb about that once, but I forgot it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~No.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Look before you leap?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~No. Anyway, that's not important right now.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~What is important is that I'm getting buggered by a lot of dudes, and that is not my scene.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It's war, Nephew. I need you to get some weapons training.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~And Huang - despite the horrors of your father's death, I am glad you're here.
DO NOT REMOVE
~#FF0C~Unknown~#FF00~~n~DO NOT REMOVE
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Ling? ...You're Kenny's master-at-arms?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~I could teach you a thing or two, Huang Lee.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I bet you could, but I'm not that easy.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Listen, if you want to stay alive in this city, you'd better learn how to defend yourself ... can you fight at all?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Show me your best punch.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Not bad. You've got good legs.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I could say the same for you.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~I'm sure those lines usually work, but I'm also sure you usually pay for women.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I buy ALL my friends. Makes life easier.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Nice. I think I like this lonely rich kid act. It kind of suits you. Can you use a gun?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~...Show me how you handle your piece...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I can certainly try.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Huang! Ling! Quickly...
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Some fucking street punks are attacking one of my restaurants.
~#FF06~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...Teach them the ignorance of their ways, Huang.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~I'll take my gun back. We'll get you one en route.
~#FF06~Waiter~#FF00~~n~You're the protection? A bitch and a little punk.
~#FF06~Waiter~#FF00~~n~No wonder we're getting pissed on by every dog in town.
~#FF06~Waiter~#FF00~~n~Some thugs have dragged the boss around back.
~#FF06~Street Thug~#FF00~~n~Hey ladies, tell that gimp Kenny it's over. This is our town now.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Really, little boy? Your town.
~#FF06~Street Thug~#FF00~~n~Yes. My town, bitch. My town.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Ling! What the fuck?
~#FF06~Waiter~#FF00~~n~I'm only a waiter! Someone do something!
~#FF06~Manager~#FF00~~n~You took your fucking time, boy. I could have been killed!
~#FF06~Manager~#FF00~~n~You took your fucking time, boy! I could have been killed!
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~I always keep weapons hidden in dumpsters all over the city for emergencies just like this.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~My honorable reputation is in the gutter. I'm finished Huang! Finished!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Really Uncle? Did your wife find your video collection?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~All of my street dealers are abandoning me. All my years as a noble outlaw are coming to nothing.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Uncle, let me help. What are you dealing: counterfeit goods, stolen merchandise?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~My stock is more 'pharmaceutical' in nature...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...the kind that's difficult to legally source.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Of course - You're a drug lord.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~A NOBLE drug lord!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Is there any other kind?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~But, I don't think I want you getting involved in the drugs trade, Huang.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~You're young and will just end up tripped out on ecstasy, with a needle full of skag in your eye...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...and midgets blowing coke up your ass ... And it'll be all my fault!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Your father would expect me to protect you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What powerful images, Uncle! But I can handle myself.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I knew I could count on you to uphold our traditions and finally become a man!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I've already taken the liberty of having some 'samples' delivered to your apartment.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~There's a fine merchant in East Island City who'll be happy to take them off your hands.
~#FF09~Liam~#FF00~~n~Man, that's good shit - I can feel my dick shrinking already.
~#FF09~Liam~#FF00~~n~I'll have to get on the Mollis later. Now listen.
~#FF09~Liam~#FF00~~n~There's a bit of an issue right now. Those security cameras.
~#FF09~Liam~#FF00~~n~Every fool in town is getting arrested. Very good for those of us who haven't gone down.
~#FF09~Liam~#FF00~~n~Until they come down, prices will just stay high...
~#FF09~Liam~#FF00~~n~...sorry friend - that's capitalism - supply and demand, baby.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Shit! It's the cops!~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Even simple store owners are choosing to forget that their security is best served...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...by the noble protection I extend them.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~If they refuse to pay for my services, how am I supposed to look after them?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It's for the greater good that they realize bad things like explosive fires...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...accidental deaths and such like, happen to those without my protection.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Explosive fires?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...You want me to burn these stores down?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~No, Huang, that would be dishonorable and bad for business.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...You need only make an example of one.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...A wealthy buyer of expensive stolen artifacts is visiting the city.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~... Do you think he might be here to buy Yu Jian?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It's possible - and though some say it's dishonorable to attack lone travelers...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...I say, a rich fool can be the cause of much mischief.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I've always had a way with words.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Thank you nephew.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I couldn't have bought this place without you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Of course! Anyway, I'm glad I could help.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Any news on my father's killers, or that silly sword, Yu Jian?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Possibly...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I? I thought it was for us?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It is! I meant we. I wrote my name on the deeds purely for tax purposes.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That's brilliant Uncle.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~If the life of crime thing goes wrong, you should take up script writing.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Huang, it's our noble duty to separate such fools from their money.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Ah, my diligent nephew. Do you have the money I asked for?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm working on it, Uncle.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~You're working on it? Well how about working on it harder and showing me some familial solidarity?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~By the wispy beards of our forefathers! It's not like I need the money, Huang - it's only a paltry $5000!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~This is your opportunity to show me that you're more than just an errand runner.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm sorry, Uncle, I've been too busy running your errands to realize.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Get out of my sight, and don't come back until you're ready to pull your weight in this family.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~My men are all girly-boys!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I need new blood, Huang - men prepared to fight and die for me.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Not this scum that defect to other under-bosses simply because I've fallen out of favor with Hsin.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~For generations men have given their lives meaning by dying in this family's service!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Absolutely ... it's the most honorable of traditions.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~There's surely many immigrants on the streets...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...all suffering regular abuse from the authorities and local punks.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Find these terribly unfortunate souls, Huang, and show them a life of honor is worth dying for.
~#FF0C~Unknown~#FF00~~n~DO NOT REMOVE
~#FF09~Rookie~#FF00~~n~You saved me! How can I ever repay you?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~No need to repay me, but I can help you help yourself.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Join my gang, and you'll learn important qualities like discipline and self respect...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...and how to intimidate and bully people yourself.
~#FF09~Rookie~#FF00~~n~Fantastic! As a Triad, all my troubles will be over!~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~We have taught the Spanish Lords the error of their thieving ways.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It's time to give them a lesson in the art of noble conduct.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~And trust me, my boy, nothing says 'nobility' like murder...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...theft, and kicking someone when they are down.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~We will raid this warehouse...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...where their most valuable merchandise is held...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...but, unlike those thieving dogs, we will only take that which is rightfully ours.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Then we'll destroy the place and kill a shit load of the bastards?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Obviously. What do you take me for? A metrosexual on a cleanse?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Never uncle! Do you think we will find that stupid sword...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Yu Jian, there?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Maybe. ...Perhaps we should take everything - just to be certain.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Then destroy the place and kill a lot of them. Just for good form's sake.
~#FF00~Be careful, the warehouse is guarded.
~#FF00~That storage van looks like an ideal target.
~#FF0C~Unknown~#FF00~~n~DO NOT REMOVE
Be careful, the compound is guarded!~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Animals! Filth! Scum! They know nothing of honor or nobility!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~All they do is steal and kill and prance about like girls!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~What kind of real man dances?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Uncle?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~These animals could be the ones who stole Yu Jian.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I'm sure they've been behind most of the attacks on us since its loss.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Even now they're preparing to assault businesses that are under my protection! Heathens!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What are you talking about? Who?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Those moronic Spanish Lords! Uphold my good name, Huang. Slaughter them all!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~For the love of your family and all that is holy!
Use vehicles to barricade both ends of the street before the Spanish Lords arrive.
Park vehicles in these positions to create barricades.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Our noble house will come to a dishonorable end unless we defend ourselves.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Absolutely. Also if anyone ever seizes your hard drive or DVD collection.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Funny time to be cracking jokes, you little snot.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~You enraged the Spanish Lords and now they're coming to try to destroy me!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Yes - and it wasn't like you told me to attack them or anything, was it?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I told you to deal with the problem - what a great fucking job you did!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Oh, I'm sorry Uncle. Sorry I came here, got robbed, mugged, left for dead, and that was the good bit!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~My father's death remains unsolved, and I'm fighting your fucking battles. Thanks, Uncle!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~They're here! Deal with them, Huang! It's your fault, anyway!
You have found the Spanish Lord's warehouse.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~My dear Nephew! I'm screwed!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I've spoken briefly with our leader, Hsin Jaoming, about the loss of the sword, Yu Jian.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~He's not happy. There will be harsh consequences for me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Well, I'm sorry to hear that Uncle, but what about the men who killed my father?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Surely that's more important than some dude and a ceremonial sword?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I'm working on it. I haven't slept with worry.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~But Hsin's favor is vital to our family.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm sure it's vital, Uncle. I'm sorry if I was disrespectful.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~How can I help? I'd love to go after...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...the men who tried to kill me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...and rip their tongues out with pliers...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~If you want to help me Nephew...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...please do as I say!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~You're new here...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...and things aren't exactly going well for us right now, are they?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Listen - I need help running my business while I deal with Hsin's rage.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~A couple of my crew are observing a squad of undercover cops...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...who are spying on an exotic movie I am financing... Purely for artistic reasons, of course.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I need you to head over there and find out why they haven't reported back to me.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Easy enough, eh?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Take my car. And I like the car, so do try not to get murdered again.
You can also lose your wanted level by using Pay 'n' Sprays, as long as no cops see your vehicle enter the garage.
The mechanics will repair and respray your vehicle, which takes 3 hours and costs $200.
Pay 'n' Sprays can be found all over Liberty City, their locations are represented by a ~#FF09~~#FF19~ ~#FF00~icon on your GPS.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~What the fuck are you doing in Kenny's car?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm his nephew, Huang Lee. Who the fuck are you?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~...Oh, you're the rich prick from Hong Kong who lost the sword ... Nice one.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And I thought Americans did not understand sarcasm. Nice hair cut!
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Yeah - funny - I'm Ling Shan.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~I'm all that's left of Kenny's spies - we got jumped by the pigs...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Do you mean those pigs?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Shit! Get us out of here alive, Huang, and I'll marry you!
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Yes - I know about sarcasm.
If a cop sees you commit a crime you will get a wanted level, indicated by a yellow star.
The more stars you have, the harder the cops will try to take you down.
You can disable pursuing cop cars by causing them to crash, or by ramming them at speed.
As you shake off more cops, your wanted stars will start to dim.
When you only have one wanted star, hide. Try and make the chasing police lose sight of you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...So, er... coffee?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Very funny, but I better take Kenny's car back...
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~...and tell him personally what happened to his exotic movie shoot and team of hard men killers.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, I get nothing... before you go - can I ask you a question...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...were you an observer, or an actress in the "art house" movie?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Keep it in your pants, Huang - I doubt it's very impressive.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~I'll see you around.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~What has happened is most distressing.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I know. I cannot believe Ling's dead. First my dad, now this.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Ling's dead? Well, yes, that's unfortunate...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...but I was talking about being attacked by nobodies. The shame of it!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What? ...How can you be so cold? Ling was a nice person.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Boo fucking hoo. Stop acting like a child. People die every day.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~It's the nature of this life we've all chosen.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Your father knew that.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~People die every day.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~We mustn't allow death to distract us from our purpose.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Our purpose?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I've run this territory for years.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~And now some impudent street gang thinks they can just take it away from me?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Make them pay for their arrogance, Huang.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~And avenge Ling!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Said with true feeling, Uncle!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~. . .
~#FF09~Thug~#FF00~~n~Hey, triad! What you doing here?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm finishing what I started in Cerveza Heights.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~No one fucks with my family.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Hsin's idiot son, Chan Jaoming, has had the audacity...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...the impudence, the outright insanity of asking me to work for him.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Great! This could help you regain face with Hsin.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Yes, but there's not much honor in wiping Chan's ass.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I could never lower myself to be his lackey...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...maybe you could.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm honored you...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...think so highly of me, kind Uncle.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...I'm sorry, Huang. Sorry I can't offer you better! Sorry I'm not the big boss!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Sorry no one is here with a silver spoon ready to shove it up your pampered ass.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Your father, rest his soul, ruined you!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What's the job, kind Uncle?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Chan needs to acquire some fast cars for a street race.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Now believe me, Chan is mentally subnormal...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...so the thought of him driving fast is somewhat worrying, but he seems to need them.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~The deadline for delivery was yesterday, so you'd better hurry.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~And Huang, thank you.~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~So, that fucking sword was stolen by a secret group within the Koreans...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~In that case, you were right to attack them, Huang.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Their boss's still out there ... he could be anyone.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Not anyone: he had Yu Jian stolen specifically to embarrass and stop me succeeding Hsin. Asshole.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, whoever this guy is, he's benefited from your loss in standing with the boss?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And let's be honest, Uncle, you look like a bit of a prick right now.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I wouldn't say prick, I'd say, tough, noble, warrior fallen on hard times, but I won't labor the point ...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~so, we would be wise to watch Chan and Zhou closely from now on.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~A snake and a gimp.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Do you think one of them is preparing to whack Hsin?
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...I don't know, but we should get back on good terms with that stupid old bastard.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~He's been asking me to help his wonderful mob 'friends' bring a boat full of merchandise into the city.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~They should be arriving anytime now...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Leave it to me Uncle...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~This is the best boat Triad money can buy?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You've got to be shitting me!
~#FF09~Mobster~#FF00~~n~Hey, our Chinese delivery boy made it. I hope you got extra duck sauce.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Very fucking funny...
~#FF09~Mobster~#FF00~~n~You think I'm funny? Like a clown? You think I'm a joke?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I saw that film too, you cretin.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Now shut up and give me the gear, or I'll show you what I think about clowns.
~#FF09~Mobster~#FF00~~n~Okay. Okay. Jeez - take it easy. Tight ass prick.
~#FF09~Mobster~#FF00~~n~Say thanks to Hsin, but we'll take it from here, noodle-boy.
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~Prepare to be boarded!
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~You in the boat - you are under arrest! ...We aren't kidding around, Mister!~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's all there in the file, Uncle: Zhou and Chan are the Fed rats.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~What a predictable twist in the plot! We must get this file to Hsin as quickly as possible.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That's going to be rather difficult, now that he wants me dead.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...You are not alone, my boy.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Because I spoke up for you, Hsin now believes...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...I'm as guilty as you. As if I could be a rat?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~An English friend of mine had a good word for people like him - that word was 'wanker'.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~This is no time for idle conjecture. It's time for a close up on me looking moody...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...before I save the day.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~He's meeting with the heads of the Tongs today...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...it's the perfect time to give him the file...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...though, there's no knowing...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~...how he will react when he reads it.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Come on. I've my car. I'll drive.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~The FIB report is genuine Hsin ... there is no doubt.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I know it's hard to see it in black and white.
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Zhou and Chan! My most trusted... My own son...
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I am ... sorry to bring you this news. But there're always others...
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Nonsense! I taught them to be ruthless, to give no ground ...
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...but their disloyalty has been uncovered.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Honor demands...
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I know my own oath to the Tongs!
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~The traitors must die ... 'no matter who they are'.
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...Leadership is a poisoned chalice ...
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I pass to you, Wu Kenny Lee.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Hsin?
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~You will be my successor... I retire henceforth.
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~This is a fucking shambles.
~#FF06~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Enjoy yourself. I'm off to Macau to sleep with women of easy virtue.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~This car's screwed! ...JUMP!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~Yiieeee!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Shiiiiiiiit!
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~You drive. I can't handle a stick shift.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hsin?
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~You took your time getting here.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Lucky for you, you made it just in time to meet the inbound train.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Follow him. He should be heading for their safehouse.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Once I know its location, I will give you further instruction.
~#FF09~Quarry~#FF00~~n~Some guy was following me, but I think I lost him.
~#FF06~Contact~#FF00~~n~Maybe he was just cruising... That's understandable with you carrying that fucking umbrella.
~#FF09~Quarry~#FF00~~n~What?
~#FF06~Contact~#FF00~~n~Come on, let's get out of here. Fucking idiot.
~#FF00~The Korean has reached his destination: This must be the Midtown Gangsters' main safehouse.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~One of those rebellious little pricks is coming in on that train.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Thanks. And may I say, I love the patronizing old turd act you've got going on.~#FF09~Chen~#FF00~~n~Hsin has given us the authority to do 'whatever it takes' to get those files...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~'Whatever it takes'? Why don't we just ask to see them?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~They are supposed to be loyal to Hsin, right? Nobody needs to get hurt.
~#FF09~Chen~#FF00~~n~I wonder why Hsin thinks you're the rat? You're more like the village idiot.
~#FF09~Chen~#FF00~~n~Come on, let's go and pick up some toys.
~#FF09~Chen~#FF00~~n~Seems you're not mentioned in the files Huang. Hsin will be disappointed.
~#FF09~Chen~#FF00~~n~You can go, but remember... we'll be watching you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're a dick. You know that? A dick.~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~The underhand dogs' weapons shipment is arriving right now.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~I cannot allow a subordinate gang to stockpile heavy weapons they might use against us.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Sometimes, the hardest thing about being a parent is letting go.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Destroy their weapons and all those involved ... if you can.
The Korean gangbangers are escaping on that boat with their weapons.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~It makes my blood boil and my power of metaphor reach breaking point.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Shut your fucking mouth, you little cunt.~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Though that gang of Koreans isn't speaking to the Feds...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~...their leader wants independence from us:
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Their effrontery must be disciplined!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Let me guess...you want me to go and blow some shit up...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Err, yes ...I've left some explosives around the back of the building.
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~Destroy their main hideout...
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~... and though I grow weary waiting for my sword, I may allow you further time to find it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...in a subtle but powerful statement of your authority?
~#FF09~Hsin~#FF00~~n~And Huang, I hope it goes without saying, but fuck this up, and I will fuck you up.~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~I know our people don't usually get along, but things have gotta change if we're all gonna survive.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm deeply touched that you care about the Triads, Mr. D'Avanzo, but I just need the rat's name.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~You're touched? That's nice.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Listen, once this rat's put you lot inside...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~...he's gonna start doing the same thing to us.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, just give me his name and we can all live happily ever after.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Apart from him, of course. He'll live not so happily for not that long.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~We've gotta be real careful. I think he's onto me...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~His men could be here any minute looking for me.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~His name.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~... Jimmy Capra - a Messina made man - the same guy who's currently being real friendly with your boss.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~A wiseguy - it figures.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So how come YOU don't take him out?
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~The Messinas and my people have been enemies for years.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~We'd never get close enough...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...But a Triad could - now that we're all buddies - right?
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~You're a fucking natural. This is gonna work out just fine.~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~We hid a digital recorder in Jimmy Capra's car.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~By now it'll be full of evidence proving he's the Feds' rat ...and probably a cross-dresser too.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~We need that recorder, so we're gonna need his car, and you're the perfect guy to steal it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Capra might be friendly with the Triads...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...but his greaseball mobsters...no offense...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...aren't going to let me just steal his car.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Of course not! They're not going to let ANYONE take it!
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~But, an eggroll like you - no offense - can get closer to it than any of my guys.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~It should be parked over at the Messina's Boulevard compound ...Lots of luck.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Why didn't you plant a bug like a normal person? I thought you were a wise guy?
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~And I thought you were bringing me take out. Because they sweep for radio signals, genius.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Now get on with it.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Good job. Once we've dug the digital recorder out of this piece of shit, I'll be in touch.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Have you got the copy of that recording ... for my boss.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~What recording?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~The one that proves Capra is the Fed rat.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Oh, that one. Relax! As soon as we're done...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~...you can have it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Done?
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Capra wants to meet me for peace talks. But, the only peace I'm gonna give him is 'rest in peace'!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Cool pun! I bet you've been working on that all day.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~And I want you there, making sure the right guy gets shot.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~The meeting's just between me and Capra: I should be able to handle him...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~....but there's a sniper rifle on the roof for you...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~...just in case things turn a little sour.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~I'll take the car.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Hey, Capra! ...Where are you? I hope you came alone like we agreed.
~#FF06~Capra~#FF00~~n~Of course I did, Rudy - you know me - I'm a man of honor.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Must be nice to have that luxury...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~...they can write that on your tombstone.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Hey! What are these fucks doing here?
~#FF06~Capra~#FF00~~n~Maybe you should plan your own obituary first, friend.~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~You did great. The recording from Capra's car proves he's been talking to the Feds. A lot.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Can I have that recording?
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Why? You don't trust me? I'm telling you what it says.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Trust? In this town? Don't be ridiculous.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I need to clear things with my boss.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~Sure, I'll get you a copy of it, little man ...
~#FF09~D'Avanzo~#FF00~~n~just as soon as you've whacked all the rats named on it.~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Well, if it isn't the star of my show!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That's right. It isn't.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I beg to differ.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Chan's given you to me as my guide and protector - a knowing Virgil to my innocent Dante - as I chart the corrupting pit of hell you methnecks live in.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's good to see unprejudiced reporting isn't dead.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I'm sorry if the truth hurts, but integrity and impartiality - the truth and nothing but - are how I roll.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Sure. I predict a bright future for you at the networks.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Like I need career critique from a professional criminal.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Come on. Let's get to the docks. Chan's got a huge shipment of drugs arriving.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I want to get close to the action, and shoot my first footage.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~You drive. I'm gonna get my cameras ready.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm gonna take a look and make sure everything's cool.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I'll come with you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~No. I don't know what line Chan fed you, but if these guys see you filming them - you're dead.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Chan said I could shoot anything I wanted!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Take a camera in there and you'll be the one getting shot. Chan would be pretty pissed if that happened.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I don't care!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Well, I do. Don't get me wrong it's not you I'm thinking about.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~...Freedom of the press?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Look, shoot your footage from inside the van.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~This is pointless! ...Okay! Okay! I'll stay in the van... I promise.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Oh, my God! You killed those guys... I can't believe it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What did you expect? It's not like I'm gonna call the cops.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~"Help! Police! Our massive illicit drug shipment is being ripped off!"
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Funny. Well, laugh this one up: I did call the cops.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What?
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Well, what did you expect me to do? I was crapping myself!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You stupid bitch!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Hey! You were supposed to be protecting me while I was filming!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I was kinda busy - maybe you noticed!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Look, if you wanna keep that footage, you'd better get out of here before your cops arrive.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Go!~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I wasn't sure I'd see you again.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Don't get all teary-eyed. I'm here because Chan's paying.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~My hero.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Exactly. So, you won't need to call the cops this time.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Well, try protecting me this time.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I need to get some footage of a drug factory.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Chan won't let me see any of his, but he's told me about this place run by the Yardies.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~He won't let you see any of his factories because the moron doesn't have any. So instead, he wants me to walk you through a rival's factory.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Maybe I could do a full media presentation mid way through, pointing out the profitable operating principles of the place...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...whilst dodging bullets, using a laser pointer to distract crazed Yardies.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Actually, I think his plan was for you to tear the place apart while I filmed it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Oh! ...Okay. Let's go.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~This is the place!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Come on! I'm already rolling!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hey! I thought I was the one who's supposed to charge in shooting wildly. Heh! Heh!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Oh, please! Is this really the time for levity? People are about to die.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Only of we go through this door. Of course you wouldn't get your footage if we didn't.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~...Can't you just shoot the guns out of their hands?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I find the best way to make someone drop their gun is to shoot them in the head.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~So, try to keep out of my way in there, it's gonna get really messy.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Oh, shit! Grenades!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~What? Arghhh!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~This is awful! They weren't gangsters. They were probably forced to work here...How can you live with yourself?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Will you give me a break? You got your footage didn't you?
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~I'm just doing my job!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Then let me do mine! Move out of the way. I'm going to open the safe.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~...Hey, I recognize that dead guy. It's Vince Vacant, Channel 15's ace investigative reporter.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~He must have been doing an undercover piece on this place...
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Oh, my God! You know what this means?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You filmed yourself aiding and abetting a known killer?
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~...There's gonna be an opening at Channel 15! This is great!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Nice girl.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Let's get out of here.~#FF06~Xai~#FF00~~n~Listen, Chan just came into possession of a fuck load of this new shit.
~#FF06~Xai~#FF00~~n~It's highly addictive and more toxic than the Humboldt at high tide...
~#FF06~Xai~#FF00~~n~...so don't be surprised if you get chased round by street crazies screaming for more.
~#FF06~Xai~#FF00~~n~Toss some of this shit out to the usual junkies and crack whores and see what sticks.
~#FF06~Xai~#FF00~~n~Enjoy!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Highly addictive and toxic? Nice... and this is the stuff you're gonna 'market' to unsuspecting people?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's their choice. I'm not going to force it on anyone.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Choice? You're aiming it at crack whores and junkies! Seriously, doesn't any of this bother you?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~As long as it pays, I'm only too happy to help the self destructive achieve their ambitions. Come on, let's get moving.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Wait! I'll grab my camera.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Well... that was different.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm glad you had fun.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Fun? Only a greedy, self-centered, sociopath would think any of that was fun.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'll take that as a yes then.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~How dare you? There's no comparison between us, maniac!
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~You're destroying decent society for respectable people. My job, my calling, is to show your kind up as the monsters you are.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Gaining fame, fortune, and having fun, doing it.
~#FF09~Mel~#FF00~~n~Fuck you, killer! I'll fucking show you!Ped Splat!
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Ian McQue
~#FF0C~Writer
Rupert Humphries
~#FF0C~Development Assistant
Christina Harvey
~#FF0C~Lead New Media Designer
Stuart Petri
~#FF0C~Senior New Media Designer
Steve Walsh
~#FF0C~New Media Designers
Jill Menzies ~n~Euan Duncan
~#FF0C~Graphic Designer
Alisdair Wood
ROCKSTAR NYC
A
~#FF0C~Executive Producer
Sam Houser
~#FF0C~VP of Creative
Dan Houser
~#FF0C~VP of Product Development
Jeronimo Barrera
~#FF0C~VP of Quality Assurance
Jeff Rosa
~#FF0C~Producer
Rich Rosado
~#FF0C~Senior Lead Analyst
Lance Williams
~#FF0C~Project Lead
Peter Woloszyn
~#FF0C~Test Team
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Ethan Abeles
~#FF0C~Technical Analyst
Jared P. Raia
~#FF0C~Business Development Director
Sean Macaluso
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Ivan Pavlovich ~n~Andi Hanley
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John Zurhellen ~n~Jon Young ~n~Luke Howard ~n~Marisa Palumbo ~n~Michael Unsworth ~n~Paul Martin ~n~Peter Adler ~n~Rocco Cambareri ~n~Shawn Allen
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Stephen Ellis
~#FF0C~Research
Gregory Johnson ~n~Sanford Santacroce ~n~Ayana Osada ~n~Vincent Parker
~#FF0C~Rockstar Publishing Team
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~#FF0C~Rockstar Publishing Team
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~#FF0C~Rockstar Publishing Team
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~#FF0C~Rockstar Publishing Team
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~#FF0C~Studio Head
Mark Lloyd
~#FF0C~Deputy Quality Assurance Manager
Tim Bates
~#FF0C~Senior Q.A. Supervisors
Charlie Kinloch ~n~Kevin Hobson
~#FF0C~Q.A. Supervisors
Phil Alexander ~n~Eddie Gibson ~n~Lee Johnson ~n~Matthew Hewitt ~n~Andy Mason ~n~Philip Deane ~n~Steve McGagh
~#FF0C~Senior Lead Testers
Rob Dunkin ~n~Andre Mountain ~n~Dave Lawrence ~n~Jonathan Ealam ~n~Mike Bennett ~n~Mike Emeny ~n~Will Riggott
~#FF0C~Lead Testers
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~#FF0C~Game Testers
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Chris Welsh
~#FF0C~Localization Supervisors
Dominic Garcia ~n~Fran›ois-Xavier Fouchet ~n~Paolo Ceccotti
~#FF0C~Senior Localization Testers
Domhnall Campbell ~n~Luca Castiglioni ~n~Naomi Long
~#FF0C~Localization Testers
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~#FF0C~Localization Testers
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Nick McVey
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Richard Barnes ~n~Shakira Wood ~n~Tanya Holland ~n~TJ UsherGXTGXT~#FF00~Score points by killing enemies before the time limit expires.
~#FF00~A heavily armed buddy at the rear of your vehicle will help you.Cutscene.~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~That's a real tough looking dive-for-cover you've got there, Huang.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Nice shot, dickhead!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What the fuck were you thinking?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Quit your crying. Aren't you supposed to be a tough guy?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Is this a fucking joke?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm not taking shit from someone still feeding from their mom's tit.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Oh, a comedian too, now I really am impressed.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Tell me, have you time on your comedy tour to do any real work?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~I've got a job planned...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What was it? Clean your room?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~The job's worth a fortune, but it needs two to pull it off.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~I had a partner: Perfect for this job, but some asshole got her killed.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Seeing as you think you're Kenny's resident tough guy ...
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~I thought you might be able to handle it.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~I'll be doing the real work.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~You'll just be having fun distracting the cops in a N.O.O.S.E. tank.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You had me at 'worth a fortune' kid ...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~but a word about your shitty attitude - keep it up, I'm warming to you.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Good. I'll email you when I'm done.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~How many cops did you kill?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's like Rusty Brown Ring's parade day out there.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Fuck 'em. If they don't want to get shot, they should quit wearing a badge.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Fair point... which leads me to another: Where's my money?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Oh, thanks! Not - how're you doing Xin?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Or - you look bad, Xin, I'll get you to a doctor.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~The only thing a hospital's got for you is a morgue ...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~and I'm not getting arrested driving you over to it.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Relax. I know a place. Just get me there.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~In this fucking cop magnet?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Okay, let's just fuck around moving me to another car, while I bleed to death.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~You want your money? Get driving!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~We're here.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Where's this doctor of yours, kid?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Doctor? I didn't come here for a fucking doctor.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Great! In that case, where's my money?
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Gone towards my dead partner's funeral expenses.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~I thought you wouldn't mind, seeing as it was you that killed her.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What? ...You're delirious.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~She was my SISTER! MY FUCKING SISTER! ...
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~You let her die, right here in the alley!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Ling? You crazy fucking kid!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I avenged Ling.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I killed all the assholes involved.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~Bullshit! If you'd been half as good as you think you are, you wouldn't have failed her.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~You think you're fucking great, but you're fucking useless!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Really? Well, where were you when she needed you?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~She was your partner, your sister.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~I couldn't... I was - this isn't about me!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Wrong. This is all about you.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~But, I didn't... It was you!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You failed her, kid, not me.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~...I ... I'm sorry.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Look, I've lost someone recently too.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~It's hard, but you get used to it.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Get yourself patched up, kid.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And when you're better, look me up.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hey! Maybe we could be partners.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I could use a side-kick ...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~especially one like an annoying kid-brother.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~...Huh! A useless kid-brother.
~#FF09~Xin~#FF00~~n~...Fucking useless.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I've heard a few good things about you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Uh, no not really.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Ah, you must lead a sheltered life.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~No wonder you're working for that moron Chan Jaoming.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Well, I can save you from that life of wiping a rich guy's ass.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Working with me, you can play your part in saving the Triads:
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Chan Jaoming must NEVER become our new boss.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~He's educationally subnormal.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Let me hazard a guess here...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...the only hope is to make you the new leader?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...even that old guy can't do anything so stupid as to overlook me.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Look, all the Tongs favor me. I just need to get Hsin on board.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~We have to make it so obvious I'm the best choice so that...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I'd like to test you out on a score that's about to go down. You can be my new 'thrower'.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Thrower?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~You'll see...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~The gift you brought me is greatly appreciated, Huang Lee.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~And, no doubt, you've heard a lot of pretty great things of me.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Unless you like it.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Obviously. Look, I realize I would say that, being an arrogant guy on the make,
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...but old Uncle Kenny ain't cutting it no more,
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~and Chan couldn't cut his way out of a paper prison.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I'll drive from here on in. You sneak onto that delivery truck, and toss its merchandise over to me.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I know I'm arrogant, but let's be honest, I'm kind of incredible.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Often, people are a constant source of disappointment for me, Huang.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~But you have impressed me. Your skills - when compared to mine - might be nearly adequate.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Zhou, I'm all for masking one's insecurities, but I've got to ask...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...have you got a tiny penis? They can do things for it nowadays.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~That's the spirit.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I'm talking about winning a war, and you're talking about penile augmentation.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Seriously, Huang - this town is there for the taking. You and me.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Call on me again soon, so that your education may continue.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~And since you ask, no. It's massive.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm Huang Lee. Are you Zhou?
~#FF09~Noh~#FF00~~n~No.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Is he around?
~#FF09~Noh~#FF00~~n~No.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Well, when will he be back?
~#FF09~Noh~#FF00~~n~No. No.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...No? You don't speak English do you?
~#FF09~Noh~#FF00~~n~No. No.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That's just great! How about Cantonese? ...Mandarin?
~#FF09~Noh~#FF00~~n~No....No.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're pretty 'short' on answers big boy.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Is 'no' the only word you know?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Hey! Only assholes say 'no'...
~#FF09~Noh~#FF00~~n~No. Fuck off, kid. Come back when you've got the stuff Zhou asked for.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~In his final months as boss, Hsin Jaoming is losing the respect...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...of several major business associates and dealers.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~These fools act disgracefully!
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Their obedience to our leader should be absolute.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~To bring them back in line, Hsin is going to blow up the vehicles...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...in which they've stashed their drugs.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...And we're going to help?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Fuck no!
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~You're going to stop Hsin's bomb vans...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...so that I can safely steal the drugs,
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...then present myself...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...as the only competent operator. It's win-win.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...Huang, you've got to grow up.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~My cars now ... and my drugs too.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Even though we have disciplined the dealers who insulted Hsin with their disrespect,
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~for justice to be truly done, they must be taught a more serious lesson.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Would that lesson be 'next time you're reincarnated, get life insurance?'
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Something like that. I asked them if they wanted to cut me in,
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~and they refused and threatened to run to Hsin and start bitching and moaning like women,
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~so the fuckers are going to have to be shut up.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Yet again I have delivered Hsin's justice...like an avenging angel, or indomitable god...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...or something else a bit like that.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~But, as usual, I get treated like a fucking butler.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Your humility is awe inspiring.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Indeed, I have inspired myself.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I've grown tired of looking for favors from chumps.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I will be the next leader of the Triad, with or without Hsin's approval.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~It is only a matter of time.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That must be some good coke.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Back so soon? ...You must be eager to help make me the new boss.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I know when to back a winner.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Me too, which is why I always back myself.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~In business, pleasure, wrestling, sex, you name it. I'm a winner.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Listen, I have an old friend being flown to the city on medical release.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Medical release?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~He's a con, but not for much longer ... you're going to free him and bring him here.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~His plane's already landed, so be quick getting to the airport.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm going to take your word for it on some of those.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~My old friend ... I bet you thought you'd never see me again.
~#FF06~Uri~#FF00~~n~Zhou ...I ...I meant to stay in touch.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~You owe me a pound of flesh, Uri, remember...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...And I fully intend to get to the 'heart' of the matter.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~If you'd wanted him dead, why didn't you tell me?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~What's the matter Huang - am I being heartless?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...I can quickly remedy that.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Now we've killed together, you and I are friends, Huang.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Blood brothers.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...Don't be a stranger.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Huang, today we will be joining the festivities in Chinatown.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~They're celebrating 100 years of slave wages, washing filthy laundry...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...roach infested kitchens, and opium abuse.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're like a walking clich machine...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...my friend. There's more money...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...in Chinatown than any borough in the city.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~The land of opportunity has been good to those people.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Who are you? Chairman of the Liberty City Tourist Board? Anyway, it's been good to me...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...and it's going to be even better today.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Get hold of one of those festival costumes and meet me at the back of the Bank of Liberty.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I'm sure you'll feel at home dressed up like an idiot.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~We've made a withdrawal that the bank found somewhat disagreeable.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Terrible customer service. I won't bank here again.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Do you have that costume?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Sure. You've just robbed a bank.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Forget about the getaway car - concentrate on looking like a doofus.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~And you're the intelligent one?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~You have no imagination, Huang. You're like a robot.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Most of the streets are being blocked for the parade.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~We will enjoy the festivities and use the getaway costume.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Great! We're all going to jail! Dressed like this!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're a real cock, Zhou! I hope you get raped a lot inside.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Though you've got a really dysfunctional personality and could do with a good beating...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...you have shown some talent today... And for that, I nearly admire you. Thank you.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Ah, my little friend. Isn't it wonderful? While other Triads grow in infamy, I grow in fame.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~While they're wanted by the Feds, I'm pursued only by the press, to whom I'm a civic benefactor.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~A man of outstanding skill and great spiritual power. A modern hero.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~At a time like this, you're courting publicity?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I didn't ask for the burden of greatness, nor the paparazzi's prying cameras.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~But, in the long term, it could be very beneficial...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~..especially when it comes to picking up women, not that I need any help, of course.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~While I attend to my business, you must see to it that the press get no photos of me.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~The public's faith in me must be preserved.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Wait here, Huang. Chun Chun Fung will be joining us.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~He's a very uptight man, and not the swiftest walker...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Ah, Chun Chun! Climb in my friend. How are your hemorrhoids today?
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Huang, let's go.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Chow Chin is meeting us here. He's wanted for arson in 49 states...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~..or so he claims. I doubt he even knows where half of them are.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~So glad you could join us Chow.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Drive on, Huang.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Huang, we must decide who are to be the powerful Triad headmen once I'm the new boss...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...so it's time you left, and let us get on with our discussion. Run along.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Patronizing dick.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~I'm sorry, baby, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings... Let me see... ... um...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...please, do me a little favor, and get the fuck out of here. Thank you.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~The morons I employ as charity to their families...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...have allowed a shipment of my goods to be destroyed in the bay.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...You must rectify their error, while I attend to other, more vital, matters.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Ah... It's a cruel fate that endows me with such potential for greatness...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...but surrounds me with what I assume must be the genetic dregs...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...of some social experiment gone horribly wrong.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Please don't fuck this up, rich kid.
~#FF09~Goon~#FF00~~n~Hey, Zhou doesn't like anyone sticking their nose into his business.
~#FF09~Goon~#FF00~~n~It's time you ran along. I'll take it from here.~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~The Koreans have had to relinquish their protection racket in Castle Gardens, thanks to your repeated attacks on them.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Why did you do this?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I had my reasons.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Oh, yes - 'revenge' - you're an idiot.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~We used to get a slice of that deal,
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...but now some Irish thugs have taken over, we get fuck all.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Well, I'm sorry about your bottom line, tough guy.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Don't be! With your idiocy, you've accidentally created a wonderful opportunity...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...to show the businessmen that the Irish 'insurance' they just bought doesn't protect them against ...
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~...fire damage.
~#FF00~These are the building supplies that Zhou wants to go up in flames.~#FF09~Guard~#FF00~~n~It's Huang!
~#FF09~Guard~#FF00~~n~He's here for Zhou!
~#FF09~Guard~#FF00~~n~It's Huang! He's here for Zhou! Kill the little bastard!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You arrogant treacherous shit!
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Why the hell would I betray the Triads? I was going to be the boss.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~The FIB file names you and Chan as their contacts.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~Bullshit! You're being played, rich kid ... Don't make me kill you.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Whatever you say, Zhou.
~#FF09~Zhou~#FF00~~n~NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!~#FEF1~Wassup, homie?
~#FEF1~Yo! What up, dawg?
~#FEF1~I got what you' lookin' fo', playa.
~#FEF1~Buying and selling's my business, man. You feel me?
~#FEF1~You looking for some business, dawg?
~#FEF1~Ay yo trip. You' gonna 'ppreciate dis, G.
~#FEF1~When you see what I got - for the price I got it - you won't be hatin' me none.
~#FEF1~Yo, G. Check dis. Know what I'm sayin'? ...So, what it do?
~#FEF1~Get ready to show me some love, homie. Check dis...
~#FEF1~You can look, but you ain't gonna find better. So, what the dillio?
~#FEF1~Check out my phatty shizz, bro.
~#FEF1~I ain't no poser, playa. My prices be pimpin'.
~#FEF1~Aight, peep dis ... Church.
~#FEF1~You better not be no snitch.
~#FEF1~Dis shizzy is pure pimp, bro. Check it.
~#FEF1~You got the 411 on ~#FEFF~? It's coming back bigger than TmT, baby.
~#FEF1~Yo, clock the ~#FEFF~, man. That's only $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~I'm slingin' Crowex ~#FEFF~ at Gaunt prices, G. What up?
~#FEF1~At $~#FEFE~, you' lunchin' if you think you'll get ~#FEFF~ at a better price than dis, holmes.
~#FEF1~Snap, man! You gonna miss ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag? You think I'm taxin' you at that price? Nigga, please!
~#FEF1~ Man, that shit will get you hella-tight ... True dat.
~#FEF1~You know exactly when to swoop in, dude. No diggity.
~#FEF1~Lay out the scrilla, G. This the shizzle you' been lookin' fo'.
~#FEF1~Hands off my ~#FEFF~ if you just perpetratin'.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ is straight up the bomb, baby.
~#FEF1~I punked the ~#FEFF~ from some fugly ho flossin' at Star Junction. And I got blown into the bargain. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Yo, Ben Frank always welcome 'round my crib.
~#FEF1~Dude, if you're all done, it's 420. You feel me?
~#FEF1~A deal like that's too tight to be sleepin' on. You know that, G.
~#FEF1~You're like one of my peoples now, playa.
~#FEF1~You got a little sum-summ'm fo' me?
~#FEF1~I'm a little brizoke right now, but I'll take a look...
~#FEF1~You keepin' anything down low I should know about, holmes?
~#FEF1~Let's get this done.
~#FEF1~What' you slangin'?
~#FEF1~I'm posted up lookin' for ~#FEFF~ ... ~#FEFF~, dawg. Please, tell me you' got some ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~I heard you was a block baller, but you' got nothing I want ... Still, I might help you out...
~#FEF1~If you' got some ~#FEFF~, don't keep that shit to yo'self, braw. Holla.
~#FEF1~I gotta get hold of bookoo ~#FEFF~. You got any?
~#FEF1~Fo' shizzle, you don't have no ~#FEFF~, that shit's too raw for you ... so, what do you got?
~#FEF1~You got ~#FEFF~, man, that's the shizzy I'm talkin' 'bout.
~#FEF1~Yo. Yo, Pump yo' brakes, nigga. I'm scratchin' fo' some ~#FEFF~. How 'bout $~#FEFE~ a bag?
~#FEF1~Man, I'm lookin' to own the ~#FEFF~ market. I'll take yours for $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ fo' a bag of ~#FEFF~? That's ~#FEFE~ U.S. dollars, not ~#FEFE~ Mexican pesos? Man, that shit is deep... but, I'm hurtin'.
~#FEF1~You' got ~#FEFF~, man. I'm down with yo' price too.
~#FEF1~I am so sprung on this shit right now, man. You caught me at the right time.
~#FEF1~Potent ~#FEFF~, bro. It's all good.
~#FEF1~I can get dat cheaper some place else, but we' hear, not some place else, right?
~#FEF1~ I need hella ~#FEFF~ fo' my boo. If she ain't fucked up, I don't get to hit it.
~#FEF1~I'm down wit' dat.
~#FEF1~This shit better not be bo bo.
~#FEF1~Man, yo' ~#FEFF~ is gonna get me laid tonight. Fo' sho'.
~#FEF1~ If the ~#FEFF~'s all good, I'm gonna wanna see you again, holmes. True dat.
~#FEF1~Word, homie.
~#FEF1~So next time, the ~#FEFF~ will be half price, yeah? ...No? ...Worth a try, bro. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Catch you later. It's time to pearl.
~#FEF1~Go chillax, dawg. I'll be here when you gets back.
~#FEF1~Time to roll out, dawg. One.
~#FEF1~You ghostin'? Me too. Peace!
~#FEF1~Swayze, baby.
~#FEF1~Time is money: You' takin' my time, you' takin' my money. Man, I should beat yo' ass.
~#FEF1~I ain't down with dis' crank ass shit. Boy, recognize!
~#FEF1~Come back when you can't find a better price. I might have something left for yo' tight ass.
~#FEF1~Yo, fuck ass. I got real customers needin' my time.
~#FEF1~Time wasting don't roll wit' me, bitch.
~#FEF1~Get in the game, son: Buy or sell, but quit screwing me around!
~#FEF1~Yo' frontin' gettin' me bent, fool. Stop tryin' me with that bullshit.
~#FEF1~Quit that bullshit, man. Are you bringin' or takin', coz we 'bout to bump.
~#FEF1~You better come correct, nigga. I'm respecting you, but you' just fuckin' with me.
~#FEF1~Let me break this down for you, biotch. I'm spent dealing with yo' shit. Recognise, fool.
~#FEF1~I don't sell on consignment, dawg. I gotta see chips if you want the ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~If you ain't got the bread, don't touch my shit... I swear, man, I'm gonna go 1-8-7.
~#FEF1~If dead presidents ain't doing yo' talking - fool, best start walkin'.
~#FEF1~You trippin'? So, I'm to just roll over, without you handin' me any duckets? Ain't happenin', brother.
~#FEF1~I ain't down with promises, dawg. I gotta see bills, paper, stacks, cheese... know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~Yo' brains don't dig too deep, homie. You' more wanksta than gangsta. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You wanna make papes, you gotta up yo' raggedy game, nigga.
~#FEF1~You been dropped on yo' slow steppin' dome?
~#FEF1~Ooowee! Please say you wanna hit that deal again.
~#FEF1~You aughta' bring yo' T. Jones with you next time, dude. She bound to represent better than you.
~#FEF1~Man, you' mackin' on me.
~#FEF1~Man, it's prices like that send a nigga home in a dollar cab.
~#FEF1~You ain't gonna find cheaper, and that's real talk, brother.
~#FEF1~I ain't slippin' on the ~#FEFF~, man. I didn't even want that shit, so don't get all high-sided on me.
~#FEF1~I got the ~#FEFF~ from a wack O.G. - so, I wouldn't use it myself: Sell, yes; Use, no.
~#FEF1~Man, I'm all out of that, so quit yo' clownin'.
~#FEF1~Can't you see I've got none? Man, are you off yo' rector?
~#FEF1~Man, you' gettin' me worn. You better step-off pushin' me on shit I don't have.
~#FEF1~I'm gonna drop some schoolin' on yo' dumn L7 ass 'less you quit buggin'.
~#FEF1~I ain't dissin' you, homie, but what the fuck? You can see I ain't got any of that shit.
~#FEF1~If you can find any shit in there, you' a better man than me, aight.
~#FEF1~I got plenty of everything; I'm just hiding it for fun... You think, Busta?
~#FEF1~I don't got dick for you right now, holmes. Skeen?
~#FEF1~You can look, but you' gonna be spent before you' gonna spend any. Dig?
~#FEF1~Holdin' up a nigga gettin' restocked gonna get yo' sack whacked, brother.
~#FEF1~Yo' dough gettin' you chubby, dawg.
~#FEF1~Fo' shizzle. Cheddar like that liable to make a nigga burley.
~#FEF1~You' stackin' mad chips, soldier. You' on fire.
~#FEF1~You make scores like that, regular - I'm gonna be rollin' wit' you, dawg.
~#FEF1~Dawg, you' makin' bank.~#FEF1~How's it going?
~#FEF1~Hey dude. What's up?
~#FEF1~Whatever you're looking for, I got it right here-even if it's a beatin'.
~#FEF1~You here for some gear?
~#FEF1~You came to the right place, man.
~#FEF1~I wondered when you'd show up. Come on, let's talk...
~#FEF1~Man, you're just the guy I've been lookin' for.
~#FEF1~This is gonna be just great...
~#FEF1~You're gonna love what I got for you...
~#FEF1~We both know why we're here, so let's get to it.
~#FEF1~You like?
~#FEF1~Get buyin', I can smell your money ... well, I can smell something. Check your shoes.
~#FEF1~Don't get too close, bud, there might be other shit in there you don't wanna see, comprende?
~#FEF1~C'mon man, I ain't here for my health.
~#FEF1~Some of this is my own personal shit.
~#FEF1~Oh, yeah, ~#FEFF~. That shit is coming back in fashion, baby. Big-time!
~#FEF1~Worth the trip over, just for the ~#FEFF~, huh?
~#FEF1~Take a look at the ~#FEFF~. I'm discounting that shit heavily.
~#FEF1~At $~#FEFE~ a bag, I'm practically giving away the ~#FEFF~, man. C'mon, take some will ya?
~#FEF1~You'd be crazy to miss out on ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag. I'm almost paying you to take it!
~#FEF1~Good choice, my man. That shit will fuck you up.
~#FEF1~You know your shit, dude.
~#FEF1~If you don't have euros, I'll take dollars.
~#FEF1~Don't touch the ~#FEFF~ if you ain't buying it, man.
~#FEF1~Good choice. For a gook, you're an educated man.
~#FEF1~Enjoy the ~#FEFF~! My little Mexican helper did, when he brought it over the border up his ass. Dirty little bastard.
~#FEF1~Yeehaar! I'm drinkin' tonight! ...Not that I wouldn't be anyway.
~#FEF1~Man, that deal's gonna buy me some dirty, stinking, crack pussy tonight ... I can almost taste it now.
~#FEF1~...Oh! You got the money. ...I was kinda lookin' forward to beatin' on your ass for wastin' my time.
~#FEF1~It's good doing business with you, brother.
~#FEF1~Nice bag you got there. The leather reminds me of my second wife ... she never did listen when I told her to use more sun block.
~#FEF1~This is a buyer's market, you know?
~#FEF1~Don't hold out on me, dude. Show me everything you got.
~#FEF1~Let's get some business done.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to sell?
~#FEF1~It's all about ~#FEFF~ right now, ~#FEFF~, not the shit you're bringin' me. Come on son, get onboard the ~#FEFF~-train.
~#FEF1~You've got nothing I'm really hurting for. All the same, I'm in a charitable mood...
~#FEF1~Man, I'd even sell my ass for some ~#FEFF~ right now. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~Dude, I gotta get my hands on some ~#FEFF~ fast. What've you got in there?
~#FEF1~I was hoping a guy like you might have some ~#FEFF~. Guess I'm gonna have to keep waiting on that shit.
~#FEF1~Hey, asshole! The last batch of ~#FEFF~ you sold me killed my brother! ...No, wait ... that shit was mine. Sorry.
~#FEF1~You got ~#FEFF~! Just what I'm looking for. I'll give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~You've got ~#FEFF~. I'll give you a good price on that, say $~#FEFE~ a bag?
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ a bag? That's pricey for ~#FEFF~. $~#FEFE~? ~#FEFE~ fucking dollars! Who told you I need that shit bad? You're gonna wipe me out here, dude.
~#FEF1~It's your lucky day, man! I'll take as much of your ~#FEFF~ as I can.
~#FEF1~Now, this ... this I like.
~#FEF1~Last time I did ~#FEFF~ I killed 35 people. Fun like that sure is hard to beat.
~#FEF1~I'm guessing you don't give free samples?
~#FEF1~You know, the first turd you drop after a week on ~#FEFF~ will haunt you 'til your dying day.
~#FEF1~Your price is a little high, but I'm feeling generous.
~#FEF1~You better not have cut this with anything... That's my job. Heh!
~#FEF1~Heh! Heh! I've got a buyer looking for ~#FEFF~ who'll pay twice what I did.
~#FEF1~If the ~#FEFF~ moves quick I might want more, so don't be no stranger, baby.
~#FEF1~Thanks for doin' your bit in the War on Drugs. Keep on fightin' the good fight', brother.
~#FEF1~If making money buying and selling ~#FEFF~, and all the other shit, is wrong, how come the hours and pay are so good? That's what I wanna know.
~#FEF1~Y'all come back now, real soon.
~#FEF1~I'll be here for the foreseeable. See you again.
~#FEF1~My stock's changin' all the time, so keep an ear out for news.
~#FEF1~Okay, friend. See you soon.
~#FEF1~Catch you later china-boy.
~#FEF1~Hey! Come on back! You're runnin' out on me like I got something contagious. It's only clap, boy!
~#FEF1~Loser! You ain't got the brains of road-kill.
~#FEF1~You just checking out your competition's prices? That's just unfriendly, man.
~#FEF1~You ain't dealin'? Bud, I've killed men for less, so you think again before you waste my time.
~#FEF1~You got nothin' for me? Now that's just plain disrespectful, you fuckin' ass cunt!
~#FEF1~For fuck's sake! Stop messin' around and make a decision!
~#FEF1~What the fuck are you on, man? You're just screwing around here!
~#FEF1~Are you buying? Selling? ...What? I don't have time for the bullshit!
~#FEF1~Hey! When you've figured out what the fuck you want to do, come back and see me. Until then, quit fucking around!
~#FEF1~My business is buying and selling, not looking and fucking around. Get the fuck out of my face, deadbeat.
~#FEF1~I don't do credit, man. Seriously, get your hands off the ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~That's too rich for your blood, hombre.
~#FEF1~I'm not in the mood to be charitable. Not enough money - no sale. Okay?
~#FEF1~I'm running a business here, pal. I don't do charity work.
~#FEF1~Hey, you bum! Don't make me turn your cash-flow problem into a blood-flow problem. You get me?
~#FEF1~Something tells me you're losing out on sleep.
~#FEF1~Your mistake, dude. I'm keepin' your money ... think of it as a lesson.
~#FEF1~Lousy mistake on your part, friend. It's a shame I don't do refunds.
~#FEF1~Wanna try that deal again, dumb-ass?
~#FEF1~Thanks, numb-nuts! I've got some beachfront property in Kansas you might wanna take a look at too. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You could have told me the market value was higher than I was asking, you bastard!
~#FEF1~The market price is higher than my selling price? How did that happen? Was there a fuckin' vote? ...Shit! No one tells me anything.
~#FEF1~No one beats my prices, baby! Spread the word.
~#FEF1~Thanks, buddy! I've had the ~#FEFF~ for ages. It was getting so I couldn't give it away.
~#FEF1~Just don't use any of the ~#FEFF~ yourself, man. It's been cut with something fucking lethal.
~#FEF1~What're you, a moron? I haven't got any of that left.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to buy exactly? I'm all out of that.
~#FEF1~If I had any of that shit, I'd sell it to you, okay? But, I don't, so stop fucking around.
~#FEF1~Read my lips, buddy ...I ...ain't ...got ...none ...of ...that!
~#FEF1~I'm all out of that, so do me a favor and stop pawing at me.
~#FEF1~Nothing doing, pal. I'm all out.
~#FEF1~Comin' late might work with your girlfriend, but here it just means I'm all sold out, man.
~#FEF1~Let me explain this to you, slowly: If ...you ...buy ...all ...my ...shit, ...all ...my ...shit's ...gone, ...genius.
~#FEF1~Look all you want. I've got nothing left to sell, buddy.
~#FEF1~When you've finished rooting around in there, I can go get some more stock. So, er, hurry it up, okay?
~#FEF1~You look pretty stoked, dude. That's a good deal you got there.
~#FEF1~That kind of profit just makes me sick.
~#FEF1~Oh, you're good. But next time, I want in on some of that.
~#FEF1~On profits like that, you could shut up shop for the week, man, and give somebody else a chance of makin' some money.
~#FEF1~Took me a week to earn that profit you just made. ...not that I fuckin' resent it or nothin', you son of a bitch.~#FEF1~Hey, dude. What're you looking for?
~#FEF1~Yo! What's happening?
~#FEF1~What do you need, brother?
~#FEF1~I buy and sell, man. You looking?
~#FEF1~I'm always open for business, friend.
~#FEF1~Hey, dude. You came to me at the right time...
~#FEF1~Yo! Get ready to be impressed...
~#FEF1~Have I got a deal for you, brother...
~#FEF1~Man, wait until you hear what I'm offering...
~#FEF1~Hear me out. You're not gonna find a better deal than this, friend.
~#FEF1~Like what you see?
~#FEF1~Come on! These prices are to kill for.
~#FEF1~Don't take all day choosing. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~You better not be a cop.
~#FEF1~Some of this is my own personal shit.
~#FEF1~I like ~#FEFF~. That shit's coming back in fashion, baby. Big-time!
~#FEF1~I got ~#FEFF~ at just $~#FEFE~ a bag. Get it while I got it.
~#FEF1~Take a look at the ~#FEFF~. I'm discounting that shit heavily.
~#FEF1~At $~#FEFE~ a bag, I'm practically giving away the ~#FEFF~, man. C'mon, take some will ya?
~#FEF1~You'd be crazy to miss out on ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag. I'm almost paying you to take it!
~#FEF1~Good choice, my man. That shit will fuck you up.
~#FEF1~You know your shit, dude.
~#FEF1~If you don't have euros I'll take dollars.
~#FEF1~Don't touch the ~#FEFF~ if you ain't buying it, man.
~#FEF1~Okay. How much do you need?
~#FEF1~Heh! I stole the ~#FEFF~, so it's all profit for me, brother.
~#FEF1~Now, that's what I'm talking about.
~#FEF1~Dude, that's a done deal!
~#FEF1~I like your style, my man.
~#FEF1~It's good doing business with you, brother.
~#FEF1~What've you got, dude?
~#FEF1~This is a buyer's market, you know?
~#FEF1~Don't hold out on me, dude. Show me everything you got.
~#FEF1~Let's get some business done.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to sell?
~#FEF1~My bitches need some ~#FEFF~, man, some ~#FEFF~! Why ain't you got any ~#FEFF~? ...Shit!
~#FEF1~You've got nothing I'm really hurting for. All the same, I'm in a charitable mood...
~#FEF1~Man, I'd even sell my ass for some ~#FEFF~ right now. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~Dude, I gotta get my hands on some ~#FEFF~ fast. What've you got in there?
~#FEF1~I was hoping a guy like you might have some ~#FEFF~. Guess I'm gonna have to keep waiting on that shit.
~#FEF1~When I see ~#FEFF~, I get happy. Man, that's on my shopping list right now.
~#FEF1~Oh, yeah, ~#FEFF~! Just what I'm looking for. I'll give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~You've got ~#FEFF~. I'll give you a good price on that, say $~#FEFE~ a bag?
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ a bag? That's pricey for ~#FEFF~. $~#FEFE~? ~#FEFE~ fucking dollars! Who told you I need that shit bad? You're gonna wipe me out here, dude.
~#FEF1~It's your lucky day, man! I'll take as much of your ~#FEFF~ as I can.
~#FEF1~Now, this ... this I like.
~#FEF1~Quality ~#FEFF~, dude.
~#FEF1~I'm guessing you don't give free samples?
~#FEF1~You ever fucked on ~#FEFF~? ...Relax! It's just a question, not a proposition.
~#FEF1~Your price is a little high, but I'm feeling generous.
~#FEF1~You better not have cut this with anything... That's my job. Heh!
~#FEF1~Heh! Heh! I've got a buyer looking for ~#FEFF~ who'll pay twice what I did.
~#FEF1~If the ~#FEFF~ moves quick I might want more, so don't be no stranger, baby.
~#FEF1~Pleasure doing business with you.
~#FEF1~Okay! You're under arrest for selling ~#FEFF~! ...Nah! I'm just shittin' with you, dude. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Come back any time you like.
~#FEF1~Remember, I'm open for business 24/7/365, baby.
~#FEF1~My stock's always changing, so come back any time.
~#FEF1~You going already? Okay, see you around.
~#FEF1~Be seeing you, man!
~#FEF1~Hey! Do me a favor. Go fuck yourself next time you wanna waste my time!
~#FEF1~Amateur!
~#FEF1~You ain't gonna find better prices anywhere else, dude.
~#FEF1~I've got better things to do than chew the fat with a time waster. Man, get the fuck out of here!
~#FEF1~What the hell are you wasting my time for? Fuck you, man!
~#FEF1~Hey, I've got nothing against browsing, but for fuck's sake! Buy something, already!
~#FEF1~What the fuck are you on, man? You're just screwing around here!
~#FEF1~Are you buying? Selling? ...What? I don't have time for the bullshit!
~#FEF1~Hey! When you've figured out what the fuck you want to do, come back and see me. Until then, quit fucking around!
~#FEF1~My business is buying and selling, not looking and fucking around. Get the fuck out of my face, deadbeat.
~#FEF1~I don't do credit, man. Seriously, get your hands off the ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~Hey! Don't touch what you can't afford.
~#FEF1~I'm not in the mood to be charitable. Not enough money - no sale. Okay?
~#FEF1~I'm running a business here, pal. I don't do charity work.
~#FEF1~Hey, you bum! Don't make me turn your cash-flow problem into a blood-flow problem. You get me?
~#FEF1~That's great, brains! You're real good at this shit! Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Man, I'm ready to do that kind of deal with you all day!
~#FEF1~Lousy mistake on your part, friend. It's a shame I don't do refunds.
~#FEF1~Wanna try that deal again, dumb-ass?
~#FEF1~Thanks, numb-nuts! I've got some beachfront property in Kansas you might wanna take a look at too. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You got a great deal there, pal.
~#FEF1~I hope you appreciate my generosity.
~#FEF1~No one beats my prices, baby! Spread the word.
~#FEF1~Thanks, buddy! I've had the ~#FEFF~ for ages. It was getting so I couldn't give it away.
~#FEF1~Just don't use any of the ~#FEFF~ yourself, man. It's been cut with something fucking lethal.
~#FEF1~What're you, a moron? I haven't got any of that left.
~#FEF1~What're you looking to buy exactly? I'm all out of that.
~#FEF1~If I had any of that shit, I'd sell it to you, okay? But, I don't, so stop fucking around.
~#FEF1~Read my lips, buddy ...I ...ain't ...got ...none ...of ...that!
~#FEF1~I'm all out of that, so do me a favor and stop pawing at me.
~#FEF1~What? ...You just cleaned me out. I've got nothing left.
~#FEF1~Man, you must be desperate. C'mon, get your nose outta there.
~#FEF1~Let me explain this to you, slowly: If ...you ...buy ...all ...my ...shit, ...all ...my ...shit's ...gone, ...genius.
~#FEF1~Look all you want. I've got nothing left to sell, buddy.
~#FEF1~When you've finished rooting around in there, I can go get some more stock. So, er, hurry it up, okay?
~#FEF1~Pretty pleased with yourself aren't you?
~#FEF1~Okay! Okay! So you hit pay dirt. Don't rub my nose in it.
~#FEF1~Bet you're feeling pretty smug now, eh?
~#FEF1~You could have cut me in on some of that action, dude.
~#FEF1~I'm impressed. That's a damn fine profit you just made.~#FEF1~Hey, fella. What do you need?
~#FEF1~What's the story? How's it going?
~#FEF1~What can I do you for?
~#FEF1~Top o' the morning to you.
~#FEF1~Howya? What are you after?
~#FEF1~I'm very glad to see you, so I am.
~#FEF1~Now then fella, you came at the right time.
~#FEF1~You're not gonna believe the deal I've got here for you.
~#FEF1~Dude, you've the luck of the Irish, turning up right now...
~#FEF1~You couldn't have found me at a better time...
~#FEF1~What do you make of this then?
~#FEF1~Get your puss in there and start smiling.
~#FEF1~Have a quick gander at my stuff, but don't take all day.
~#FEF1~Have a dekko at what I've got.
~#FEF1~My shit's not shite, mate.
~#FEF1~Take a look at the ~#FEFF~. Snazzy shit, eh?
~#FEF1~Grab some ~#FEFF~, dude. At $~#FEFE~ a bag it's feckin' grand.
~#FEF1~Don't be overlooking the ~#FEFF~. It's a bargain.
~#FEF1~I'm only looking for $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~, fella. You can't complain at that price.
~#FEF1~Feel free to clean me out of my ~#FEFF~. It's only $~#FEFE~ a feckin' bag, for feck's sake.
~#FEF1~Fair play to you. You know your shit.
~#FEF1~You know what to look for, that's for sure.
~#FEF1~I hope you've got the money for this, dude.
~#FEF1~Be careful with the ~#FEFF~. It doesn't grow on trees, so to speak.
~#FEF1~Made your choice have you?
~#FEF1~Awesome. I aim to please.
~#FEF1~I was hoping to keep hold of that for myself, but not to worry.
~#FEF1~You've done this before, I can tell.
~#FEF1~You've an eye for a bargain, so you have.
~#FEF1~Great doin' business with you, fella.
~#FEF1~Anything deadly in there, dude?
~#FEF1~What've you got, now?
~#FEF1~Do you think I'm dense? This can't be all you've got.
~#FEF1~That's a fine bag you've got there.
~#FEF1~What're you selling, fella?
~#FEF1~It's a shame you've no ~#FEFF~. Your man down the way has been looking for that.
~#FEF1~I don't want to mess you around, fella, you've nothing I need. Maybe I'll take something though....
~#FEF1~I'd have thought a man, such as yourself, would have some ~#FEFF~. Ah, well, can't have everything now can we?
~#FEF1~If you could find your way to getting hold of some ~#FEFF~, I'd give you a good price on that shit.
~#FEF1~I can't believe it. No one's got any ~#FEFF~ round here. If I could lay my hands on some I'd be a rich man. Know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~Now you're sucking diesel! I've been looking for some ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~You've got some ~#FEFF~! Ah, it's your only man. I'll give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~Just the thing. I've been after some ~#FEFF~. How about I give you $~#FEFE~ a bag?
~#FEF1~You want $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~? Do you think I'm an eejit? It hurts me feelings to shell out $~#FEFE~ for this stuff, you know.
~#FEF1~You're just the man I've been waiting on! I'll take all the ~#FEFF~ I can afford.
~#FEF1~Ah, it's your only man.
~#FEF1~Yeah, I'll take the ~#FEFF~. Seems decent enough, dude.
~#FEF1~That's the stuff I'm after, dude.
~#FEF1~You're asking enough for the ~#FEFF~. I'm hoping it's quality.
~#FEF1~Okay. I've made my mind up, fella.
~#FEF1~I hope this shit is as good as it looks.
~#FEF1~Thanks. I reckon I can turn the ~#FEFF~ around and still make a decent profit.
~#FEF1~The next time I see you, I hope you have more ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~I might even try some of this myself.
~#FEF1~I'll be away down the schoolyard with this shit. Gotta get the little maggots while they're young.
~#FEF1~Have a nice day, fella.
~#FEF1~I'll look forward to seeing you again, fella.
~#FEF1~You off? Okay, but come back for a visit soon, eh? I'm bound to have more shit for you.
~#FEF1~Goodbye then. I'll miss your stunning conversation, Oscar, so I will.
~#FEF1~See you around. But, only if you see me first, eh?
~#FEF1~So you're away on your toes without so much as buying a loosy?
~#FEF1~Ah, yer feckin' eejit, time waster!
~#FEF1~My prices not good enough, are they?
~#FEF1~Guess you must have come here for a date, you're not interested in buying.
~#FEF1~Get out of here, you gobshite! Spend some money next time.
~#FEF1~For feck's sake! Will you make a decision? It's like watching a feckin' tennis match!
~#FEF1~Now, you're being a complete jerk. Stop feckin' around!
~#FEF1~Have you been on the yayo, dude? Come to a decision: buy or sell!
~#FEF1~Why don't you come back when you know what you want to do, you big sap.
~#FEF1~As amusing as it might be to you, what you're doing is actually really annoying for me.
~#FEF1~I can hang on to the ~#FEFF~ until you've got enough bread, if you like.
~#FEF1~Don't be touching up the merchandise, unless you're paying for it.
~#FEF1~Looks like your eyes are writing checks your wallet can't afford.
~#FEF1~I'm not a bank manager. I don't do loans, you feckin' chancer.
~#FEF1~Keep on picking at my stock without the cash to pay for it and you'll be picking up your teeth.
~#FEF1~You've done a good deal there, son. Want to try that again?
~#FEF1~I knew it was going to be my lucky day when I first clapped eyes on you, sparky.
~#FEF1~Mugs like you don't cross my path every day. Don't leave without making another deal like that now, will you?
~#FEF1~I'm obviously dealing with a genius. You've fair outsmarted me on that one. I bet you can't do it again...
~#FEF1~If I told my old fella what you've just done he wouldn't believe me.
~#FEF1~Your own mother wouldn't give you prices like that.
~#FEF1~What can I say? My prices are the best you'll find.
~#FEF1~ I don't make a habit of getting fucked. That was a special low price just for you, pretty boy.
~#FEF1~Good luck with the ~#FEFF~. I've no idea how pure it is. I found it sitting in some trash.
~#FEF1~I'm sick of dealing ~#FEFF~ anyway, the sooner I'm rid of it all the better.
~#FEF1~Good luck finding some of that in there, you knacker.
~#FEF1~What? You after buying some 'sail-boat fuel' are you?
~#FEF1~Are you touched, fella? I've none of that left to sell.
~#FEF1~I'm sold out on that front, friend.
~#FEF1~I'd gladly sell you empty promises, but you really would never see me again.
~#FEF1~I wasn't kidding when I said you'd cleaned me out, you know.
~#FEF1~I've nothing left but the clothes on my back, buddy. Would you have me starkers?
~#FEF1~Nope. Still got fuck all for you, dude.
~#FEF1~The reason there's nothing in there is because you cleaned me out. Honestly, it's not a magic trick. Stuff won't appear in there when I wave my hand over it.
~#FEF1~Come on now, fella. You've got to let me go and get more stock.
~#FEF1~You're no slacker, making a killing like that.
~#FEF1~Nice one! You're no slob with moves like that.
~#FEF1~Guess you made a mug out of me this time. Fair play to you though.
~#FEF1~You could have dropped your price a bit and still hit pay-dirt, dude. I've got children to school, so I have.
~#FEF1~With a profit margin like that, I wouldn't mind working for you, you swanky fecker.~#FEF1~Mi got wat ja lookin' fi, bwoy.
~#FEF1~I-ney! Wh'appen?
~#FEF1~Irie! Sidung a while. Wi talk.
~#FEF1~Ja lookin' fi sinting? Mi got plenty.
~#FEF1~Welcome fe mi yard, bwoy. Wat can mi do fi ja?
~#FEF1~Buyaka, buyaka, ja come di right time.
~#FEF1~Yush! Ja gotta see wat mi got 'ere, bandulu...
~#FEF1~Hail. Check dis deal, bredda...
~#FEF1~Ja com' in fe mi gates, mi treats ja like a don. Now, ku ya ... start buyin'.
~#FEF1~'Ear mi now. Ja won't find betta on this ground or elsewhere.
~#FEF1~Coo yah - take a look, ruddy.
~#FEF1~Com' on. Let's get on wi di bandulu bizness.
~#FEF1~Coo'pon dis 'ere. Com' on - take a look, take ja pick.
~#FEF1~Mi gear make ja large, ja know.
~#FEF1~Mi got dis 'ere from mi bredrin.
~#FEF1~Take some ~#FEFF~. Mi no pyaka, trust mi now. Dis good shit.
~#FEF1~Com' on now, ~#FEFF~ fi $~#FEFE~ a bag. Where ja gonna get better?
~#FEF1~Don' miss out a di ~#FEFF~. Mi got good price.
~#FEF1~Fi $~#FEFE~ a bag, ja gonna be picky-picky 'bout mi ~#FEFF~, rude-bwoy?
~#FEF1~Mi got a whole heap a ~#FEFF~ fi $~#FEFE~ a bag, bwoy. Ja be crazy fe miss out.
~#FEF1~Deh's no fuckery 'bout dat. Dis good shit, baddy.
~#FEF1~Ja know wat ja talkin' 'bout, rude.
~#FEF1~Break out ja coil an' get spendin'.
~#FEF1~Ja miss out on di ~#FEFF~, ja jus' plain ignorant.
~#FEF1~How much ja lookin' fi?
~#FEF1~Mi took di ~#FEFF~ a di Babylon - di beast not miss it.
~#FEF1~Wi jammin. Jah know!
~#FEF1~Deal gone well. No true?
~#FEF1~Mi like ja, man - no licky-licky.
~#FEF1~Ja like one a mi own, braa.
~#FEF1~Show mi ja fullness. Mi 'ere fe buying.
~#FEF1~Mi got mi funds ready, bwoy. Wat ja got?
~#FEF1~Com' now, mi 'ere fe drink milk, mi no 'ere fe count cow. Wat ja got?
~#FEF1~In bizness, no one cyan test mi, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Wat ja got in deh, baddy?
~#FEF1~Mi no kya fi wat ja got. Mi wan' ~#FEFF~. Mi lookin' fi ~#FEFF~ right now. Bring mi some ~#FEFF~ an' wi do big bizness.
~#FEF1~Mi kyaan believe ja got notin' mi wan' ... Let's see wat wi kyan do though...
~#FEF1~Man, why ja badda mi wid dis shit. Mi really wantin' ~#FEFF~, an' mi ready fe pay.
~#FEF1~Hotstepper, im com' wid ~#FEFF~ at discount, so mi let off. Ja com' round wid notin' expectin' same?
~#FEF1~Mi waitin' fi judgement day, hopin' fi some ~#FEFF~. Mi kyaan get notin' but shit ja bringin'.
~#FEF1~Ja psychic, braa! Mi wantin' ~#FEFF~ bad, right now.
~#FEF1~Kiss mi neck! Ja got ~#FEFF~. Jus' wat mi lookin' fi.
~#FEF1~Ja sell mi ~#FEFF~ fi $~#FEFE~ a bag, make mi glad fe mi bones.
~#FEF1~Ja wantin' $~#FEFE~ fi bag a ~#FEFF~? Mi kyaan afford no $~#FEFE~, but ja know mi pay $~#FEFE~. Ja tief.
~#FEF1~Mi bleachin' hard tonight, rude-bwoy. Mi take all di ~#FEFF~ mi can.
~#FEF1~Dis no bad, rude-bwoy.
~#FEF1~Dis good ~#FEFF~, bwoy. How ja com' by it?
~#FEF1~Mi 'ad good times on dis. Jah know - good times.
~#FEF1~Dis ~#FEFF~ get di party started. Fi sure.
~#FEF1~Ja knew mi was flush, but mi large, so mi ready fe pay.
~#FEF1~Mi know some rude-bwoys mi can sell dis fe, an' bump up mi price.
~#FEF1~Ja fool sellin' ~#FEFF~ a dat price. Mi know mi can get plenty more fe dat.
~#FEF1~Come back fe mi gates right quick, an' mi buy more ~#FEFF~, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Bin good doin' bizness, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Mi happy wid dat trade ... except fi di price ... an' the quantity. Maybe mi not dat happy, really.
~#FEF1~One love!
~#FEF1~Cool runnings, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Com' back real soon, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Mi nah gwan nowhere.
~#FEF1~Little more!
~#FEF1~Ja jus' com' 'ere fi laba-laba, chichiman?.
~#FEF1~Bombaclot!
~#FEF1~Ja all dun - an' no money pass hands? Cha!
~#FEF1~Wastin' mi time ... Ja com' fe hear how horse dead an' cow fat?
~#FEF1~Cha! Ja wastin' mi time, bwoy. Dat's jus' plain faastie.
~#FEF1~Mi brindle, ja damn bubu, fool. Stop messin' wi' dat.
~#FEF1~Com' 'ere wastin' time ... Mi mash down on ja.
~#FEF1~Ja 'ere on bizness or not? Mi gonna get mi screw face on soon, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Cha! Keep a doin' dat an' deh's gonna be cuss-cuss, rass clot!
~#FEF1~Cho! Ja all fenky-fenky. Make a choice ja feisty blood clot!
~#FEF1~Mi no take promises fi payment, man. Mi wan' cash fe di ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~Ja cyaan afford it! No gi' mi no chobble, man. Mi break ja in two.
~#FEF1~Ja tink mi no kya mi no get paid? Don' touch mi gear, lessen' ja got papers.
~#FEF1~Cho! Ja tink mi stupid? Mi no do charity work, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Gwan, go maas! Go find som' funds before ja com' back.
~#FEF1~Ja mascot fi dis gang, bobo? Now, cease and sekkle - ja makin' a real mess a dis.
~#FEF1~Rhaatid! Ja new fe dis game, maama man?
~#FEF1~Ja made a booboo, bwoy. Don' be callin' mi no dam sanfai man.
~#FEF1~Mi could deal wid ja all day, scout.
~#FEF1~Tanks, soft-bwoy! Ja do mi heart an' wallet good.
~#FEF1~Sata! Ja done good a deal, baddy.
~#FEF1~Skin ja teeth, bwoy. Mi real generous on dat one.
~#FEF1~Feel no way, ruddy. Ja bought fair an' square.
~#FEF1~Ja tink ja draw card on mi, but mi cut di ~#FEFF~ real good, bwoy, an' mi still make profit.
~#FEF1~Be careful wi' di ~#FEFF~. Mi 'ad some an' mi now got terrible renk runnin' belly.
~#FEF1~Listen - mi got none a dat, battyboy. Ja wan' mi box ja ears?
~#FEF1~Cha! Ja tink ja mafia, but ja got no clue.
~#FEF1~Ja gettin' mi so mi donkya fi ja comp'ny, ja bumbaclot. Stop ja foolin' around.
~#FEF1~Mi got notin' fi ja, ja dam lagga head bud.
~#FEF1~ Ja got no eyes, or ja brain no listen fe dem? Mi all out a dat shit.
~#FEF1~Wat? Mi bear a everyting. Mi got notin' left, bwoy.
~#FEF1~When ja ready, mi can go get restocked, bwoy.
~#FEF1~Bwoy, a genius. Tinks if im look 'ard enough, im find what im want in thin air.
~#FEF1~Ja no hope a diggin' anytin' more out a deh, bwoy. It empty.
~#FEF1~Mi need fe get ram on mi stock, bwoy. Com' back later.
~#FEF1~Ja di mashin' up don o deals, bwoy. Di dan dada.
~#FEF1~Ja ranking now, bwoy. Ja done good deh.
~#FEF1~Ja rude-bwoy now. Real bad-bwoy, massive.
~#FEF1~Ja gonna be a real Mr. Mention, mekin' all dat money.
~#FEF1~Mi tink big bout yah now. Ja made good profit, hot-stepper.~#FEF1~Hey, how you doin', blo'.
~#FEF1~I'm here to make money, dude. It's all good.
~#FEF1~Wha' you lugin' faw, dude.
~#FEF1~Wha' you want?
~#FEF1~You come faw business?
~#FEF1~There no betta time to meet me, dude.
~#FEF1~I just got in some gweat stuff - you like - it hardcaw.
~#FEF1~I'm the best deala in this misewable city, check it out...
~#FEF1~Hey, you could learn fwom me, blo. Take a lug at my deals.
~#FEF1~I knew you'd turn up, so I got a gweat deal wedy faw you...
~#FEF1~Take a lug. Like wha' you see?
~#FEF1~I hope you weren't followed by the law. Not tha' I'm scared ... you weren't followed though were you?
~#FEF1~I'll sell dwugs to anyone, I'm not scarwed.
~#FEF1~My shi' is fugging gweat ... my dwugs are pwetty good too.
~#FEF1~This shi' will get you so high you be twipping over moon-wock.
~#FEF1~I give good pwices on the ~#FEFF~ ... you see.
~#FEF1~See the ~#FEFF~, I killed fifteen assassins to get tha', and I sell to you at only $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~My fatha died while taking ~#FEFF~, this is the last of his stash. It the best stuff I have, and a gweat pwice too.
~#FEF1~At jus' $~#FEFE~ you'd think my ~#FEFF~ would be flying out. Where are all the addicts in this neighborhood? They can't all be dead.
~#FEF1~I got the bes' ~#FEFF~ going, and at jus' $~#FEFE~ a bag you could abuse half; sell the west, and still make a clea' pwofit.
~#FEF1~Velly good choice.
~#FEF1~Yaw choice shows wisdom, almos' equal to my own ... almos'.
~#FEF1~You could sell tha' on for a big pwofit - no pwoblem.
~#FEF1~Velly fine quality ~#FEFF~, but not so stwong. Maybe you buy twice as much to get same high?
~#FEF1~Good. You'll get so high on tha', you'll be shitting fwom the clouds. Weazel News will have to issue a shi' storm warning.
~#FEF1~I bet you couldn't do the amoun' of ~#FEFF~ as me. I'm fugging awesome - but keep that to yawself.
~#FEF1~Ah... you have good knowledge of business.
~#FEF1~Couwageous decision. There's not much market faw that wight now - I thought I'd never sell it.
~#FEF1~Is tha' all you wan'? I figured a man like you would be able to take maw. Please, buy maw, if you are weal man, like me.
~#FEF1~Always happy to help. You need to get shi' faced maw, I'll help you get there.
~#FEF1~Not sho' I want, unless you give good pwice.
~#FEF1~You should get a maw impwessive bag, yaws is a bit cheap lugging.
~#FEF1~Of caws, this would be impwessive to a lessa deala than me.
~#FEF1~I'm wedy, if you're wedy.
~#FEF1~You show me yaw's and I'll show you mine.
~#FEF1~If I close my eyes and say it thwee times, will you have any ~#FEFF~, ~#FEFF~, ~#FEFF~? ...Hmmm, no.
~#FEF1~Maybe I buy, maybe I wait until you got something I wan'...
~#FEF1~Heh! Heh! You don't even have any ~#FEFF~. Wha' kind of a deala are you. You're not in my league, that's faw shaw.
~#FEF1~If you had some ~#FEFF~ we could talk like equals. Until then, I mus' keep up my iwitating condescension.
~#FEF1~I was excited for a second. I thought you had some ~#FEFF~. Now I feel as deflated as a dog in my fatha's kitchen.
~#FEF1~I like the ~#FEFF~, it good sella.
~#FEF1~At las'! Someone bwings me ~#FEFF~. My appweciation extends to $~#FEFE~ a bag, but no furtha.
~#FEF1~You have ~#FEFF~! My pwice is the bes' you'll find, $~#FEFE~ a bag. Twuly awesome, like me.
~#FEF1~Shaw. I can afford $~#FEFE~ faw ~#FEFF~. But $~#FEFE~ is pwicey faw 1 bag. I could get 2 bags faw $~#FEFE~ elsewhere.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ will work wondas faw my tedious sex life. It should give my dog a weal pep - I mean, my bitch ...it'll give my bitch a pep.
~#FEF1~Yeah, this velly good. Velly good.
~#FEF1~Supewb quality ~#FEFF~. Did you get that shi' fwom me?
~#FEF1~I love that stuff maw than I love myself - I'm not kidding awownd neitha.
~#FEF1~My motha's addicted to ~#FEFF~ ...I don't wan' to force it on her, but when she's clean she's a pain in the ass, so wha' can I do?
~#FEF1~Okay. You got my attention...
~#FEF1~Amewica is a gweat countwy: where else could a man with no skills, no morals, and no spine earn a sports-star income?
~#FEF1~I like to put ~#FEFF~ in my dog's food. It make him cwazy. It velly funny. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~I should have enough ~#FEFF~ now to O.D. my motha... Heh! Heh! My went's due, and I've got otha shi' to spend my cash on.
~#FEF1~Happy to help you out. You look like you need it.
~#FEF1~I take that deal, friend.
~#FEF1~You I like. You come back soon.
~#FEF1~I should be hea all the time, so visit again soon.
~#FEF1~I have betta deals nex' time you hea.
~#FEF1~You jus' got hea. You going already?
~#FEF1~You come back make betta deal soon, yes?
~#FEF1~How you expect make money when you no trade?
~#FEF1~Ttong-koo-mung! You waste my valuable time!
~#FEF1~It good you come visit me, you wan' to see a weal dealer. I undastand.
~#FEF1~You'll neva be any good if you don' play the game, gae saeki!
~#FEF1~You missing out on opportunity of a lifetime...
~#FEF1~You have plenty fun - lugging hea, luggin there - but make no money. You crazy!
~#FEF1~...Anotha hour of my life I'll neva get back. I hope you enjoy wasting my time.
~#FEF1~Did you come hea lugging faw a date? Okay, I'm pwetty, but I not into boy love no maw. Come on! Make a deal!
~#FEF1~Why can't you make up yaw mind? If yaw off yaw face, get the hell out of mine, poji!
~#FEF1~Are you jus' killing time faw a weason?
~#FEF1~I supposed to jus' give this to you? I don' think so. You pay, you take.
~#FEF1~Yes, I'll keep hold of tha' faw you. You go get money - yes?
~#FEF1~Not so fas'. I'm not blind. You not take wha' you can't affawd, chaji.
~#FEF1~Until you've got enough money, fingewing my shit is out of the question, so stop it.
~#FEF1~You don't have enough cash faw this, but we can work something out ... Do you have any lube?
~#FEF1~I like trade with you - you are fool.
~#FEF1~Please, buy maw fwom me and sell back again.
~#FEF1~You could learn a lot fwom me, but I like you as you are - a pwofitable idiot. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Ha! Ha! Ha! Chinese make velly bad gangstas - they can't add up!
~#FEF1~You just got owned, poji!
~#FEF1~Enjoy the pwofits. Evewy dog should have his day.
~#FEF1~Congwatulations, you've done well, but don't go bwagging - I hate bwaggarts.
~#FEF1~This pwice is called a loss leada. Don't think you got one ova on me. You didn't.
~#FEF1~I knew you couldn't wesist ~#FEFF~ at tha' pwice. Why not twy some? ...Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ pwice was so low because the main ingwedients were actually scwaped fwom my fatha's kitchen flaw. Good luck selling it, dude.
~#FEF1~Wha' you wan'? I got nothin' faw you like that.
~#FEF1~Yaw blind. Heh! Heh! Get some fugging glasses. I not got any of tha' shi'.
~#FEF1~Yaw a crazy coke bitch. Heh! Heh! Wha' you wan' I ain't got.
~#FEF1~How much shi' have you done? You can see things in there that I don't have!
~#FEF1~Yaw seeing things blo. I got none of that.
~#FEF1~All out of stuff now. Velly solly.
~#FEF1~As usual, I'm sold out again. If you wan' to buy my shi', you betta get here soona.
~#FEF1~You're too slow. I'm all out of shi'. I know, it hard twying to keep up with me. What can I say?
~#FEF1~You wan' to buy fwom me - you betta make an appointment; my shi' moves fas'.
~#FEF1~Cleaned out again! I'm so good at this game I aught to wite a book ... then you could wead it and learn.
~#FEF1~You velly smug light now, yes? It not velly attwactive.
~#FEF1~I made maw money selling dogs at market back home. You not do that gweat.
~#FEF1~Big head. I still betta than you. You just got luggy on tha' deal.
~#FEF1~Show off!
~#FEF1~One day, you might be betta than me, but that day's still not today.~#FEF1~Hey, how you doing?
~#FEF1~Good to see you. You here for business?
~#FEF1~What can I do for you?
~#FEF1~I'm here for business, so let's get to it.
~#FEF1~Hey, it's always good to see a new customer! ...And, if I've dealt with you before, 'welcome back' - sincerely.
~#FEF1~Just the guy I've been waiting to see... I hope you came loaded.
~#FEF1~Hey, you got here just in time for me to make you rich.
~#FEF1~You're gonna be real happy you showed up.
~#FEF1~The shit I've got, you're gonna want, my friend.
~#FEF1~If you can find a better deal than this, you can fuck my sister ... and no one fucks my sister.
~#FEF1~What? My shit ain't good enough for you?
~#FEF1~C'mon, goombah. I ain't got all day.
~#FEF1~You wanna get high? This shit will get you high. So buy some, already.
~#FEF1~Take a look in there. Like what you see?
~#FEF1~Remember, there's more where this came from, just so long as I've got the money to buy ... capiche?
~#FEF1~I can personally vouch for the ~#FEFF~, and at that price, you can't say no.
~#FEF1~Let me tell you, a bag of ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~, I'd almost rather get wasted on that shit myself than sell it at that price. I'm making nothing on it!
~#FEF1~Ignore the blood stains on the ~#FEFF~, but don't ignore the price.
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~ is a fucking bargain. What? Are you new to this or something?
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ is that double strength Asian shit, and at $~#FEFE~ a bag it's fucking half price. If I drop the price any lower I might as well drop my pants too, then you could fuck me in the ass for real.
~#FEF1~I knew a discerning buyer like you would pick my best shit.
~#FEF1~Good choice. You're a player, sir. A gold plated fucking player.
~#FEF1~I hope you got the money for that. I ain't no shylock, and I ain't interested in you paying for it with your ass.
~#FEF1~Don't be touching the ~#FEFF~, it ain't a girl's ass. Think of it like your momma's ass and leave it the fuck alone.
~#FEF1~Nice choice. So, you wanna buy?
~#FEF1~That's great! Remember, I can get more ~#FEFF~ any time you want.
~#FEF1~Fuckin' ay! Good deal, friend.
~#FEF1~You bagged yourself a bargain, my friend.
~#FEF1~C'mon, buy something else too. I can close up, and go meet up with my crew.
~#FEF1~If only half of my deals went this smooth.
~#FEF1~Okay, what've you got in there?
~#FEF1~I'm not sure there's much of a market for some of this shit.
~#FEF1~Is this all you got? My grandma's got more shit than this.
~#FEF1~Okay, let's get to business, tough guy.
~#FEF1~ What d'ya wanna sell?
~#FEF1~How am I supposed to make any money with the shit you're offering me? You know my customers are looking for ~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~You got nothing I need, but I'm prepared to help you out ... and you're gonna remember this good turn... capiche?
~#FEF1~This shit ain't exactly giving me a hard on. I mean, if you had any ~#FEFF~ I'd be creaming up the fucking walls with joy. You know what I'm saying?
~#FEF1~What is this, amateur hour? You ain't got any ~#FEFF~?
~#FEF1~Why the fuck am I offering such a great deal on ~#FEFF~, when nobody's got any to sell me? I might as well be waving my dick in the wind, here.
~#FEF1~Am I ever glad to see you? ...Well, it's actually your ~#FEFF~ I'm glad to see, but don't take it personally.
~#FEF1~For every bag of ~#FEFF~ you can give me, I've got $~#FEFE~ in my pocket.
~#FEF1~I'll take every bag of ~#FEFF~ that you've got, my friend. I'm about to make you very happy. I mean, I'm not gonna blow you for it, but I will give you $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~You're bustin' my balls with your fucking $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~! ~#FEFE~ fucking dollars! What, are you trying to put me out of business here? ...Yeah, you know I'll pay though, fucking prick.
~#FEF1~I've got a cugine that can move your ~#FEFF~ at a better price than you're offering, so I'll take all you got.
~#FEF1~I can move that shit all day, like it was floating on fucking air: Give me all you've got.
~#FEF1~Quality ~#FEFF~, my friend.
~#FEF1~If this shit is the same as I'm used to, I'll take it all.
~#FEF1~My contact at the FIB can get me better prices than this for ~#FEFF~, but I like you, so I'll take what you got.
~#FEF1~I like you kid, for having the balls to ask that ridiculous price for this shit, you've put a smile on my face. I'll take what you've got.
~#FEF1~That's great. Thanks, pal.
~#FEF1~This deal's staying off the record. Capiche?
~#FEF1~I might want more ~#FEFF~ real soon, so don't go on the lam. I'll be looking out for you.
~#FEF1~Good deal, kid. Your mother would be very proud of you.
~#FEF1~I'm cutting my own throat here, but you seem like a good kid.
~#FEF1~You don't have to be hurting to visit me, come by anytime. Just make sure you bring some money.
~#FEF1~ This is my neighborhood, so you'll find me here 24/7. Don't cause no trouble on your way out. My momma sleeps light.
~#FEF1~See you soon, friend.
~#FEF1~What? You just got here. Okay, see you around, kid.
~#FEF1~I'll see you around.
~#FEF1~What? Did you leave a tap on somewhere? Get outta here you fuckin' waster!
~#FEF1~You fuckin' crumb! If you come back, you better bring some dough and be ready to spend.
~#FEF1~There ain't no dealer round here with better prices, you'd be wasting your time looking ... I whacked that mother fucker.
~#FEF1~Oh, you're going? You just remember that you didn't fuck your mother today? Well I guess you better go then. Fuckin' time waster.
~#FEF1~What? My stock not good enough for you? I'd be offended if you weren't such a fuckin' amateur.
~#FEF1~If you keep doing that, you and me are gonna have a serious sit down and I'm the only one who's gonna be standing up again.
~#FEF1~What the fuck is your problem, prick?
~#FEF1~What? WHAT? Are we looking at your shit or my shit? What the fuck?
~#FEF1~Hey, prick! Quit fucking around!
~#FEF1~That crap's about as necessary as a clown at a funeral. Quit doing it!
~#FEF1~And you expect to buy my best ~#FEFF~ with what exactly?
~#FEF1~ You wanna browse, go the fuck online. Prick.
~#FEF1~I'm real sorry you don't have the dough for that, really I am, but stop pawing at it.
~#FEF1~If you ain't got the money for that, what have you got that you'd wanna give me? ...Eggroll? ... Fuckin' AIDS? Get the fuck outta here!
~#FEF1~You can't afford it, kid. Keeping on touching it is just gonna lead to tears ... yours.
~#FEF1~Maybe you should stick to the day job, you crumb. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You're gonna make me a great earner, friend.
~#FEF1~Lousy mistake on your part, friend. It's a shame I don't do refunds. Don't offend me by asking for your money back. Your bad, my friend, your bad.
~#FEF1~Maybe you should stick to muscle jobs, you ain't cut out for dealing.
~#FEF1~Whoever gave you the money for that deal might as well have just wiped their ass on it and flushed it down the crapper.
~#FEF1~Undercutting ain't the only kind of cutting that'll make you a profit. Know what I mean?
~#FEF1~Okay, I made a loss, but I don't care. I've been storing that shit at my mother's house, and she'd cut my balls off if she found out I was dealing again.
~#FEF1~I'm fucking taking over this neighborhood with these deals. Lemme tell ya!
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ went South some time ago, I'm glad someone finally bought it.
~#FEF1~There's a reason for the bargain price on the ~#FEFF~. And you're better off not knowing what it is. Capiche?
~#FEF1~Yeah! Empty air. I got loads of that if you wanna pay for it, feel free.
~#FEF1~I ain't got but squat of that. What are you, a fucking moron?
~#FEF1~Keep on looking, prick. I'm hiding shit loads of them in there somewhere. It's a game I like to play, because I fuckin' love wasting your time, and mine.
~#FEF1~There ain't any of that in there, noodle: A bit like brains in your fuckin' head.
~#FEF1~Do me a favor and get the fuck out of here. If I had any of that shit, you'd be the ass-crack I'd be selling it to. Okay?
~#FEF1~Hold that thought, friend, and let me go get some new stock.
~#FEF1~That's right, genius. I managed to stock up while you fuckin' blinked.
~#FEF1~I've gotta see my crew and get more shit if you wanna keep buying.
~#FEF1~It might be real entertaining for you poking around in there, but, I gotta tell you, it ain't doing nothing for me.
~#FEF1~That won't get filled up again until I've had had chance to source some more stock. And that ain't gonna happen with you pawing at me like this.
~#FEF1~Not bad. You'd make a pretty good earner, cugine.
~#FEF1~You're a good kid. For a complete Triad asshole.
~#FEF1~ You've done well there, but enough of the smug grins already.
~#FEF1~You could do worse than come work for me. I could use a good earner like you.
~#FEF1~Impressive. You sure you aren't connected?~#FEF1~Dobriy den'.
~#FEF1~Kak dela? How's it going?
~#FEF1~Chto novava - what's happening, friend?
~#FEF1~Ey, drug! My friend, what you look for?
~#FEF1~Privet - tell me, what you need?
~#FEF1~It is good you came when you did...
~#FEF1~I have something you will like, very much I think, da?
~#FEF1~You will thank lucky stars you came when you hear deal I have.
~#FEF1~My stock is for you to buy, not just to look at, da?
~#FEF1~If you find better deal than this, my sister will give you hand-job ... she is very good.
~#FEF1~You like? Is good, yes?
~#FEF1~All my drugs they are tested on scum, bums and American celebrities. You buy with confidence, da?
~#FEF1~I had to grease many palms to get this shit into country, is worth price, niet?
~#FEF1~Much of what you see entered country in my brother's asshole, but I not charge extra for his discomfort.
~#FEF1~All this is very good: fresh in this morning ...sure, it roam Atlantic on boat for several months, but it fresh in now.
~#FEF1~My ~#FEFF~. This potent drug. You sell, not take ... you are my friend. I not like to see you in gutter.
~#FEF1~All this ~#FEFF~ will be gone soon, at paltry $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~I am only dealer making offer on ~#FEFF~ like this in neighborhood ...I killed all competition. It is trick I learned from communists.
~#FEF1~At $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~ I will not make enough profit to ship my family here from Russia. ...Good. They are annoying Stalinists.
~#FEF1~You take my ~#FEFF~, please, you take. I only want $~#FEFE~ for entire bag. Is bargain, da?
~#FEF1~Paver mn'e - this is best shit I have. You believe, da?
~#FEF1~You have good nose for shit, da? ...Da, you have the shit nose.
~#FEF1~How you like to pay? Credit card? ...I joke. Cash only, please.
~#FEF1~Please to not finger my ~#FEFF~, it is very rude unless you pay.
~#FEF1~This is my favorite, especially good for if you have the blocked-up anus.
~#FEF1~Please, enjoy the ~#FEFF~, it will give you strong Hui. Make it big, like iron bar.
~#FEF1~Spasiba - many thanks.
~#FEF1~You are lucky man, I promised all that shit to my mother, but she is bitch who never pay, so you take. Spasiba!
~#FEF1~I can tell you are discerning buyer. Man of great taste and knowledge, da.
~#FEF1~Enjoy, my friend.
~#FEF1~May I look at your sack, da?
~#FEF1~Your sack, I could perhaps empty it, if price is right.
~#FEF1~Please to show me your fullness. I wish to buy.
~#FEF1~I came to this country to make money, when I get chance I will. Until then I buy from you.
~#FEF1~You are selling good drugs, da? I only buy good drugs. I not buy bad drugs.
~#FEF1~My sister, she love ~#FEFF~. The ~#FEFF~ it make her very sexy. If you bring some I will be very grateful, my friend.
~#FEF1~America is funny country that it need foreign investor, like Russian drug dealer. Da, it very funny to me. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~I want the ~#FEFF~, but you have none. If you want money, you need to bring me this.
~#FEF1~For the ~#FEFF~ I am ready to pay. If not pay enough, I arrange my sister to suck the Hui. She very good ...I know.
~#FEF1~I am very disappoint. You no have the ~#FEFF~. How can I make profit buying shit you have...please to not do again.
~#FEF1~Day mn'e - give me the ~#FEFF~. Pazhalusta
~#FEF1~You want me to buy ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag? This price includes cop surcharge, da? But you are not cop.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ will get my sister very horny. And for $~#FEFE~ it cheaper than just paying her for good time.
~#FEF1~Prastite? $~#FEFE~? You must be having joke with me - for ~#FEFF~? You want $~#FEFE~? $~#FEFE~ is very funny joke, da.
~#FEF1~My friend is very sad, very sad. He want ~#FEFF~ but can not get this. If I buy from you, he can OD happily - and I make profit. Da! Is good!
~#FEF1~This is drug for me.
~#FEF1~Your sack, it is filled with potent ~#FEFF~. I think I like.
~#FEF1~I have the money for this ...I print it myself, like bank.
~#FEF1~Please, the ~#FEFF~. I am happy to buy.
~#FEF1~Yes, this is drug I want.
~#FEF1~Da! I am big time dealer now ...Do not tell police. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~I take ~#FEFF~ home to my sisters, it take away their pain in heart, fucking fat American email husbands.
~#FEF1~I will have used the ~#FEFF~ by time you get back. So, please, bring more.
~#FEF1~It is pleasure doing business with you - nearly as much as rough love with baby seal.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~, this is for crack-whores - as payment for night of bestial pleasure. I like the zombie girls, they happy to do the anus love with tongue.
~#FEF1~Beregi zdorovie - take care, my friend.
~#FEF1~Do novyh vstrech - come back soon. I like you, you are my friend.
~#FEF1~See you later, drug - uvidimsyal!
~#FEF1~Paka! I see you around, okay?
~#FEF1~Do svidan'ya!
~#FEF1~I come to this country so you can just stare at my drugs. This is supposed make me happy? ...Da? ...Mudak!
~#FEF1~Dolboeb! That's right, you are fucking dolboeb! Wasting my times.
~#FEF1~You come back, my prices, they will be higher, huesos.
~#FEF1~Why you go? You no like my drugs? Is insulting, you no buy.
~#FEF1~I give you my best lines, but you still no buy. Piz'duk! You are the bullshitter!
~#FEF1~You have finished browsing, da? You ready to buy now, da?
~#FEF1~Shto? ...What is problem? You not like prices? ...Huesos!
~#FEF1~Chto ty delayesh? Why you mess around? You are time waster - Bliad'!
~#FEF1~I like you. I not break your neck if you buy nothing ...but I think about it. Is nice thought, time waster.
~#FEF1~What you do? Buy? Sell? I am very confused - you are the turkey, niet?
~#FEF1~My ~#FEFF~ is not for bums with no money.
~#FEF1~You think I am bakapor? I am stupid?
~#FEF1~You must think it funny that I, a Russian, can own what you cannot afford to buy. It is funny to me also. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~How can I run business if you not pay?
~#FEF1~You think I am communist, like you? Niet, comrade, no entitlement for you, you must pay money for drugs.
~#FEF1~I love America, it is full of idiots ... Is no wonder economy is in shit.
~#FEF1~This deal is very good - we do again, da?
~#FEF1~You have business acumen of mongoloid infant - I like this in man I trade with.
~#FEF1~Why you don't just hand me all your money? It waste less time, zhopa.
~#FEF1~Your brain, it must to be in your testicles. I see I will make much money from you. This make me very happy.
~#FEF1~You very good at to rip-off people. You should change career, become banker or politician.
~#FEF1~Bis prabl'em - I'm getting rid of old stock, so don't worry - is all good.
~#FEF1~I think I make mistake with price - Yebatsya! I fuck myself in own asshole!
~#FEF1~I am glad you buy the ~#FEFF~, last batch kill 15 people. Is better to sell at low price than have to throw in river, with bodies.
~#FEF1~Learn lesson from me, please. Never set price of ~#FEFF~ when you are still under influence of it.
~#FEF1~S'ebis'! Are you complete moron? I have none of this.
~#FEF1~Are you fucking high? I have none of this.
~#FEF1~If I had known you wanted that I would have got some. Please, I am not famous Russian mind-reader.
~#FEF1~What is it you look for? What? Should I to pull some from asshole?
~#FEF1~I just sold last of that to rich banker. He paid cash from golden parachute of company he destroy.
~#FEF1~I am - how you say - empty, like scrotum of eunuch, da?
~#FEF1~Stop doing that. What are you, desperate junkie? Please to stop. I have nothing for you.
~#FEF1~I am sold out, my friend. I have nothing ...why not sell drug to me instead?
~#FEF1~My drugs are all sold. Your worm, it is not early enough for bird ...I have opposite problem, sometimes.
~#FEF1~I restock as soon as I can. First, I must take my earnings and buy the porno for good time with hand.
~#FEF1~Pazdravlyayu! You can be very happy with yourself. That is good deal, niet?
~#FEF1~Rad za tebya. You made much money. Is good, niet?
~#FEF1~Making money give you the, how you say, big huge horn in trouser. I touch it, da? ...For luck.
~#FEF1~You make much money, please to make me your business partner. If necessary, also, I will perform sex in mouth for you ...please.
~#FEF1~Well done, my friend. Is good day for you, da?~#FEF1~Hey Vato, you here on business?
~#FEF1~Hola, como estas?
~#FEF1~Business or pleasure, man?
~#FEF1~You lookin', Ese?
~#FEF1~Que hay de nuevo, holmes? How's it hanging?
~#FEF1~Hola, homie. You need to see what I got for you...
~#FEF1~Que bien? You gonna be, when you see what I got...
~#FEF1~Holmes, you gonna get rich off me, today...
~#FEF1~You gonna shit in your pants when you see what I got for you, my friend...
~#FEF1~Que tal? Bien? Wait 'till you see what I got - you gonna be muy bien, vato...
~#FEF1~Te gusta - you like? ...Si?
~#FEF1~I'm all out of samples, but my stuff is the real fuckin' shit, man.
~#FEF1~Come on, man. Take a look, but be quick.
~#FEF1~It's all good, holmes.
~#FEF1~I need to get rid of all of this by the end of today, so do me a favor, huh?
~#FEF1~Take some ~#FEFF~, man: live a little - but take too much and you won't be living at all. Heh! Heh! That shit is fucked up.
~#FEF1~I got ~#FEFF~ for $~#FEFE~ a bag. Come on, man, open up your wallet.
~#FEF1~You like the ~#FEFF~? I can get plenty more - no problema.
~#FEF1~I'm so high, I'm only asking $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~. Take advantage, man, while I'm still tweaking.
~#FEF1~When you're getting' grade A ~#FEFF~ for $~#FEFE~ a bag, that shit's off the hook, man.
~#FEF1~Wise choice. That shit will power-wash your third eye, vato.
~#FEF1~You're the connoisseur of corruption, my friend. El Diablo craps in his shorts round you.
~#FEF1~Hey doctor, choice pharmacy. That shit's all the rage on the psych-wards.
~#FEF1~I was gonna use the ~#FEFF~ for personal entertainment, but if you want it, I'll just jerk off later instead.
~#FEF1~Yeah, that's the shit. Let's get this mother-fucker on.
~#FEF1~Gracias! Just don't use the ~#FEFF~ yourself. I wanna see you back here sometime, buyin' more.
~#FEF1~I'd rather get paid in gold, but I'll still take paper ... for now.
~#FEF1~Aqui Tiene - all yours, homie.
~#FEF1~Nice and easy - like a lubed up asshole - does it for me every time, holmes.
~#FEF1~You're the man, holmes. A real man. Like me ... Maybe we should hang out? Go to the beach, or maybe dancing?
~#FEF1~What you got in your sack for me, vato.
~#FEF1~Your shit is cago, man. But, I'm ready to help you out...
~#FEF1~Is that all you got? My sister, in 3rd grade, has better shit than this.
~#FEF1~Let's be quick about this - I'm a busy man, ese.
~#FEF1~Right now, your ass looks about the best commodity you got, homie, and I ain't offering you shit for that.
~#FEF1~Man, ~#FEFF~, ~#FEFF~, fuckin' ~#FEFF~! That's where it's at, man, not shit, shit, fuckin' shit. You gotta up your game, holmes.
~#FEF1~Man, I'm as disappointed with what you got as your girlfriend must've been when you first fucked.
~#FEF1~What, you got no ~#FEFF~, maricon? ...Never mind, maybe we can still work something out.
~#FEF1~You're letting me down here, holmes. I'm looking for ~#FEFF~, but you got nothing.
~#FEF1~Hey, I thought you were the ~#FEFF~-man. What a fuckin' let down, cabr¦n.
~#FEF1~Your ~#FEFF~ clean, man? A guy got me a bag of that, but he'd smuggled it in his ass - and it fuckin' stank!
~#FEF1~I can move a lot of ~#FEFF~ right now, so $~#FEFE~ a bag ain't gonna kill me ... it'll just kick me in the balls a little - but, I like that.
~#FEF1~I'll take some of your ~#FEFF~, but your price, man ... $~#FEFE~? You want me to suck your dick too? Hijo de la chingada!
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~? You're selling ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag? You got balls as big as mine, vato. $~#FEFE~! Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Man, everyone's bringing me the same shit. What am I, the fuckin' ~#FEFF~-man? ...Ah well.
~#FEF1~Dame eso! Man, that's the shit I'm lookin' for.
~#FEF1~Better ~#FEFF~ than I expected, dude.
~#FEF1~I'm a busy man, vato, so let's get this done.
~#FEF1~I get horny as a mountain lion on ~#FEFF~, man. Once this deal's done, you better start running - I'll fuck anything that moves.
~#FEF1~You should charge more for this shit, dude, then you could rip the shirt off my back too!
~#FEF1~Man, I'm gonna have fun with this tonight. I'm gonna get laid, ese!
~#FEF1~Did you cut the ~#FEFF~ with anything? I got a kilo of rat poison going into this shit - give it a little kick and pack it out a little. No problema.
~#FEF1~I'm gonna need more ~#FEFF~ real quick, holmes. I gotta culero cop I need to pay off.
~#FEF1~I'm sure you're ripping me off here, vato, but we'll square up soon enough.
~#FEF1~That's great. But, next time, discount your ~#FEFF~, man. I gotta be your best buyer, si?
~#FEF1~Adios!
~#FEF1~Going already? Man, you're always in a hurry.
~#FEF1~Muy bien. I'll see you soon, si?
~#FEF1~Hasta la vista, cabr¦n.
~#FEF1~Hasta luego! See you around, dude.
~#FEF1~You messin' with me, pendejo? Don't you know who I am? I'm fuckin' loco, ese - loco!
~#FEF1~Oh, no importa! What am I, a fucking browsing service? Culo!
~#FEF1~What? Not enough choice for you, holmes? Fuckin' puta!
~#FEF1~Yeah, bye! You time wastin' faggot. Dale saludos a tu madre de mi parte.
~#FEF1~Chupame la verga! You little time wastin' bitch.
~#FEF1~You playin' a game with me? Man, your time wastin's getting' me loco, ese.
~#FEF1~Cuantos anos tienes? You're acting like a kid, ese. Quit screwin' around.
~#FEF1~Oh - Lo siento - I'm sorry, I thought you were here to do some business, puta.
~#FEF1~Mira, date prisa! Come on, holmes! You're just fuckin' around now.
~#FEF1~If you're not buying or selling, you're either screwing me around, or you're some kind of puto. Fuckin' baboso!
~#FEF1~You ain't getting ~#FEFF~ on credit, ese. Besa mi culo - I need to see chips.
~#FEF1~You looking for your wallet in their? Come on, ese - you ain't got the bread on you to buy that shit.
~#FEF1~I don't cater to bums. If you ain't got the chips, I ain't helping you out.
~#FEF1~I don't sell dollar bags, chocha.
~#FEF1~You smalltime puto. Hit an ATM before you come see me next time.
~#FEF1~Congratulations, Loc. That was pretty funny - for me ... pinche culero. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Oh! Que bien! I'll take more of that, at the same price, any day of the week, holmes.
~#FEF1~You want a refund on that, pendejo? You came to the wrong dealer. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Are you trying to go bankrupt. Man, you should go work on BAWSAQ.
~#FEF1~I'm very happy to take your money, culo, very happy.
~#FEF1~You only got that price because I like you, vato.
~#FEF1~You can thank me later ... come back and maybe we'll hang out. Know what I'm saying? Hmm?
~#FEF1~I sell the cheapest shit in town! It's cheap, it's shit, and this city can't get enough of it.
~#FEF1~Thanks, vato. I was just about to throw the ~#FEFF~ in the harbor and turn over a new leaf, but now I'm back in business! Yeah, baby!
~#FEF1~There's a reason why the ~#FEFF~ is so cheap ... but I'm not telling. You can find out yourself.
~#FEF1~Que te pasa, baby? What's your problem? You blind? I'm all out of that.
~#FEF1~Come on, pendejo! Do you see any of that in there?
~#FEF1~If I had some of that, you could have it, ese. Snort it, smoke it, blow it up your ass. But, I've got none, okay?
~#FEF1~I'm all out of that. What? You using a bag of shit for a brain, chorra?
~#FEF1~You came to the wrong guy, man. I'm all out of that - and you know it, puta.
~#FEF1~I wish I could help, man.
~#FEF1~Business is good - too good. I'm all out, vato.
~#FEF1~You're just gonna have to wait until I get some more, ese.
~#FEF1~You can look in there all day, man but, I'm cleaned out.
~#FEF1~You like rooting around in there, ese? Does it remind you of your own brain? ...Fuckin' empty?
~#FEF1~Felicidades! That's a good trade, man.
~#FEF1~Okay, you're good. No need to get cocky about it.
~#FEF1~Hey, papi chulo. You done good, homie.
~#FEF1~De nada! De nada! ...but you could spread some of that love around, vato.
~#FEF1~Man, you done good right there.~#FEF1~Good to see you, Huang.
~#FEF1~Hey, Huang. How it going?
~#FEF1~My friend, wha' you need?
~#FEF1~I am here for business, Huang. How 'bout you?
~#FEF1~Huang Lee - always a pleasure.
~#FEF1~I been hoping to run into you, Huang.
~#FEF1~A dealer with good instincts would be impressed by this - how 'bout you?
~#FEF1~As a Triad too, I can offer you better deals...
~#FEF1~You have the reputation of being an ass when it comes to discount ... I like that. You came to right dealer, Huang.
~#FEF1~I can't offer, or give, discount all time... make best of wha' I offer, or get lost.
~#FEF1~Of course, Triad shit is best shit.
~#FEF1~Why you hesitate, you know it all good.
~#FEF1~If I offer better price, I might as well cut my throat. You don't wan' that. We're friends.
~#FEF1~Look... See... Is great value.
~#FEF1~I had to kill my brother for these. Don't let him have died in vain... wha' kind of monster are you?
~#FEF1~We took the ~#FEFF~ from some Irish hoodlum fool. It not great, but it cheap.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ just came in from back home. I sell to you at $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ I can recommend, especially if your date is not agreeable to your advances.
~#FEF1~$~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~ is good value. Where have you been?
~#FEF1~Only person not buy ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag is person too shit faced to take advantage.
~#FEF1~That very good. No bull-shit. You sell on at good profit.
~#FEF1~The market for this is great right now.
~#FEF1~I have friend coming to buy all of this later, so you buy while you can.
~#FEF1~Wise dealers know that ~#FEFF~ will be the next big thing.
~#FEF1~Is this wha' you want?
~#FEF1~You make lot of dollars from selling the ~#FEFF~ on to fools.
~#FEF1~I didn't think I'd ever see your money.
~#FEF1~You want more? Different stuff? You buy from me, yes?
~#FEF1~You make right decision. Price for that only go up.
~#FEF1~You bought! I knew I should have charged more!
~#FEF1~I look at wha' you got, but no promises.
~#FEF1~No one want wha' you got, so I name price... okay?
~#FEF1~This all you got? You pretty smalltime.
~#FEF1~I love business, but I not in business for love ... I want discount.
~#FEF1~Wha' you got?
~#FEF1~We only want good ~#FEFF~. People roun' here know good ~#FEFF~, and your ~#FEFF~ not sell. You discount, yes?
~#FEF1~You come at wrong time, with wrong drugs - so price better be good.
~#FEF1~I hope you got some ~#FEFF~ hidden in there.
~#FEF1~I call it a day on dealing if I can't get my hands on some ~#FEFF~ soon. That's where the big money is.
~#FEF1~What? You got no ~#FEFF~! What kind of Triad are you? I'd be embarrassed to have none of that shit.
~#FEF1~Noooo. You want too much for your ~#FEFF~. I should slap you, not buy this shit.
~#FEF1~You not make any friends selling ~#FEFF~ at $~#FEFE~ a bag. Not me anyway.
~#FEF1~I thought the ~#FEFF~-well had dried up, until you showed up.
~#FEF1~I give you $1, not $~#FEFE~ for a bag of ~#FEFF~. $~#FEFE~'s too high. But you know I need, so $~#FEFE~ is price. You are too shrewd, Huang.
~#FEF1~Any ~#FEFF~ you have, I take, even though your price is too high. I am good customer, see.
~#FEF1~I like, but is pricey ... you give discount?
~#FEF1~The cops raided my ~#FEFF~ stash. Bastards tried to sell it back to me, but the quality was shit - so why would I buy?
~#FEF1~I don't know much about market for this. Maybe I should try sample?
~#FEF1~Seeing ~#FEFF~ makes me sad ... my cousin died from overdose. It took most of my stock to kill him. Made heavy loss - very sad.
~#FEF1~You should discount more than that. You've been selling that shit for ages now.
~#FEF1~I can't believe I buy at this price. I cutting my own throat.
~#FEF1~No discount, but I still buy ~#FEFF~. You know why? Because I want you do well. Now you buy from me and help me.
~#FEF1~I can't resist it! I'm a ~#FEFF~-whore! Happy now?
~#FEF1~This better not be cut. You look like sneaky type who would.
~#FEF1~I sold my last load of ~#FEFF~ to some kids, cheap. I feel ashamed ... I should have charged more, those fools would have paid.
~#FEF1~Thank you. You come back and buy soon.
~#FEF1~I never close. Even if I am ill, someone be here, ready to sell - even if they are ill. Money come first. I am good capitalist.
~#FEF1~I get plenty more when you come back.
~#FEF1~You going now? We not finished yet - you still got dollars.
~#FEF1~You no go yet. You buy too little - you put me out of business.
~#FEF1~You no buy. You want me out of business. You want me to starve. You waste of time.
~#FEF1~Wha' kind of dealer are you? You buy nothing. You sell nothing. You' worthless.
~#FEF1~Hey! You got no balls? ...Yeah, you no buy because you got no balls.
~#FEF1~You turn down great offers here. You never be rich - not rich like me.
~#FEF1~You'll be back, and my prices will be higher, but you buy, because you need. Yes, you'll see.
~#FEF1~If you no buy something, I put up prices. Make decision quick while you still afford my time.
~#FEF1~You been dipping into your own stock? You make up your mind, while you still have it.
~#FEF1~Why you messing around? I not got all day!
~#FEF1~Why you not make decision? What you want? ...People like you give drug dealers a bad name.
~#FEF1~Come on! My son wasted my time once ... Once! Then I disown, and send him back to China.
~#FEF1~Hey! You think I crazy? You think I give ~#FEFF~ away for nothing ... it is you wha' crazy.
~#FEF1~I need to see dollars before I let you have that.
~#FEF1~Nooooo! You go get money before you can have any of that.
~#FEF1~What are you going to pay with, promises?
~#FEF1~You got no money, so don't even think of stealing my stock pretending to be 'just looking'.
~#FEF1~You not like regular Chinese, Huang. You been here too long - throw your money away. But, I still take. Thank you.
~#FEF1~You just thrown away plenty dollars. You some kind of show off. I'm impressed, please do it again.
~#FEF1~Your wallet bigger then your brain. You buy more from me, then wallet be smaller than brain. See - I help you. I am your friend. Please buy more.
~#FEF1~I would laugh at your stupidity, but you are Triad - I feel ashamed, but your money will make me feel better.
~#FEF1~Did you just get here from back home, Huang? You still wet behind ears. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~You not get deal like that anywhere else ... wha' the hell am I doing?
~#FEF1~We Triads should look after each other. I give you good deal - you give me good deal, yes?
~#FEF1~I sell at low prices to boost trade, not because I'm stupid. ...I just hope it works, or I will look like complete idiot.
~#FEF1~I bought the ~#FEFF~ at a lower price than that, so still profitable trade for me.
~#FEF1~I counterfeited the ~#FEFF~ - you don't want to know what's in it - but hey, it sell just the same, so who cares?
~#FEF1~I got plenty of that, just not here. I give good price, you come back later, yes?
~#FEF1~I get you good price on that, when I have some. You just wait, no buy some place else.
~#FEF1~Look with eyes, not fingers, then you see I got none of wha' you want. You think I got brail in there, fool?
~#FEF1~I just sold last of that before you get here. It very good seller. I can get more, but price reflect demand... you still want?
~#FEF1~I sell you invisible drugs; you pay me in invisible money. Is that how this game works? Very funny, but waste of time.
~#FEF1~If I knew you were comin' I would have more shit for you. Why you not call ahead? I lose money now.
~#FEF1~I should be glad to have sold everything, but I'm sad ... I have missed out on more sales. Life is so cruel.
~#FEF1~I have nothing left right now, but I can restock real quick, you'll see.
~#FEF1~Please come back very soon. I have more stock on way to me.
~#FEF1~My stupid son should have been here, with loads of that, by now. I'm very sorry to disappoint you ... I will cut off his feet and give them to you, as compensation.
~#FEF1~I knew I price that too low. Why you not tell me? You put my family on street. We want fancy home, like American dream.
~#FEF1~Every time a fellow Triad make big profit, a cry a little, and hate more.
~#FEF1~You have done well from this deal, perhaps you would like to beat me too?
~#FEF1~Good, but I've done better. Oh, yes, much better than this.
~#FEF1~Please, keep it quiet that you made this much money from me - my reputation will be ruined.Welcome to Liberty City, Huang.
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~#FF00~You have ~#FF0C~customers ~#FF00~waiting in ~#FEFF~. They need their food by ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~
~#FF00~You have ~#FF0C~customers ~#FF00~waiting in ~#FEFF~. They need their food by ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Be careful! Your ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~from Noodle Exchange don't like people stealing their business.
~#FF00~Get to the next ~#FF0C~customer.
~#FF00~Ring the ~#FF0C~bell ~#FF00~and wait for the customer.
~#FF00~Wait for the customer to come outside.
~#FF00~Wait for the customer to come outside. Watch out for ~#FF03~rivals.
~#FF00~Give the noodles to the ~#FF09~customer.
~#FF00~Delivery made $~#FEFE~. Get back in the ~#FF09~Dragon Wagon.
Your ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~beat you to the customer. Get back in the ~#FF09~Dragon Wagon.
The customer was killed. Get back in the ~#FF09~Dragon Wagon.
The customer got tired of waiting. Get back in the ~#FF09~Dragon Wagon.
The customer was scared off. Get back in the ~#FF09~Dragon Wagon.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~Dragon Wagon.
~#FF00~Delivery made $~#FEFE~.
Your ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~beat you to the customer.
The customer was killed.
The customer got tired of waiting.
The customer was scared off.
~#FF03~Out of time.
~#FF00~~#FEFE~ deliveries. Excellent!
~#FF00~~#FEFE~ deliveries. Score over ~#FEFE~ for gold.
~#FF00~~#FEFE~ deliveries. Score over ~#FEFE~ for silver.
~#FF00~~#FEFE~ deliveries. Score over ~#FEFE~ for bronze.
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~#FF03~The van was destroyed.
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tip-offHuang,~n~ Meredith, the boss's girl I told you about, is giving me plenty of attention - but she hasn't mentioned a rat yet.~n~ If I'm gonna get what we need, I'm gonna need you to provide a smoke screen.~n~ ~n~ See you soon, baby.~n~ ~n~ Lester ~n~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * *~n~ Need a Private Investigator? Call 555-80085 and ease that suspicious mind.~n~
Huang,~n~ I got everything I could from Meredith - in fact, more than I bargained for. Hep C, scabies, a deep seated sense of insecurity and the truth about the Angels of Death.~n~ Suffice to say, there's no Fed informer in the gang: they're clean, which is more than I can say for Meredith.~n~ ~n~ I enjoyed working with you Huang. You're a good kid. If ever you need an old sea dog to go on adventures with and tell you about the world in an unlikely but heart warming buddy flick kind of way, I'm your man. Now get out of here before I shed a manly tear.~n~ ~n~ Lester~n~ ~n~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * *~n~ Need a Private Investigator? Call 555-80085 and ease that suspicious mind.~n~
Huang,~n~ All that shooting is making Meredith nervous. She's stoned but says it's ruining her high. She's also really annoying me and definitely gave me some exotic form of the clap. I'm peeing blue. It sounds like world war three out there, man. Please. Calm it down.~n~ ~n~ I'm gonna move us some place else. Keep those biker fools off our tails.~n~ ~n~ Lester~n~ ~n~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * *~n~ Need a Private Investigator? Call 555-80085 and ease that suspicious mind.~n~
Huang,~n~ We did it, baby! I'm in the gang!~n~ I've been asking some real probing questions about a possible Fed rat in the gang. Probing, but subtle of course.~n~ Don't worry, no one suspects a thing. Yesterday, we did the train on this chick. I joined in, purely for professional reasons. Then we shot up speed. I had a paranoid incident, but I think I covered my tracks.~n~ Come meet me at the drug store in East Island City. I've got a plan.~n~ ~n~ Lester~n~ ~n~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * *~n~ Need a Private Investigator? Call 555-80085 and ease that suspicious mind.~n~
Huang,~n~ I'm an associate of your boss, Hsin. Hsin said you'd be able to help me. I need 10 bags of E so I can get close to these bikers. Hsin said you'd most likely get hold of these for me from Russian dealers in Hove Beach.~n~ ~n~ I'll be at the Burger Shot in Beechwood City. Don't forget to bring the merchandise.~n~ ~n~ Lester~n~ ~n~ * * * * * * * * * * * * * *~n~ Need a Private Investigator? Call 555-80085 and ease that suspicious mind.~n~Huang Lee,~n~ Like you, I am a rich and powerful man's son who has always struggled for an identity of their own, but after years of therapy has finally conquered their demons and is on top of the world.~n~ I love Kenny, but let's be quite frank, he's finished as a serious contender in this town.~n~ The race to replace Hsin, and become the new Triad boss, is between me and Zhou Ming now - and I'm Hsin's son - so it shouldn't take a genius to figure out who'll win!~n~ I'm wise, intelligent and the kind of man who sensibly confides in strangers, so I will make an excellent boss as I'm sure my father realizes.~n~ It's lucky for you, I like your moves. Maybe there's a future for you with me.~n~ I'll be at my garage in East Island City. Come and see me.~n~ ~n~ Your future friend and boss,~n~ Chan Jaoming.~n~
Huang,~n~ Being kidnapped never brings out the best in me. I was angry when I blamed you, but let's put it behind us - for friendship's sake. My therapist told me to apologize, so I will: I'm sorry.~n~ I'll be at my penthouse in East Holland. See you there? We can hang out and have fun and play beach volleyball together and make a montage video and set it to music and stuff, just like in the movies. I always do this with my friends, which may be why I haven't got many, because I always look better than them in the video.~n~ Yours,~n~ Chan Jaoming.~n~ ~n~ PS: I need your help pulling off a big drug deal.~n~
Huang,~n~ I've told my father all about you. He's looking forward to meeting you.~n~ ~n~ It's best not to keep him waiting.~n~ ~n~ See you soon.~n~ ~n~ Chan.~n~
Hey Huang,~n~ Now that many of Kenny's businesses are in my hands, you can officially think of me as your boss. But don't think of me as a boss. Think of me as a friend who's just quite a bit more important than you are.~n~ Maybe we should have a party to celebrate.~n~ ~n~ Meet me at the Marina. I'll get some treats in.~n~ ~n~ Your friend,~n~ Chan.~n~
Huang,~n~ I need your help. I've already told my father that I've dealt with this matter personally, so you can't let me down! I'll see you at my garage.~n~ ~n~ Your Boss and best friend, Chan.~n~ ~n~ PS: Zhou thinks he's pretty cool getting off completely free while the rest of us suffer.~n~ That rat's working with the Feds, selling us out so he can take over!~n~
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Dear Badger user,~n~The Social Club needs you! Forget freedom and individuality, in this new American Century your country needs community minded patriots, who do as they're told. So, be a good patriot, register at the website to access the club: tell them someone in authority sent you, and you won't be shot as you walk through the door.~n~~n~Take care!~n~Badger.~n~~n~Badger would like to take this opportunity to thank you for all the countless hours you've put into your grand tour of Liberty City. It's been great having you over for a visit, but we do hope you tidy up before you leave.~n~~n~* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *~n~http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/ ~n~Nephew,~n~ I'm sorry our meeting was a little tense. I miss your father dearly. He was like a brother to me. In fact, he was a brother to me.~n~ My grief often gets the better of me, and I find myself acting inappropriately. Please forgive me.~n~ I hope you like your apartment, but don't get too comfortable - I need to speak to you about something as soon as possible.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ That restaurant manager has just been complaining about the quality of service we provide.~n~ As he is a man who likes to piss into his customers' drinks, I found his choice of words a little confusing.~n~ Nonetheless, we cannot tolerate this kind of humiliation.~n~ ~n~ Come right over!~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ I hope you're enjoying yourself, bleeding me dry in that apartment I am paying for.~n~ I myself am experiencing rather dire cash flow problems. I need your help. Please visit me as soon as you can.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ You have shown yourself to be a formidable entrepreneur in the pharmaceutical and healthcare business. Your father would be proud.~n~ ~n~ Keep it up. I've got my eye on a property in East Island City, and I'll need you to raise $5000 so we can secure the lease on it.~n~ We're going places, Huang! I'm proud of you.~n~ ~n~ Your loving uncle,~n~ Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ How are you?~n~ I'm struggling. Your aunt is giving me hell. She accuses me of being a power crazed, sex maniac. She understands so little about men.~n~ Anyway, I'm closing the deal on that property in East Island City. Have you raised the money we need?~n~ Bring the $5000 to the warehouse as soon as you can.~n~ ~n~ Best,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Well done Huang! You have dealt our true enemy a crippling blow.~n~ For the first time, I was truly proud to call you my nephew. Previously, I have just said I was proud, but really been sort of embarrassed by you, but not today!~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~ ~n~ PS: I don't think you recovered Yu Jian in this raid, clearly further raids will be necessary.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Those Korean kids, the Midtown Gangsters, have been friends of our family for years. Your incessant attacks on them must stop.~n~ They're now so weak that they are being threatened and defeated by several of the city's more unpleasant Italian families.~n~ For now, we must concentrate our efforts on our most virulent enemies: those moronic Spanish Lords.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Unbelievable! Hsin is now engaged in peace talks with certain Italian irritants. There's even talk of us 'working' together. Do I look like I like pizza? And yes, that is a racial stereotype, and no, I don't give a fuck. I'm pissed off.~n~ These are the same mobsters that are mopping up territory with Zhou and Chan that was left vacant by your crippling and frankly bizarre assaults on those Koreans.~n~ What the fuck were you thinking? Who had got it into your tiny mind that this was a good idea?~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Your work with those Italian assholes has pleased Hsin. However, he is less than pleased that we haven't yet recovered Yu Jian. Quite a demanding old goat, isn't he? I love him!~n~ He has punished me by giving some of my holdings and businesses to Chan and Zhou. It would make me want to kill and maim and scream in rage less if I didn't KNOW that one of those cunts set me up. But we must find proof before we act. And act I will. I can be very vengeful. I often torture my pets. My wife hates me.~n~ The destiny of our family is in your hands, Nephew. Don't be like your dad - don't fuck this up. ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~ ~n~ PS: In order to keep a better eye on Chan and Zhou, I have a small place in Lower Easton you are welcome to use.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Hsin's patience with you has seemingly run out. As far as he's concerned you ARE the Fed rat.~n~ His men are under orders to kill you on sight. It doesn't look good.~n~ ~n~ Meet me at the Libertonian Museum. I have a plan. And don't say I haven't got your back.~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Huang,~n~ I have restored your honorable standing: There will be no more lingering doubts over your loyalty.~n~ ~n~ Though all the Tongs are behind us, finishing off the traitorous Chan and Zhou will be no easy task, as both of them have groups of allies. Probably best we do the honorable thing and kill all of them.~n~ ~n~ Good Luck.~n~ Boss Wu Lee.~n~
Nephew,~n~ This is urgent! I will use a lot of exclamation marks in the hope you get my point!!! The Feds are conducting raids on all of our operations. It's an unbelievable liberty!~n~ ~n~ They seem to know our every move before we make it. Even Chan Jaoming has been arrested! Thank god. I hope someone gives him a good jailhouse welcome. Little prick.~n~ ~n~ Someone MUST be ratting us all out.~n~ ~n~ Go to Hsin's penthouse in Little Italy. He'll know what to do.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~ ~n~ PS: I don't suppose you uncovered any leads about Yu Jian through Zhou or Chan yet? Come on, I need that thing badly.~n~
Nephew,~n~ Hsin wants to meet you at the Amusement Park after you've completed your mission.~n~ Be careful: He's eliminating all those he suspects of treachery, and he's an angry and hypocritical old goat.~n~ ~n~ I will try to be there before you arrive.~n~ ~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Huang,~n~ It is as I suspected. The traitor Chan is about to flee his rat-hole, and leave the city. This cannot be allowed to happen. He must pay for his crimes.~n~ ~n~ The Tongs remember Hsin's oath: The traitor's life was forfeit, no matter whom he was found to be.~n~ ~n~ I will send some men to aid you. A trapped rat can be dangerous.~n~ ~n~ Boss Wu Lee.~n~
Nephew,~n~ While Hsin has you running errands for the mob, it might be worth your while using one our old safe houses near Spanish Lords territory in Northwood.~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~
Nephew,~n~ I hope you're relaxing and enjoying yourself in this fine city. I'm sick with worry for the future of my family, but I don't mean to worry you.~n~ It appears that the rich fool you hijacked used to own an apartment in Lancaster. I found the keys in his van. With him now out of business, perhaps you should make use of it?~n~ I am really feeling the expense of putting you up in that first place, and you've not been exactly forward with the rent, have you?~n~ ~n~ Yours,~n~ Uncle Kenny.~n~I've heard there's to be a big meeting of the Midtown Gangsters taking place today at a safe house.~n~ We must discover its location, then we will see how loyal these Korean fucks are to me.~n~ ~n~ Meet me in South Bohan.~n~ ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
The new leader of those disloyal Korean scumbags shows me no respect. Me! And to think all the respect I've allowed them to show me over the years. And now they want freedom? What do they think this is? America? I must know what their intentions are. Go to their safe-house and obtain whatever information you can.~n~ If they try to stop you, it will only be proof they have something to hide.~n~ ~n~ My men at Chase Point will accompany you, and should the Koreans' files incriminate anyone, including you - my men will ensure justice is swift.~n~ ~n~ Don't mess me around with this.~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
I am informed that our former subordinates attacked you and my men when you peacefully asked to see their files.~n~ Their files held details of a huge arms shipment of which they're about to take delivery.~n~ ~n~ Meet me on Charge Island.~n~ ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
After careful examination of the files, I no longer believe that the Midtown Gangsters are a real long term threat to us, especially after we hit them so hard: nor do I suspect they harbor the Fed rat.~n~ You, on the other hand, have yet to seriously prove your innocence.~n~ ~n~ Meet me in Industrial, for a test.~n~ ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
There are two former allies I no longer trust, either of whom may have reasons to speak to the FIB on our 'behalf'.~n~ ~n~ 1. The Angels of Death: I have instructed a private investigator called Lester to infiltrate this gang - I told him to contact you.~n~ ~n~ 2. The Midtown Gangsters: They assure me they remain loyal, yet their main safe house is still unknown to me, and they have been a constant source of disruption and irritation. I will email you with further instructions regarding them soon.~n~ ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
I need to see you about something.~n~ ~n~ Do not keep me waiting.~n~ ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
Come and see me at once. ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
I never sanctioned you to work with anyone else! Your activities with D'Avanzo are derailing my truce with the Messina family. You're a liability. I don't like liabilities.~n~ ~n~ Unless you have good reason, cease all contact with him.~n~ ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~
Come and see me at once.~n~ ~n~ Hsin Jaoming.~n~GXTMr. Lee,~n~ Do you think it's a coincidence that soon after the Triads and Mob start working together, the Triads got turned over by the Feds, but the Mob didn't?~n~ You've got a rat and I know who it is. Help me trap him and we'll all be better off.~n~ ~n~ Meet me at the cemetery in Steinway.~n~ ~n~ I'm genuine - I hope you are, too,~n~ Rudy D'Avanzo.~n~
Mr. Lee,~n~ Come see me. I'll be in North Holland.~n~ ~n~ Sincerely,~n~ Rudy D'Avanzo.~n~
Mr. Lee,~n~ We've got that thing you wanted. Drop by and pick up your copy.~n~ ~n~ See you in North Holland.~n~ ~n~ Sincerely,~n~ Rudy D'.~n~Hey Loser,~n~ Hope you're having fun playing soldier-boy. I've got what I came for, so dump that N.O.O.S.E. piece of shit, before the army has wet dreams over your crowd control technique, and draft you.~n~ ~n~ Xin.~n~
Hey, Loser.~n~ ~n~ I see you've been crowing to others about your achievements. Think your something special, eh? You're not.~n~ ~n~ You don't know me, but I work for Kenny too: one of his best.~n~ ~n~ Think of this as an opportunity to prove you're not all talk.~n~ ~n~ Come see me in Cerveza Heights, behind Kenny's place.~n~ ~n~ Xin.~n~
Loser,~n~ ~n~ The heat caught up with me after our job. Seems like you let me down... that's not a career first for you, huh?~n~ ~n~ As it stands, I'm screwed. You better get over here and help me out. I've taken down a few cops, but stopped a few rounds myself.~n~ ~n~ If you want your money, you'd better get here soon.~n~ ~n~ Xin.~n~Huang Lee,~n~ I was saddened to see your Uncle Kenny had backed out of the race to succeed Hsin. Now only Chan Jaoming and I contest the leadership.~n~ To truly rekindle your family's fortunes you should be working for me, not that fool Chan.~n~ ~n~ Meet me at my nightclub in East Island City. Bring 20 bags of weed as a down payment on your future - you'll get good prices from Jamaican dealers in Schottler.~n~ ~n~ Zhou Ming.~n~
Great news Huang!~n~ You managed to save enough stash cars for us to make a tidy sum today.~n~ As any fool would have anticipated, Hsin has expressed some displeasure with us meddling with his plans. Fear not - I'm very capable. I feigned ignorance and cut him into the profits.~n~ (Naturally, this only impacted your slice of the take, as it was my idea and ideas don't grow on trees).~n~ ~n~ You can thank me later.~n~ ~n~ Zhou Ming.~n~
Huang,~n~ After all I've done for Hsin he still fails to favor me as his replacement. His wisdom must be receding faster than his hairline.~n~ We must do something about this - his idiocy not his hair - I cannot perform miracles, yet.~n~ I tried walking on water the other day - one day...~n~ ~n~ See you soon.~n~ Zhou Ming.~n~
Huang,~n~ Join me at my Lower Easton residence, to continue your studies in the art of victory. Seriously, I've got a golden opportunity for us.~n~ Zhou.~n~
Huang,~n~ I hear that the moron Chan has already been released on bail. Strangely quick don't you think? I bet the pig squealed.~n~ ~n~ He should rot behind bars. It would be safer for all of us had he been properly organized and not wrecked on drugs, he wouldn't have been arrested in the first place.~n~ ~n~ If he's made boss, we're all screwed. Huang, don't be a fuck up. I know I can be a bit full on, but I understand this town.~n~ ~n~ Visit me soon.~n~ Zhou.~n~
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Hey,~n~~n~I've been seriously let down on the ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ front. If you can help me out, bring what you can to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and I'll be real grateful.~n~~n~If you can't make it before ~#FEFF~, fucking forget about it, but I won't, capiche?.~n~
Amico,~n~~n~I just got paid so I'm thinking of investing a little in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. I gotta plan to get rich up in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, so come on over - you're my favorite broker - but for fuck's sake get here before ~#FEFF~, or I'm gonna find a new guy to buy from.~n~
Friend,~n~~n~I heading outta town for a few days and need to score a little easy cash, trading. Bring any cheap ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ you can lay your hands on, up to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. Make it snappy - before ~#FEFF~ at the latest.~n~
Bud,~n~~n~Got me a stack of ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ going cheap. I'm over in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. You know you want it - slag - so get here before ~#FEFF~, or miss out.~n~
Buddy,~n~~n~I've some discount ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ over here in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, so get your ass over here and start buying, but do yourself a favor and make sure you're here before ~#FEFF~, or you'll be sorry.~n~
Hey,~n~~n~I'm not screwing you around, bud. Toss me enough greenbacks and I'll hit you with more ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ than you'll know what to do with. Meet me over in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, but get there soon, my offer ends ~#FEFF~.~n~
Bud,~n~~n~Your retirement to sleepy Vice City will be that much closer if you bring me as much ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ as you can. Meet me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and I'll make you rich, dog. But, get here soon, I'm planning on hitting the road on ~#FEFF~.~n~
My Bud,~n~~n~Hit me with some good ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and I'll hit you right back with hard cash. It's all waiting for you here in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. I can only guarantee this deal until ~#FEFF~, so don't be going to sleep on me.~n~
Hey,~n~~n~I ain't messing around. Get me some ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ over to me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ before ~#FEFF~ and I'll make you a rich man.~n~
Drug,~n~~n~I have the very good offer. You like ~#FF00~~#FEFF~? I have much in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ . You come, you buy, da? Is very good price, but price, it go up by ~#FEFF~, so come quick..~n~
My friend,~n~~n~I have too much ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, so, like good capitalist, I discount for you. Is big sale, da? Please to come to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ before sale end on ~#FEFF~.~n~
Friend,~n~~n~I find many bags of ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ on dead bodies of competing dealers in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. I not kill, I just find - is true - but, police, they do not believe - again! Now I must lay low, but not before I sell all drugs, or before ~#FEFF~ at latest.~n~~n~Do svidan'ya.~n~
Friend,~n~~n~My sister, her husband beat her, and she cry to me. I need give her plenty ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, so she take beating like stoic Russian lady should. Meet me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and help to reclaim family honor. Please to come before ~#FEFF~, or she will have run away, and I could not stand shame of this.~n~
Drug,~n~~n~You are my friend. I need ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ to assure my early rich retirement. I intend to sell on at profit up here in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. My buyer will pay any amount, so I can give good price to you. Please come before ~#FEFF~, my buyer may not live beyond that.~n~
My drug,~n~~n~Please to bring as much ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, as you can find, to me here in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. I intend to get, how you say, completely off my fucking nipples. It will be good fun, da? If you are not here by ~#FEFF~ I will probably have sobered up - so not to bother, please.~n~
Huang Lee,~n~~n~I got ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ at very good price. Come to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and make a killing. Do so before ~#FEFF~ or be feel foolish.~n~
Huang,~n~~n~I do ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ at special low price, just for you. I not make this offer to anyone else. Get over to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ now, or price go up by ~#FEFF~. A good dealer not turn down this offer.~n~
Huang,~n~~n~A Triad brother needs your aid. My price for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ very, very good, right now. You get to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and meet me. We make deal and you become very rich. No need to thank me - but get here before ~#FEFF~, or no need to come.~n~
Huang,~n~~n~Bring some ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and help out a fellow Triad. I give you good price. But, so you know in advance, after ~#FEFF~, my price go down.~n~
Huang Lee,~n~~n~You can make big profit trading ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ up in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ right now, but only if you sell to me before ~#FEFF~.~n~
Huang,~n~~n~You are ~#FF00~~#FEFF~-man, yes? I hear much about you lately in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. I need plenty of what you got, but need it now - before ~#FEFF~ - at latest. I am on tight schedule.~n~
Hey,~n~~n~I come by some very good quality ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, but can sell to you cheap. Meet me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ before ~#FEFF~, and you will be richer man for it.~n~
Hi,~n~~n~You want ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ at good price? Come to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and look for me. Come soon, by ~#FEFF~ I will have nothing left.~n~
Friend,~n~~n~Interested in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~? Meet me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and pick up plenty at good prices. Day before ~#FEFF~ is latest I can make this offer, so don't delay, please.~n~
Hello,~n~~n~I have many buyers looking for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ over in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, so can offer you a good price - so long as you make it here before ~#FEFF~.~n~~n~See you soon?~n~
Friend,~n~~n~I make you good offer on any ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ you supply to me. I will be in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, waiting. I cannot guarantee offer be same by ~#FEFF~, or after, so please come soon.~n~
Hey,~n~~n~I need ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ for private function - very important guests. As I need at short notice, I know price will be high, but am ready to buy. Meet me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and we will make good deal. The function is night before ~#FEFF~, so can't wait long.~n~
Amigo,~n~~n~Man, I'm practically throwing my grade 'A' ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ down the can. How long has it been since you were in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ anyway? If you want this shit, ese, you better visit soon. I'm gonna be all out by ~#FEFF~.~n~
Vato,~n~~n~I need help, ese. I've got a shit load of ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and two hot, wet mammasitas needing fucking.~n~Wait, this ain't a party invite, the girls are all mine, but the shit could be yours, at discount, if you can get over to me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ before ~#FEFF~.~n~Seriously, get over here - these bitches won't keep and my balls are gonna blow real soon.~n~~n~Adios~n~
Ese,~n~~n~They just dredged my cousin out of the harbor. Looks like I just inherited his ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ mother lode. Meet me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and pick up a bargain as you pass on your condolences.~n~~n~My cousin's funeral is set for the day after ~#FEFF~, so get here before then.~n~
Vato,~n~~n~My bitches gonna need some ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ bad, and I'm ready to pay real good. Come see me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ before ~#FEFF~, or my bitches gonna go loco.~n~
Hola,~n~~n~There's no ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ here in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ - and I've a yearning, if you wanna be earning. Know what I'm saying, ese? Get here before ~#FEFF~, or I'll find another source.~n~
Ese,~n~~n~Don't leave town if you got any ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. Come see me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ and make me a friend for life. Get here before ~#FEFF~ and I'll pay better than friendly prices.~n~~n~See you soon, vato.~n~
I'm selling ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ at crazy prices, come and find me in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~.~n~Thugs have torched abandoned vehicles on a ~#FF0C~patch of waste ground ~#FF00~in Beechwood City.
A ~#FF0C~house fire ~#FF00~has been reported in Beach Gate.
People are protesting their home foreclosures at the ~#FF0C~Bank of Liberty ~#FF00~in South Slopes.
A minor ~#FF0C~road traffic accident ~#FF00~has occurred in Steinway.
People are protesting an exhibit at ~#FF0C~NUCA ~#FF00~in East Island City.
A ~#FF0C~road traffic accident ~#FF00~involving a fuel tanker has been reported in Firefly Projects.
A ~#FF0C~warehouse fire ~#FF00~has been reported in East Hook Bay.
Two fuel tankers have collided at the ~#FF0C~toll booths ~#FF00~on Charge Island.
Protesters have got onto the tarmac at ~#FF0C~Francis International Airport.
There has been an accident at the ~#FF0C~gas station ~#FF00~in Meadows Park.
Thugs have torched abandoned vehicles on ~#FF0C~waste ground ~#FF00~in Northwood.
The ~#FF0C~police precinct ~#FF00~has been fire bombed in Suffolk.
Students and Hippies are protesting outside the ~#FF0C~Bean Machine ~#FF00~in The Triangle.
Minor ~#FF0C~road traffic accident ~#FF00~has occurred in Varsity Heights.
People are protesting outside ~#FF0C~Bahama Mamas ~#FF00~in Purgatory.
A fuel tanker has crossed the central reservation and ~#FF0C~hit oncoming traffic ~#FF00~in Middle Park West.
A kitchen fire has spread through the ~#FF0C~restaurant ~#FF00~in Middle Park.
Two fuel tankers, leaving a ~#FF0C~gas station ~#FF00~in Lancaster, have collided.
Protesters have strayed outside the freedom of speech zone at the ~#FF0C~Civilization Committee ~#FF00~in Hatton Gardens.
A fuel tanker has been used in an unsuccessful ram raid at the ~#FF0C~Bank of Liberty ~#FF00~in China Town.
Burning vehicles
RTA
Building fire
Protest
You have ~#FEFE~ seconds to return to the ~#FF09~fire truck.
You have ~#FEFE~ second to return to the ~#FF09~fire truck.
Extinguish all of the ~#FF03~fires.
Use the hose to disperse the ~#FF03~protesters ~#FF00~non-lethally.
Look out! One of the ~#FF03~protesters ~#FF00~is getting ugly.
Extinguish the fires on the ~#FF03~fuel tanker ~#FF00~before it explodes.
Extinguish the fires on the ~#FF03~fuel tankers ~#FF00~before they explode.
~#FF03~You failed to extinguish all of the fires in time.
~#FF03~You failed to disperse the protest in time.
~#FF03~You did not return to the fire truck in time.
~#FF03~You killed a protester.
~#FF0C~Emergency Complete~n~$50At Heston's Safehouse
Keep an eye on the Korean gangbanger's car.
Reclaim the Koreans' car from the tow truck.
Plant the car, and make sure the cops find it.
~#FF00~Find the Koreans' ~#FF0C~car.
~#FF00~Parking contractors are towing away the car.
~#FF00~Stop the ~#FF03~truck.
~#FF00~Leave the car outside the ~#FF0C~police station.
~#FF00~Get in the ~#FF09~car.
~#FF00~Hurry or you'll lose the ~#FF03~truck.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~car.
~#FF00~Get the police interested in the car.
~#FF00~Get a 2 star wanted level.
~#FF00~Get to the side of the ~#FF0C~truck.
~#FF00~Get out of the vehicle.
~#FF00~Scare the ~#FF03~truck driver ~#FF00~off.
~#FF00~Hurry or you will lose the ~#FF03~car.
~#FF03~The car was destroyed.
~#FF03~You lost the truck.
~#FF03~The car was wrecked.
~#FF03~You lost the car.
Police Station
Korean Gang Car
~#FF00~The car gets towed.
~#FF00~Give yourself enough room to detach the car.
~#FF00~Get in the ~#FF09~truck, ~#FF00~you need more room to detach the car.At Heston's Safehouse
~#FF00~Go to the Koreans' hang-out.
~#FF00~At the Koreans' hang-out.
~#FF00~Getting the Koreans' attention.
~#FF00~Keep the Koreans' attention while Heston sneaks inside to plant a bug.
~#FF00~Escaping from the Korean gangbangers.
~#FF00~Head to the ~#FF0C~Koreans' hang-out.
~#FF00~Destroy one of the Koreans' cars to get their attention.
~#FF00~Destroy one of the ~#FF03~cars ~#FF00~to get the gang's attention.
~#FF00~Take out all the attacking ~#FF03~gang members.
~#FF00~Attack the gang at another ~#FF0C~hang-out.
~#FF00~Lure them to a more remote ~#FF0C~location.
~#FF00~Get into the ~#FF09~boat.
~#FF00~Get ~#FF0C~away ~#FF00~from your pursuers.
~#FF00~Korean Gang Hangout
~#FF00~Burger Shot
~#FF00~Gas Station
~#FF03~The getaway boat was destroyed.
~#FF00~Attack ~#FF03~Korean gang bangers ~#FF00~to cause more of a distraction.
~#FF00~Attack the ~#FF03~Midtown Gangsters ~#FF00~to cause more of a distraction.
~#FF00~Create more mayhem at their final ~#FF0C~hang-out.At Heston's Safehouse
Meeting an Underboss
~#FF00~Get to the police station before your quarry is released from custody.
~#FF00~Follow the hood as he visits various Midtown Gangster Underbosses, and then take each of them out.
~#FF00~Finish off the remaining enemies.
~#FF00~Police Station
~#FF00~Get to the ~#FF0C~police station ~#FF00~before the Korean gang member is released.
~#FF00~Follow that ~#FF09~Korean.
~#FF00~Take out the ~#FF03~Underboss ~#FF00~before the Korean drives too far away.
~#FF00~You're too close to ~#FF09~him. ~#FF00~Back off.
~#FF00~You're losing ~#FF09~him. ~#FF00~Get closer.
~#FF00~Hurry up. Get to the ~#FF0C~police station.
~#FF03~They ~#FF00~know they're being followed. Take them out.
~#FF00~You're losing them. Get closer to their ~#FF03~car.
~#FF00~Your ~#FF09~quarry ~#FF00~has stopped. Get closer so you can see what he's doing.
~#FF00~Take out the ~#FF03~Underboss ~#FF00~before he escapes.
~#FF00~Catch up with that ~#FF09~Korean ~#FF00~again.
~#FF00~Get back after that ~#FF09~Korean.
~#FF00~Keep on that ~#FF09~Korean's ~#FF00~tail.
~#FF00~Your Korean quarry is getting away. Hurry up and take out the ~#FF03~Underboss.
~#FF03~Your quarry got taken out too soon.
~#FF03~Your quarry spotted you.
~#FF03~You lost track of your quarry.
~#FF03~The Underboss survived.
~#FF03~You didn't reach the police station in time.~#FF00~At Heston's Safehouse.
~#FF00~Huang to the Rescue.
~#FF00~Saving Heston's Squad.
~#FF00~Saving Heston.
~#FF00~The Assassin's Last Stand.
~#FF00~Killing the last Assassin.
~#FF00~Winning the Fight, but Losing the Lead.
~#FF0C~Assassin~#FF00~~n~Keep back. I'm warning you. I'll kill him if you don't let me go.
~#FF00~Heston's squad have been ambushed. You must rescue them.
~#FF00~Meet ~#FF09~Heston and his squad.
~#FF00~Protect Heston's ~#FF09~squad ~#FF00~by taking out the ~#FF03~assassins.
~#FF00~Rescue ~#FF09~Heston.
~#FF00~Take down the ~#FF03~last assassin.
~#FF00~Get to ~#FF09~Heston.
~#FF00~Find a ~#FF0C~way through ~#FF00~to Heston.
~#FF00~Take out any remaining ~#FF03~assassins.
~#FF00~Hurry up. There's only one of Heston's ~#FF09~squad ~#FF00~left alive.
~#FF03~You failed to save Heston's squad.
~#FF03~Heston is dead.
~#FF00~AmbushA meeting with Heston
Destroy the scrambler device that's compromising the illegal wiretap.
Locate the scrambler by heading towards ~#FF0C~the wiretap.
You've lost the signal. Head towards ~#FF0C~the wiretap.
Your GPS is receiving interference. The closer to the scrambler, the worse it will become.
The ~#FF03~scrambler ~#FF00~is nearby. Destroy it.
Your GPS is still getting interference. There must be another scrambler.
Your GPS will not function whilst receiving interference.
Your GPS is still getting interference. There must be another scrambler.
Interference
~#FF00~The Wiretap ~#FF00~Signal
The signal seems to be changing. This scrambler must be on the move.A meeting with Heston
~#FF00~Steal the NOOSE Security 'enhanced' police boat.
~#FF00~Intercept Zhou's contraband boat and destroy it.
~#FF00~Find and destroy Zhou's van.
~#FF00~Go to the ~#FF0C~Police dock.
~#FF00~Take the ~#FF09~police boat.
~#FF00~Find ~#FF03~Zhou Ming's boat ~#FF00~before it reaches the dock.
~#FF00~Sink ~#FF03~Zhou Ming's boat.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~boat.
~#FF00~Watch out - the boat is armed with sea mines. Avoid them, or destroy them with torpedoes.
~#FF00~Head to the ~#FF0C~jetty.
~#FF00~Don't let the ~#FF03~van ~#FF00~get away with the shipment.
~#FF00~Destroy the ~#FF03~van ~#FF00~and its occupants.
~#FF00~Don't let the ~#FF03~van ~#FF00~get away with the shipment.
~#FF03~You failed to stop Zhou Ming's boat.
~#FF03~The police boat was destroyed.
~#FF03~The van got away.
Jetty
BoatA meeting with Heston
Rendezvous with Heston
Car Repair Point
Evidence Drop Point
Heston
Retrieve Heston's car before his squad destroys it.
Take back ~#FF09~Heston's Car ~#FF00~before his ~#FF03~squad ~#FF00~destroys it.
Get the car ~#FF0C~repaired ~#FF00~so Heston won't realize it's been damaged.
Drive the car and park in a secluded area so you can search it for evidence.
Go to the rear of the ~#FF0C~car.
Destroy the ~#FF03~evidence.
Heston will be angry if he sees the car in this state. Get it ~#FF0C~repaired.
Take the car back to ~#FF0C~Heston.
Return to ~#FF09~Heston's car.
~#FF03~Heston's squad ~#FF00~are everywhere. Try not to let them see you.
~#FF09~Heston's car ~#FF00~is unoccupied. This is your chance - take it now.
Heston's Car
~#FF03~Heston's car was destroyed.
This area seems quiet. Park here.
This area isn't secluded enough. Find somewhere else.
The car is too close to the wall. Leave enough space to get to the trunk.
There are too many people around here. Find somewhere else.
This is too close to the roads and sidewalks. Find somewhere else.At Heston's Drug Pit
The Stake Out
At the Dealer's Hideout
Bombs normally cost $500, but Heston was charged for this one.
There goes Heston's dealer now. Looks like he's in a hurry.
Get a bomb to ensure 'explosive' justice is served.
Discover the dealer's hideout and ensure he can't hand his evidence to IAD.
There's a garage nearby where you can get a bomb fitted. Take the car there.
Get a fast car so you can follow the dealer.
That won't be fast enough. Get something else.
Get back in the ~#FF09~bomb car.
Take the car to the garage.
Drive the car into the garage.
Watch out. ~#FF03~The dealer's ~#FF00~a little trigger happy.
Stake out Heston's dealer at the ~#FF0C~bar.
Follow ~#FF03~the dealer ~#FF00~to his hideout.
Park outside ~#FF0C~the dealer's hideout ~#FF00~before IAD arrives.
He's getting away. Don't lose ~#FF03~him.
Get out of the car.
Get a safe distance away.
You should be safe. Use the detonator to trigger the bomb.
You're supposed to be following ~#FF03~the dealer ~#FF00~- not attacking him.
You can't do anything while the cops are on your tail. Lose them.
Hurry. IAD will be here soon.
Get back in the ~#FF09~bomb car~#FF00~. Quickly. IAD will arrive soon.
~#FF03~The bomb car exploded too far from the hideout.
~#FF03~You lost the dealer's car.
~#FF03~The dealer died before leading you to his evidence on Heston.
~#FF03~IAD got the evidence.
~#FF03~The bomb car was destroyed.
Bomb Fitting Garage
Heston's Dealer
The dealer gets an explosive surprise.A meeting with Heston
Rendezvous with Heston
Transfer
Go to the first transfer area - midway between the ~#FF0C~wireless hotspots.
The wireless signal strengths are shown to the left of the screen.
Get back in the ~#FF0C~transfer area ~#FF00~to resume the transfer.
The FIB have traced your transfer and alerted the cops.
Meet up with ~#FF0C~Heston.
Stay in this area until the transfer completes.
~#FEFE~ of ~#FEFE~ transfers complete. Use the ~#FF0C~hotspots ~#FF00~to find the next transfer area.
Lose your wanted level.
Head towards the ~#FF0C~FIB building.
Transfer the file from the FIB building to Heston's place.
Meet up with Heston without any police attention.
FIB building
Heston
The data transfer will begin when the wireless signal strengths are both full.
~#FF00~Heston has sent an important Email. Touch the flashing ~#FF03~~#FF20~ ~#FF00~now to read it.
~#FF00~You've received an email. Check your email now.A meeting with Heston
Confrontation at the Plant
Parting of the ways
Open the gates
At Hsin's Residence
Finale
Desalinization Plant
Hsin's Penthouse
Heston
Find the rat.
Pursue Kenny.
Avenge your father.
~#FF00~Go to the ~#FF0C~Desalinization Plant.
~#FF00~Chase after ~#FF03~Kenny ~#FF00~and protect ~#FF09~Heston.
~#FF00~Find a way out of the plant and protect ~#FF09~Heston.
~#FF09~Heston ~#FF00~is in trouble.
~#FF00~Dodge the rockets and take out the ~#FF03~guard.
~#FF00~Push forward.
~#FF00~Check on ~#FF09~Heston.
~#FF00~Stop the ~#FF03~guards ~#FF00~reaching ~#FF09~Heston.
~#FF00~Chase after ~#FF03~Kenny.
Kenny's escaping. Get to the next ~#FF0C~jetty.
~#FF00~Find a boat.
~#FF00~Use the mounted gun to keep ~#FF03~Kenny's guards ~#FF00~off your back.
~#FF00~Don't let ~#FF03~Kenny ~#FF00~escape.
~#FF00~Don't leave ~#FF09~Heston ~#FF00~behind.
~#FF00~Go after ~#FF03~Kenny.
~#FF00~Enter ~#FF0C~Hsin's penthouse.
~#FF00~Take out ~#FF03~Kenny ~#FF00~to avenge your father.
~#FF03~Heston is dead.
~#FF03~The only boat was destroyed.
~#FF03~Kenny escaped.
~#FF03~You left Heston.
Boarding the Boat
The Control PlatformSurvive the relentless attacks! Collect money to score.
Touch Huang to drop a time bomb. An extra bomb is awarded per level, up to a maximum of 3.
LEVEL ~#FEFE~
~#FEFE~
High Score
Bombs
Well done! Bronze medal awarded.
Congratulations! Silver medal awarded.
Excellent! Gold medal awarded.
New high score!
~#FF06~$~#FEFE~
Final Score: $~#FEFE~
~#FF03~You ran away from the fight.Auto
Cancel
Use the screwdriver to force the ignition lock before the alarm triggers.
Use the screwdriver to force the ignition lock.
You can touch the screen to interact with highlighted items. Touch the screwdriver, slide it to the ignition lock, then rotate it to force the ignition lock so that you can drive the car.
Remove the screws to open the panel then connect the ends of the exposed wires, to hot-wire the vehicle before the alarm triggers.
Remove the screws to open the panel then connect the ends of the exposed wires, to hot-wire the vehicle.
Connect your PDA, then enter the immobilizer code before the alarm triggers.
Connect your PDA, then enter the immobilizer code.At Chan's Garage
At the Champ's Garage
'Borrowing' the Champ's Car
'Fixing' the Champ's Car
Returning the Champ's Car
Steal the current street race champion's car when he leaves it unattended.
Get the car's handling rigged before it's taken away to be raced.
~#FF00~Park the car in the ~#FF0C~garage.
~#FF00~Go to the street race champion's ~#FF0C~garage.
~#FF00~Follow the ~#FF09~champion's car ~#FF00~without getting too close.
~#FF00~Get in the ~#FF09~champ's car.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~car.
~#FF00~The pickup truck arrives in one hour! Hurry up.
~#FF00~Hurry. Only half an hour remains.
~#FF00~Hurry. A pickup truck will arrive at ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to collect the car.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~tweaked car.
Return the car to the ~#FF0C~garage ~#FF00~before the pickup truck arrives.
~#FF00~Take the car to ~#FF0C~Chan's garage ~#FF00~quickly.
~#FF00~You're losing the ~#FF09~car. ~#FF00~Catch up to it.
~#FF00~You're too close. Back off before the ~#FF09~champion ~#FF00~sees you.
~#FF00~Be more careful. The car's bodywork is getting scratched.
~#FF00~The car's handling is really messed up.
~#FF03~The car was destroyed.
~#FF03~You lost the car.
~#FF03~The car is too damaged.
~#FF03~You were spotted.
~#FF03~You ran out of time.
Champ's Garage
Chan's Garage
Champion's CarAt Chan's Garage
At the Finish Line
Race Grid
~#FF00~Go to the race.
~#FF00~Make sure Chan wins the race.
~#FF00~Get a fast car and head to the ~#FF0C~starting grid.
~#FF00~You need a vehicle.
~#FF00~Chan's position
~#FF00~Barge the ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~out of ~#FF09~Chan's ~#FF00~way.
~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~is winning. Keep his ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~off his back.
~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~lost the lead. Take out any ~#FF03~rivals ~#FF00~ahead of him.
All the rivals have retired. Follow ~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~to the finish line.
Good work. Now, take out the other ~#FF03~rivals.
This is the last lap. Maintain ~#FF09~Chan's ~#FF00~lead.
This is the last lap. Get ~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~ahead of his ~#FF03~rivals.
Congratulate ~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~on his victory.
~#FF00~Chan won the race.
~#FF00~Chan lost the race.
~#FF03~Chan is dead.
~#FF03~Chan didn't win the race.At Chan's Garage
At BOABO Docks
Stop the Irish Killers from taking out Chan.
Take Chan safely back to his garage.
Extinguish the flames before Chan dies.
~#FF00~Rescue ~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~from his kidnappers.
~#FF00~The kidnappers are back. Watch out.
~#FF00~Hurry up, or Chan will die.
~#FF00~Take Chan back to his ~#FF0C~garage.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~car.
~#FF00~Get in ~#FF09~Chan's car.
~#FF00~Chan's car is on fire. Get a ~#FF09~fire truck.
~#FF00~Chan
~#FF00~Put out the ~#FF03~fires.
~#FF00~Go to the ~#FF09~burning vehicles.
~#FF03~Chan is dead.
~#FF03~The firetruck was destroyed.
BOABO Docks
Chan's Garage
Burning Vehicles
Chan's Car
Fire TruckAt Chan's Penthouse
The Ambush
Heston's Ambush
Heston's Proposal
Chan
Linen Lounge
Accompany Chan to the deal.
Help Chan to escape the ambush in one piece.
Protect ~#FF09~Chan.~#FF00~
Take Chan to his father's ~#FF0C~club.~#FF00~
Go to Hsin's ~#FF0C~club.~#FF00~
~#FF03~Chan is dead.~#FF00~
Check on ~#FF09~Chan.~#FF00~At Chan's Penthouse
Get in the ~#FF09~gas tanker.
Drive the tanker to the ~#FF0C~gambling den.
TANKER HIT SCENE Say there is leak in the tanker and get it there before it ignites - keep the flames away from the tanker
The tanker's leaking gas. Get to the ~#FF0C~gambling den ~#FF00~before it ignites.
Keep your speed up, and avoid sharp turns, to keep the flames away from the tanker.
~#FF03~The tanker was destroyed.
Get back in the ~#FF09~tanker.
Fuel
~#FF03~The tanker ran out of gas.
Get ready to jump out of the tanker.
Jump out and get clear.
Take the tanker from the local ~#FF0C~gas station.
Take the ~#FF09~gas tanker.
Find a gas tanker with which to destroy the ambushers' South Bohan gambling den.
The gas tanker will create a large explosion. You just need to get it close enough.
~#FF00~Gas Tanker
~#FF00~Gas Station
~#FF00~Gambling DenGXTGXTA meeting with Chan
Chan gets into hot water
Chan is rescued
Chan's death
Race against Chan.
Keep Chan alive until help arrives.
Race through the ~#FF0C~checkpoints ~#FF00~to overtake ~#FF09~Chan.
You are losing ~#FF09~Chan. ~#FF00~Race through the ~#FF0C~checkpoints ~#FF00~and overtake him.
Protect ~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~from the ~#FF03~Spanish Lords ~#FF00~until help arrives.
Take out the remaining ~#FF03~Spanish Lords, ~#FF00~so that the helicopter can rescue ~#FF09~Chan.
Do not leave ~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~unprotected.
Get on the ~#FF09~wet ski.
Get back on the ~#FF09~wet ski.
You are losing Chan. Get on the ~#FF09~wet ski ~#FF00~before he gets too far ahead.
Chan
~#FF03~Chan is dead.
~#FF03~Chan left you eating his wake.
~#FF03~Your wet ski has been destroyed.
Make sure ~#FF09~Chan ~#FF00~is okay.Apply explosives around the doors.
Insert the transmitters into the explosives.
At Hsin's Residence
Captured Men
Heliport
~#FF00~Rescue Hsin's captured men from the police.
~#FF00~Get Hsin's money and goons to the heliport so they can get his money out of the country.
~#FF00~Get to Hsin's ~#FF0C~captured men. ~#FF00~You'll need a four seater car.
~#FF00~You need a car with four seats.
~#FF00~Get to Hsin's ~#FF0C~captured men.
~#FF00~Get to the ~#FF0C~NOOSE van ~#FF00~without the cops spotting you.
~#FF00~Get out of the blast area.
~#FF00~Get ~#FF09~Hsin's men ~#FF00~out of there.
~#FF00~The cops are holding Hsin's men in the NOOSE van.
~#FF00~Don't leave Hsin's ~#FF09~men ~#FF00~behind.
~#FF00~Hurry up. ~#FF09~Hsin's men ~#FF00~don't have much time.
~#FF00~Hsin's ~#FF09~accountant ~#FF00~is in the open with the money. Collect him.
~#FF00~Get the ~#FF09~accountant.
~#FF00~The accountant's been killed. Get the ~#FF06~money.
~#FF00~Get the ~#FF06~money.
~#FF00~Take the gang to the ~#FF0C~heliport.
~#FF03~One of Hsin's men is dead.
~#FF03~Hsin's men are dead.
~#FF03~Hsin's men were taken to jail.
~#FF03~You left one of Hsin's men behind.
~#FF03~The money was taken by the police.
The EscapeAt Chan's Garage
Destroy any evidence of Chan's operations before the FIB discovers it.
Find a heavy vehicle and dump Chan's cut'n'shut ~#FF03~cars ~#FF00~into the water.
This area is clean. Get to another ~#FF0C~location.
Destroy Chan's ~#FF03~'goods'. ~#FF00~The FIB will arrive at ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.
The compound is locked. Use the ~#FF0C~crane ~#FF00~to dump Chan's cut'n'shut cars into the water.
Dispose of Chan's ~#FF03~'goods'.
The ~#FF03~cars ~#FF00~need to be dumped into the water.
Use the ~#FF0C~crane ~#FF00~to dump Chan's cut'n'shut cars into the water.
This area is clean. Get to the final ~#FF0C~location.
Hurry up. The FIB will arrive in one hour.
Move the control stick left and right to rotate the crane.
Press the magnet power button to pick up the ~#FF03~car.
Move the car over the water.
Press the magnet power button to release the car.
Pick up another ~#FF03~car.
Pick up the last ~#FF03~car.
~#FF03~The FIB discovered evidence of Chan's dealings.
~#FF00~Counterfeit OperationAt Hsin's Residence
Showdown
Leader
Train Yard
Fairground
The Screamer
Get armed and find the Triad traitors. They are likely to be at their strongholds in Broker.
Eliminate both of the traitorous dogs. Honor Triad traditions and use a sword to finish them.
Meet up with Hsin under the rollercoaster at the amusement park.
Collect the ~#FF06~sword.~#FF00~
Head towards one of the Triad ~#FF0C~strongholds.~#FF00~
You are near a ~#FF03~traitor's ~#FF00~stronghold. Be careful, his men will shoot on sight.
A Triad ~#FF03~traitor ~#FF00~is nearby, approach with caution.
Remember to finish the Triad ~#FF03~traitor ~#FF00~with a sword.
Eliminate all nearby ~#FF03~bodyguards ~#FF00~so that you can search the traitor.
The ~#FF03~traitor ~#FF00~has been alerted, and is trying to escape.
Collect the traitor's ~#FF06~ID.~#FF00~
Now head towards the remaining Triad ~#FF0C~stronghold.~#FF00~
Meet with ~#FF0C~Hsin ~#FF00~at the amusement park.
The Triad ~#FF03~traitor ~#FF00~is escaping. Don't let him get away.
~#FF03~A Triad traitor escaped.~#FF00~
~#FF03~You did not use a sword to kill the Triad traitor.~#FF00~
~#FF00~You have received an email. Check your email now.
~#FF03~You lost the sword.~#FF00~At Hsin's Residence
Eliminate the target.
Get away safely.
Castle Gardens Hotel
Get to the ~#FF0C~Castle Gardens Hotel. ~#FF00~The target usually leaves the hotel gardens at around ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.
Enter the ~#FF0C~hotel.
Collect the ~#FF06~sniper rifle.
Scan the area. The target is dressed in a white shirt and jeans. He usually leaves the gardens at around ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.
Leave the ~#FF0C~hotel.
Lose your wanted level.
Avoid police attention.
You only have one hour remaining.
The target is leaving in half an hour. Eliminate him.
The target is fleeing. Take him down now.
The target is leaving. Take him out quickly.
~#FF03~You didn't get there in time.
~#FF03~The target escaped.
The target is dressed in a white shirt and jeans.A meeting with Chan
In Chan's helicopter
Helicopter
Get the attention of Chan's traitorous entourage.
Stop Chan's entourage escaping his vengeance.
Wipe out Chan's entourage.
Use molotovs to destroy the fuel ~#FF03~tanker.~#FF00~
Take out the ~#FF03~traitors.~#FF00~
The ~#FF03~traitors ~#FF00~are heading for the docks. Stop them.
Blow up the ~#FF03~boats ~#FF00~to prevent anyone escaping.
One of the ~#FF03~boats ~#FF00~got away.
Don't let any more ~#FF03~boats ~#FF00~escape.
The ~#FF03~traitors ~#FF00~are fleeing toward the statue. Wipe them out.
Take out the attacking ~#FF03~helicopter.~#FF00~
Be careful. The ~#FF03~traitor ~#FF00~has a rocket launcher
Watch out. Another ~#FF03~traitor ~#FF00~has a rocket launcher.
Watch out. The ~#FF03~traitor ~#FF00~has a rocket launcher.
~#FF03~Too many traitors escaped.~#FF00~
Back at the PadAt Hsin's Residence
Confronting D'Avanzo
Find D'Avanzo by visiting his previous locations.
D'Avanzo has been playing you for a fool, take him out.
Locate D'Avanzo by visiting his previous ~#FF0C~locations.
D'Avanzo is not here. Try another ~#FF0C~location.
He is not here either. Try the final ~#FF0C~location.
Enter the ~#FF0C~store ~#FF00~and confront him.
Take down ~#FF03~D'Avanzo.
Don't let ~#FF03~D'Avanzo ~#FF00~escape.
~#FF03~D'Avanzo escaped.
~#FF00~Previous Location.
Uncovering D'AvanzoHelp arrives
Confronting Chan
Confront Chan before he flees the city.
Catch Chan and punish him for his treachery.
Chan is being protected by his ~#FF03~men. ~#FF00~Wipe them out.
Chan is in the ~#FF0C~warehouse. ~#FF00~Don't let him get away.
Find ~#FF03~Chan ~#FF00~and finish him.
Chan's ~#FF03~men ~#FF00~are guarding the exit. Clear the path.
Leave the ~#FF0C~warehouse.~#FF00~
~#FF03~Chan ~#FF00~has made a break for it. Don't let him escape.
~#FF03~Chan ~#FF00~is getting away. Hurry.
Head back to the ~#FF0C~docks ~#FF00~before Chan escapes.
Chan is escaping. Hurry back to the ~#FF0C~docks.~#FF00~
Get out of the ~#FF0C~warehouse ~#FF00~before Chan escapes.
~#FF03~Chan escaped.~#FF00~The ~#FF0C~~#FF18~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows the location of a jetty. Use the virtual stick to swim into the yellow marker.
The ~#FF0C~~#FF18~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows the location of a jetty.
The ~#FF09~~#FF18~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows where a car is parked, head to it and touch the vehicle button to get in.
Touch the vehicle button to enter nearby vehicles.
Touch the displayed button to accelerate.
Touch the displayed button to brake, or to reverse when stopped.
Follow the yellow line on your radar to find Kenny's restaurant.
Walk into the yellow chevrons to enter Kenny's restaurant.
Touch the vehicle button to exit your vehicle, then walk into the yellow chevrons to enter Kenny's restaurant.
Arrival in Liberty
At Kenny's Restaurant
Get to ~#FF0C~shore.
Get a ~#FF09~car.
Force the ignition lock so that you can drive the car.
Get back in the ~#FF09~car.
Meet Uncle Kenny at his ~#FF0C~restaurant.
Go to ~#FF0C~your apartment.
Park outside ~#FF0C~your apartment.
Go to ~#FF0C~your apartment.
Survive the kidnapping.
Meet with your Uncle Kenny to explain what happened.
Find the accommodation Kenny has arranged.
Kenny's restaurant
ApartmentFace the ~#FF03~training dummy ~#FF00~and touch primary attack to punch it.
To switch weapons touch the Pause button at the top-right of the screen, then touch the Pistol icon.
Touch primary attack 3 times to perform a roundhouse kick on the ~#FF03~training dummy.
Touch the displayed button to perform a flying kick on the ~#FF03~training dummy.
Walk over weapons to pick them up. They can only be collected on foot.
To switch weapons touch the pause button, then touch the Pistol icon.
To start training, switch to unarmed combat by pressing the pause button, then touch the fist icon.
Turn to face the dummy and touch primary attack to fire your gun.
Triads have left weapon stashes all over the city. Look out for more red dumpsters.
While locked on, hold ~#FF14~ and use ~#FF16~ left and right to change target.
A ~#FF03~~#FF18~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows the location of an enemy.
The target ring shows an enemy's health. Bright green is healthy, red is near death.
At Kenny's Restaurant
Outside the restaurant
On the restaurant roof
Meeting the master-at-arms
Kenny's orders
Borrowing Ling's gun
Digging through the dumpster
Meet with the master-at-arms to improve your combat skills.
~#FF00~Impress Ling with your combat skills.
~#FF00~Follow Ling to find a weapon.
~#FF00~Go with Ling to the restaurant.
~#FF00~Take out the thugs behind the restaurant and rescue the manager.
~#FF00~Prove your firearm abilities to Ling.
~#FF00~Visit the ~#FF0C~master-at-arms ~#FF00~to improve your combat skills.
~#FF00~Land a few a punches on the ~#FF03~training dummy.
~#FF00~Perform a few roundhouse kicks on the ~#FF03~training dummy.
~#FF00~Try a few flying kicks on the ~#FF03~training dummy.
~#FF00~Pick up Ling's ~#FF06~gun.
~#FF00~Lock-on to the ~#FF03~training dummy.
~#FF00~Prove your marksmanship by shooting the ~#FF03~training dummy.
~#FF00~Use target switching to toggle your aim between the two ~#FF03~dummies.
~#FF00~Follow ~#FF09~Ling.
~#FF00~Approach the ~#FF06~dumpster ~#FF00~and search for a gun.
~#FF00~Help Kenny regain some respect by protecting the ~#FF0C~restaurant.
~#FF00~Take care of the ~#FF03~thugs ~#FF00~behind the restaurant.
~#FF00~Be careful, they've posted a ~#FF03~lookout.
~#FF00~Save the ~#FF09~restaurant manager.
~#FF00~Get up to the roof to save the ~#FF09~manager.
~#FF00~Get to the roof, the ~#FF09~manager ~#FF00~will not last much longer.
~#FF00~Hurry, the ~#FF09~manager ~#FF00~will not last much longer.
~#FF00~Take out the ~#FF03~thug.
~#FF00~Take out the rest of the ~#FF03~thugs.
~#FF00~Check that the ~#FF09~manager ~#FF00~is okay.
~#FF03~The restaurant manager is dead.
~#FF03~Ling is dead.
~#FF00~Get back to ~#FF09~Ling ~#FF00~and complete your training.
~#FF00~Switch to the pistol to continue your training.
~#FF00~You need to be unarmed to start training.
~#FF03~You attacked Ling.
~#FF09~Manager~#FF00~~n~You took your time. I could have been killed.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~If you want to stay alive in this city, you'd better know how to defend yourself ... show me what you can do.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Now, show me your best punch.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Not bad. How about a few decent kicks?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Cool. You've got good legs.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I could say the same for you.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~That's so corny. ...Cute, but corny.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You keep setting them up, and I'll keep knocking them down.
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Yeah? Well how about knocking them down with this...
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Show me how you handle your piece...
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Now who's being cute?
~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Come on.Follow the ~#FF06~~#FF1C~ ~#FF00~on your radar to find your apartment.
Walk into the small green chevrons to enter your apartment.
A ~#FF09~~#FF1E~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows the location of a dealer. Dealers you know about are also added to the Contacts section of your GPS.
The Trade application on your PDA keeps a record of all current Trade Tips.
Trade Tip dealers are shown on your radar as a drug icon, with a green arrow if they are buying or a red arrow if they are selling.
Dealers can be found all over the city, and are added to your GPS once you have traded with them.
If you get Busted the authorities will confiscate any drugs you are carrying!
At Kenny's Restaurant
The State of Surveillance
Buying coke
Kenny needs you to take part in some illicit trading.
Take the coke to your apartment.
Buy some coke at a bargain price.
~#FF00~Some samples have been stashed at your ~#FF06~apartment~#FF00~, go there and collect them.
~#FF00~Enter your ~#FF06~apartment.
~#FF00~Go to your apartment and collect all the samples.
~#FF00~Find Kenny's ~#FF09~dealer ~#FF00~in East Island City.
~#FF00~Find the ~#FF09~dealer ~#FF00~who emailed you from Meadows Park.
~#FF00~The dealer has fled after spotting cops nearby.
~#FF00~Stash the coke at your ~#FF06~apartment ~#FF00~before you get busted.
~#FF00~Trade with the ~#FF09~dealer.
~#FF00~You need to offload all of Kenny's acid.
~#FF00~It's a bust.
~#FF00~Approach the ~#FF09~dealer.
~#FF00~Buy all the coke you can afford.
~#FF00~Stash the coke in your ~#FF06~apartment.
~#FF00~Go to your ~#FF06~apartment ~#FF00~and collect the samples.
~#FF00~Leave the area, and return when the heat has died down.
~#FF00~The ~#FF09~dealer ~#FF00~is in the park. Go to him.
~#FF00~Leave your vehicle.
~#FF03~The dealer is dead.
Safehouse
~#FF03~You attacked the dealer.
~#FF00~A dealer has sent an important Email. Touch the flashing ~#FF03~~#FF20~ ~#FF00~now to read it.
~#FF00~You've received an email. Check your email now.The ~#FF09~~#FF1D~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows the location of a Gas Station.
Walk into the ~#FF09~gas pump ~#FF00~icon to buy some gas.
At Kenny's Restaurant
~#FF00~Go to the ~#FF09~gas station ~#FF00~to make some molotovs.
~#FF00~Go to the ~#FF0C~store.
~#FF00~Firebomb the ~#FF03~store.
~#FF00~As the store burns, the damage meter will fill up.
~#FF00~The more molotovs you throw at the store, the quicker it will burn to the ground.
~#FF00~Stop the ~#FF03~fire truck ~#FF00~before it puts out the flames.
~#FF00~Keep throwing molotovs at the ~#FF03~store.
~#FF00~Another ~#FF03~fire truck ~#FF00~is coming. Don't let it put out the fire.
~#FF00~Go back to the ~#FF09~gas station ~#FF00~and make more molotovs.
~#FF00~Go back to the ~#FF0C~store.
~#FF00~You'll need more molotovs than that. Make some more at the ~#FF09~gas station.
~#FF00~Go to the Spanish Lords' ~#FF0C~car lot.
~#FF00~Collect those ~#FF06~molotovs.
~#FF00~Use the molotovs to destroy the ~#FF03~cars.
~#FF00~Get out of the vehicle.
~#FF00~Get into the ~#FF0C~car lot.
~#FF00~Collect some more ~#FF06~molotovs.
~#FF00~Firebomb the store.
~#FF03~Damage
Remind the store owners why they pay Kenny protection.
Make sure the store burns to the ground.
~#FF00~Hurry up and deal with the ~#FF03~fire truck. ~#FF00~Nearly all the fires have been extinguished.
~#FF03~The gas station was destroyed.
~#FF00~Gas Station
~#FF00~Car Lot
~#FF00~StoreAt Kenny's Warehouse
Hijack the dealer's delivery of stolen merchandise.
Get the hijacked contraband back to Kenny's warehouse.
The sword, Yu Jian, might be amongst the van's contents. Now's a good time to look for it.
Intercept the dealer's ~#FF03~van.
Force the ~#FF03~van ~#FF00~to stop without destroying it.
Steal the ~#FF09~van.
Take the van back to ~#FF0C~Kenny's warehouse.
Don't leave the ~#FF09~van ~#FF00~behind, you'll lose it.
Get back in the ~#FF09~van.
Take the van back to ~#FF0C~Kenny's warehouse, ~#FF00~and watch your back for anyone trying to stop you.
Stop damaging the ~#FF09~van.
Don't let the ~#FF03~van ~#FF00~get away.
Park the van inside the ~#FF0C~warehouse.
~#FF03~The van was destroyed.
~#FF03~You lost the van.
Kenny's WarehouseAt Kenny's Restaurant
New Blood
Recruit some new Triads for Kenny.
Fail to recruit any more men and Kenny will have lost too much face.
Recruit the ~#FF09~man.
You have left a ~#FF09~rookie gang member ~#FF00~behind. Leave him for too long and he will not join the Triads.
A rookie lost faith waiting for you to return and left.
You have enough rookies. Take them to the ~#FF0C~tattoo parlor.
You failed to save a rookie.
Watch out for ~#FF03~hoodlums ~#FF00~looking for revenge.
Save hapless ~#FF09~crime victims ~#FF00~from their attackers before their health bar depletes.
Save another ~#FF09~person ~#FF00~from their attackers.
Somebody else is in trouble. Help ~#FF09~them ~#FF00~before it's too late.
A potential ~#FF09~Triad rookie ~#FF00~is in trouble. Save them from their attackers.
Another potential ~#FF09~Triad rookie ~#FF00~is in trouble. Rescue them from their attackers.
Take these rookies to be tattooed - to show their loyalty.
There are not enough seats in this vehicle for all your rookies.
~#FF03~You lost too many rookies.
Victim
Tattoo Parlor
Enter the ~#FF0C~tattoo parlor.
Tattoo one of the new recruits: Follow the directional instructions by touching the screen.
Kill all of the ~#FF03~hoodlums.At Kenny's Warehouse
Arriving at the warehouse
Go to the Spanish Lords' compound.
Get into the warehouse compound.
Take out the guards and find a way out of the compound.
Take the van back to Kenny's warehouse.
~#FF00~Kenny wants you to steal from the Spanish Lords.
~#FF00~Go to the ~#FF0C~warehouse compound.
~#FF00~The storage van looks like an ideal target.
~#FF00~Get into the compound by unlocking the ~#FF0C~gate.
~#FF00~Steal the storage ~#FF09~van.
~#FF00~The ~#FF03~Spanish Lords ~#FF00~have spotted you.
~#FF00~The ~#FF03~Spanish Lords ~#FF00~have locked the gate. Take them out.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~van.
~#FF00~Get the van back to Kenny's ~#FF0C~warehouse.
~#FF00~The gate is open again. Get back in the ~#FF09~van.
~#FF00~The gate is open again. Take the van back to Kenny's ~#FF0C~warehouse.
~#FF00~The gate's open again, get the ~#FF09~van ~#FF00~out of there.
~#FF00~More Spanish Lords are coming to stop you.
~#FF00~Drive the van into Kenny's warehouse.
~#FF00~Get back to the ~#FF0C~warehouse ~#FF00~before the Spanish Lords remove the van.
~#FF03~The van was destroyed.
~#FF03~The van was removed.
~#FF00~Warehouse
~#FF00~Kenny's WarehouseAt Kenny's Warehouse
At the store
~#FF00~Go to the store.
~#FF00~Form barricades across the road.
~#FF00~Prevent the Spanish Lords firebombing the store.
~#FF00~Store
~#FF00~Get to the ~#FF0C~store ~#FF00~before the Spanish Lords.
~#FF00~Park vehicles in the ~#FF0C~barricade positions.
~#FF00~Don't leave the store or they will firebomb it.
~#FF00~The ~#FF03~Spanish Lords ~#FF00~have arrived. Defend the store.
~#FF00~More ~#FF03~Spanish Lords ~#FF00~are here. Take them out.
~#FF00~Get rid of the remaining ~#FF03~Spanish Lords.
~#FF00~Store damage
~#FF00~A molotov has struck the store you are defending.
~#FF00~One more molotov strike will critically damage to the store.
~#FF00~Hurry up and get to the ~#FF0C~store.
~#FF00~They intend to firebomb a store under Kenny's protection. Stop them.
~#FF03~Spanish Lords ~#FF00~are approaching the South end of the street. Take them out.
~#FF00~You'll need a weapon to defend the store. Search the ~#FF06~dumpster.
~#FF00~Hurry up. Search the ~#FF06~dumpster.
~#FF00~The barricades are complete. Exit your vehicle.
~#FF00~Park a vehicle in the remaining ~#FF0C~barricade position.
~#FF00~Hurry up. Form the barricades.
~#FF03~You abandoned the store allowing the Spanish Lords to firebomb it.
~#FF03~The Spanish Lords firebombed the store.
~#FF03~You didn't reach the store in time.At Kenny's Warehouse
Protect Kenny's merchandise from the Spanish Lords.
Protect Kenny's ~#FF09~merchandise ~#FF00~and take out the ~#FF03~Spanish Lords.
Don't leave Kenny's ~#FF09~merchandise ~#FF00~unprotected.
Merchandise
~#FF03~The merchandise was destroyed.
Follow the Spanish Lord's helicopter.
The Spanish Lords are fleeing. Follow the ~#FF03~helicopter.
Don't let the ~#FF03~helicopter ~#FF00~get away.
~#FF03~The helicopter got away.
Spanish Lord's Warehouse Discovered.~#FF09~Ling~#FF00~~n~Slick moves, rich kid. C'mon, let's get out of here.
Vehicles automatically align to roads. This can be changed by toggling Steering Assist in the System Settings.
The ~#FF09~~#FF19~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows the location of the nearest Pay 'n' Spray.
Park in a Pay 'n' Spray to clear your wanted level and repair and respray your vehicle.
The charge for a Pay 'n' Spray is usually $200 but this time Ling's paying.
The Brief in your PDA keeps a log of objectives and recent messages. Refer to the Brief if you forget what you should be doing.
You have disabled a cop car. Take out one more to make your wanted level stars dim.
The radar will remain blue when you are hidden from the cops. Hiding will help you lose your wanted level.
The location of Kenny's team has been added to your GPS's Points of Interest.
At Kenny's Restaurant
Meeting Ling
At Huang's place
~#FF00~Take Kenny's car and check on his crew.
~#FF00~Don't get busted by the police.
~#FF00~Drive Ling to your apartment.
~#FF00~Kenny's Crew
~#FF00~Apartment
~#FF00~Kenny's Car
~#FF00~Get in ~#FF09~Kenny's car.
~#FF00~Drive to ~#FF0C~Kenny's crew.
~#FF00~Get back in ~#FF09~Kenny's car.
~#FF00~Lose your wanted level.
~#FF00~Go back to your ~#FF0C~apartment.
~#FF00~The cops are back on your tail. Lose them.
~#FF03~Kenny's car was destroyed.
~#FF03~Ling is dead!At Kenny's Restaurant
Street thug's hangout
~#FF00~Find Ling's killers.
~#FF00~Take revenge on Ling's killers.
~#FF00~Go to the gang's ~#FF0C~hangout.
~#FF00~Get out of the vehicle.
~#FF00~Chase the ~#FF03~gang member ~#FF00~back to his friends.
~#FF00~Don't lose the ~#FF03~gang member.
~#FF00~Take out all the ~#FF03~gang members.
~#FF00~Don't let the ~#FF03~gang leader ~#FF00~escape.
~#FF00~The ~#FF03~gang leader ~#FF00~is getting away.
~#FF03~You didn't find the rest of the gang.
~#FF03~You lost the gang member.
Gang HouseAt Kenny's Restaurant
~#FF00~Steal all three cars and deliver them to the garage.
~#FF00~Get all three ~#FF09~cars ~#FF00~to the garage by ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~car.
~#FF00~Deliver this car to the ~#FF0C~garage.
~#FF00~Drive the car into the ~#FF0C~garage.
~#FF00~Steal either of the two remaining ~#FF09~cars.
~#FF00~Steal the last ~#FF09~car.
~#FF03~You ran out of time.
~#FF03~The car was destroyed.
~#FF00~Time Left
Fast Car
Garage
~#FF00~Hurry. Only one hour to go.
~#FF00~Hurry up. Only half an hour remains.~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Come on you piece of shit!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Stop screwing me around!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~For fuck's sake!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Lousy piece of ... COME ON!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I might as well swim!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That's it! Yeah! Good boat! Gooood boat!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Yeah! That's how it's done!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Don't break down again, stupid piece of shit!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Don't give me anymore shit, boat!
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~You in the boat... Cut your engine!
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~Prepare to be boarded!
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~We need to check your cargo.
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~Hey! Where're you going?
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~HALT! ...Come back here!
~#FF09~Coast Guard~#FF00~~n~When we catch you, you're gonna ride the Teaser!
At the docks
At the exchange point
At Kenny's Warehouse
~#FF00~Rendezvous with the mobsters' boat.
~#FF00~Take the contraband back to Kenny's waterfront warehouse.
~#FF00~Get in the ~#FF09~boat.
~#FF00~Get to the mobsters' ~#FF09~rendezvous, ~#FF00~before they leave at ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~You've lost the Coast Guard. Take the contraband to the ~#FF0C~jetty.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~boat ~#FF00~containing the contraband.
~#FF00~The cops are patrolling ahead. Find another way to the ~#FF0C~jetty.
~#FF00~Try to avoid the Coast Guard ~#FF03~boats.
~#FF00~Get to the ~#FF09~boat ~#FF00~at the nearby jetty.
~#FF00~The ~#FF03~Coast Guard ~#FF00~have spotted you. Lose them.
~#FF00~The mobsters will leave in half an hour. Hurry up.
~#FF00~The cops have spotted you.
~#FF00~Boat
~#FF00~One hour remaining until the mobsters' boat leaves the rendezvous location.
~#FF00~The mobsters will have left the rendezvous location by ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.
~#FF03~The contraband was destroyed.
~#FF03~The Coast Guard found the mobsters' boat.
~#FF00~Kenny has left a boat for you at a jetty.
~#FF00~A Coast Guard ~#FF03~helicopter ~#FF00~has spotted you. Outrun it.
~#FF00~The helicopter has broken off its attack, in order to refuel.A meeting with Kenny
Setting out with Kenny
Changing Places
Confrontation with Hsin
~#FF00~Get to Hsin's residence.
Hsin's Residence
Protect Kenny as he drives to ~#FF0C~Hsin's residence.
Clear the ~#FF03~vehicles ~#FF00~that are blocking the way.
Get back to ~#FF09~Kenny's ~#FF00~truck.
Drive Kenny to ~#FF0C~Hsin's residence.
~#FF0C~Kenny~#FF00~~n~I'm lost. ...Bear with me Huang.
~#FF09~Kenny~#FF00~~n~You drive. I can't handle a stick shift.
~#FF03~Kenny is dead.
Hsin's sent a helicopter to take you down. Stay out of it's targeting reticule to avoid being hit.At the meeting place
At the train station
At the gang's safehouse
The Koreans take off
~#FF00~Tail that Korean gang member to see where he's going.
~#FF00~Don't let that Korean give you the slip.
~#FF00~Bug that Korean's car.
~#FF00~Keep him in sight by looking out for his distinctive umbrella.
~#FF00~Maintain visual contact with that ~#FF09~Korean ~#FF00~or you'll lose track of him.
~#FF00~Suspicion
~#FF00~That Korean has reached his destination: This must be the gang's main safe house.
~#FF00~Follow the ~#FF09~bug's signal.
~#FF00~Hurry up or you will lose the ~#FF09~signal.
~#FF00~Plant a bug on that Koreans' ~#FF0C~car ~#FF00~quickly.
~#FF00~The bug has been planted on that Koreans' car.
~#FF00~Hurry up and plant the bug.
~#FF00~If he stops to look around find a ~#FF0C~good place ~#FF00~to hide.
~#FF00~If he stops to look around he won't see you in a good hiding place, like behind this van.
~#FF00~The ~#FF09~bug's signal ~#FF00~updates intermittently. Don't lose it.
~#FF03~The Korean is dead.
~#FF03~The Korean spotted you.
~#FF03~You lost track of the Korean.
~#FF03~You didn't bug the Koreans' car.
~#FF00~Find cover.Meeting with Hsin's men
Vindication, for now...
Break into the Koreans' building.
Defend Hsin's men and the van.
Take the safe back to Hsin's garage.
Get in the ~#FF09~van.
Drive to the ~#FF0C~Koreans' building.
Plant the ~#FF0C~explosives ~#FF00~while Hsin's men guard the entrance.
Reverse the van up to ~#FF0C~the wall.
Get out of the van and guard the ~#FF0C~entrance.
Take the safe back to the ~#FF0C~garage.
Collect the ~#FF06~explosives.
Pick up the ~#FF06~explosives.
Get back in the ~#FF09~van.
More ~#FF03~Koreans ~#FF00~are attacking from the other side of the compound.
~#FF0C~Park ~#FF00~the van.
Take out the ~#FF03~Koreans ~#FF00~who are defending their building.
Watch out for more ~#FF03~Koreans ~#FF00~attacking.
Go to the ~#FF0C~garage.
Hsin's men have got the safe. Get back in the ~#FF09~van ~#FF00~and get out of there.
~#FF03~The van was destroyed.
Explosives
Koreans' Building
Garage
~#FF03~You killed one of Hsin's men.A meeting with Hsin...
The Koreans escape
Stop the arms deal and destroy the stock.
Go to the ~#FF0C~docks.
Stop the ~#FF03~arms deal.
Get on the ~#FF09~wet ski.
Get back on the ~#FF09~wet ski.
Get back in your ~#FF09~boat.
There are weapons on that ~#FF03~boat. ~#FF00~Destroy it.
The ~#FF03~boat ~#FF00~is too far away. You're going to lose it.
~#FF03~You lost the boat and the weapons.
DocksA meeting with Hsin...
Destroy the Koreans' base of operations.
Pick up the ~#FF06~briefcase ~#FF00~filled with explosives.
Blow up the ~#FF0C~Koreans' base of operations.
Blow the structure's ~#FF0C~weak points.
Detonate the main ~#FF0C~structure.
~#FF0C~Escape from the ~#FF00~wreckage.
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Badger
Ammu-Nation
Chun Woo
Father Derek
Mom
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Mr. E. Mann
A. Virus
Your Friend
Danny B.
U.S. State Dept.
Roxy
Peter File
FlyBoy
Ian Flamed
Liam B.
j_nutter08
P. Doctor
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Greenboy
Mark
Toshiko
EBankz Pro
Toni C.
Miles O.
Issac
Your Bank
Don
Uri
Al Garve
Nigel
Jack
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Illegal teen
Suzie Gaunt
Crink
Dr. Fun Bags
Vlad
Dick
Dr. Umbeppo
Bill
Mr. T. al Iban
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Friendly
Free
Smarts
Lonely guy
Jim
Badger
Badger
Badger
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trade.stats
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Touch ~#FF24~ at anytime to view the controls screen.
You have until 12:00 Tuesday to explore Liberty City
Get over to Kenny's before 22.30
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~#FF31~~#FF16~ Navigate
~#FF10~~#FF28~ Cancel
~#FF11~ Select
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~#FF03~MISSION FAILED
~#FF0C~MISSION PASSED
~#FF0C~$~#FEFE~
~#FF0C~~#FEFF~ +~#FEFE~
~#FF03~MISSION CANCELED
~#FF03~MISSION OVER
~#FF03~WASTED!
~#FF09~BUSTED!
SAVING...
SAVING
AUTO SAVING... COMPLETE
~#FF00~No way, man! I don't touch those!
~#FF00~New engine and paint job: $~#FEFE~
~#FF00~$~#FEFE~ to respray.
~#FF00~Respray is complimentary.
~#FF00~New engine and paint job.
~#FF00~I ain't doing a respray with all these cops around!
~#FF00~$~#FEFE~ to fit bomb.
~#FF00~Use the detonator to activate the bomb.
~#FF00~This vehicle already has a bomb fitted.
~#FF00~I ain't fitting a bomb with all these cops around. Lose the heat!
~#FF00~You can't leave this in your safehouse garage.
~#FF00~This is too big to take into the garage.
~#FF00~You paid $~#FEFE~ toll charge
~#FF00~You skipped through the toll gate. Watch out for cops!
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You unlocked 'Regeneration' - Your health will re-generate when low.
You unlocked 'Flame Retard' - You're now immune to fire.
You unlocked 'Big Pants' - You can now carry twice as many drugs.
You unlocked 'Marathon' - You can now run without tiring.
You unlocked 'Ammu-Discount' - All Ammu-Nation prices are discounted.
You unlocked 'Taxi Shield' - All taxis are now bullet-proof.
You unlocked 'Bullet Shield' - You now have double armor.
GO
Press 聾聣聴聲聬聟聢聾 to continue
~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
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East Island City
East Hook Bay
Firefly Island
Firefly Projects
Hove Beach
Meadow Hills
Meadows Park
Outlook Park
Rotterdam Hill
Schottler
South Slopes
Steinway
Willis
Boulevard
Chase Point
Fortside
Industrial
Little Bay
Northern Gardens
South Bohan
Castle Garden City
Castle Gardens
Chinatown
City Hall
Easton
East Holland
The Exchange
Fishmarket North
Fishmarket South
Hatton Gardens
Lancaster
Lancet
Little Italy
Lower Easton
The Meat Quarter
Middle Park
Middle Park East
Middle Park West
North Holland
Northwood
Presidents City
Purgatory
Star Junction
Suffolk
The Triangle
Varsity Heights
Westminster
Colony Island
Charge Island
Happiness Island
East Borough Bridge
Dukes Bay Bridge
Northwood Heights Bridge
Algonquin Bridge
Leaper's Bridge
Broker Bridge
Game Saved
Press ~#FF28~ to purchase this property.
~#FF0C~Location: ~#FF00~~#FEFF~
~#FF0C~Price: ~#FF00~$~#FEFE~
~#FF0C~Garage: ~#FF00~~#FEFF~
~#FF0C~Secluded: ~#FF00~~#FEFF~
Sign the deed to purchase this property. Mark the void box to quit.
You need $~#FEFE~ to buy this property.
Tap here to buy a hotdog for $5
You need $5 to buy a hotdog.
Tap here to buy some nuts for $3
You need $3 to buy some nuts.
~#FF0C~Congratulations!~n~~n~You won a gold medal!
~#FF0C~Congratulations!~n~~n~You won a silver medal!
~#FF0C~Congratulations!~n~~n~You won a bronze medal!
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~#FF0C~PAUSE
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+$~#FEFE~
-$~#FEFE~
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$~#FEFF~
: $
~#FF0C~Price: ~#FF03~$~#FEFE~
You don't have enough money. Touch here to exit.
~#FF2C~
Saving. Please do not power off the DS or remove the Game Card.
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Touch the primary attack button to detonate the car bomb.
~#FF0C~
~#FF00~~#FF31~ Select
~#FF00~~#FF10~ Cancel
~#FF00~~#FF11~ Accept
~#FF00~~#FF11~ Buy
~#FF0C~~#FEFE~
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Your health is represented by the green bar on the left of your radar.
Wearing body armor will protect you from some damage, while it lasts.
Your armor is represented by the blue bar on the right of your radar.
Some guns can be fired while in a car. Touch primary attack to perform a drive-by.
Use ~#FF14~ to change the direction you want the drive-by to shoot.
Bikes also allow you to shoot guns forwards, touch primary weapon
Wet skis also allow you to shoot guns forwards, touch primary attack.
Touch here to take the ~#FEFF~ and lose your ~#FEFF~
Touch the vehicle button to get into nearby boats.
The flashing ~#FF03~~#FF20~ ~#FF00~indicates that you have received an important Email. Touch the flashing ~#FF03~~#FF20~ ~#FF00~now to read it or touch ~#FF24~ to open your PDA.
You have unread important Emails. Touch ~#FF03~~#FF20~ ~#FF00~to read them.
The ~#FF0C~~#FF17~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows Kenny's location.
Visit the Liberty City Gun Club near Francis International Airport, if you want more firearms practice.
Hunt out Liberty City's street race circuit for more high speed thrills. Auto shops would be a good place to start looking.
You can now trade with drug dealers whenever you are not on a mission. Explore the city to find more dealers.
You can use molotovs, grenades, and other explosives to destroy the security cameras that the dealer mentioned.
Hold 聾聣聴聲聬聟聢聾 to run. You can only run for a short amount of time.
While on foot, double tap the virtual stick to re-center the camera behind you.
Touch and slide the primary attack icon to rotate the turret and release to fire the Rhino's cannon.
Touch the vehicle button to bail out at speed.
If you have the money you can buy more safehouses around the city. Look out for ~#FF09~~#FF1C~ ~#FF00~on your radar.
Touching accelerate and sliding to brake will make your boat or wet ski turn more quickly.
You can also throw molotovs and grenades while driving vehicles, though only at limited angles.
Flashbang grenades will temporarily stun anyone nearby, giving you breathing space during a fight.
Some bridges in Liberty have toll booths. Drive slowly past the kiosk to pay the $5 toll, and avoid attracting police attention.
Drive slowly past the kiosk to pay. The toll is $5.
Your order has been delivered to your apartment by Ammu-Nation's couriers. The ~#FF1B~ on your radar shows its location.
If you see an Ammu-Nation truck around the city you can hijack it to steal the contents. Be warned that the drivers are heavily armed.
Return to the auto merchant whenever you are not on a mission, to see what new imports he has for sale.
The auto merchant in BOABO has a new import in stock.
Congratulations, you achieved 100%!
All Transfender Invitational medals achieved. The auto merchant in BOABO has a new import in stock.
All S&M Grand Slam medals achieved. The auto merchant in BOABO has a new import in stock.
All Hi-Way Tire Tourney medals achieved. The auto merchant in BOABO has a new import in stock.
All Street Race medals achieved. The auto merchant in BOABO has a new import in stock.
All Time Trial medals achieved. The auto merchant in BOABO has a new import in stock.
The Spanish Lords' warehouse has been added to the PoI menu in your GPS. You can return there at any time to attempt to steal more of their goods.
Hijack the vans that gangs are using to move their drugs around the city to steal their contents.
Return to the tattoo parlor whenever you want to practice your inking skills and earn a little money.
Press the displayed button while moving to roll. This makes it harder for enemies to shoot you.
Dealers in Schottler trade Weed for the Yardies.
Dealers working for the Angels of Death sell Coke in Willis.
Ecstasy is heavily traded in Hove Beach by dealers with Russian Mafia links.
When you have the drugs Zhou wants, head to the ~#FF09~~#FF16~ ~#FF00~on your radar to hand them over.
You found the keys to Wilhelm's place in Meadow Hills.
Hijacked vans can only be opened at secluded safehouses.
A new weapon is now available for you to practice with at the Liberty City Gun Club.
Your radar shows the shortest legal route to your destination. It is not always the fastest.
While holding accelerate, slide your finger onto the brake button to use the handbrake.
If a cop sees you commit a crime you will get a wanted level, indicated by a yellow star.
The more stars you have, the harder the cops will try to take you down.
You can disable pursuing cop cars by causing them to crash, or by ramming them at speed.
As you shake off more cops, your wanted level stars will start to dim.
When you only have one lit wanted level star, hide. Try and make the chasing police lose sight of you.
Your radar will turn blue when the cops have lost sight of you.
Your radar will flash red and blue if a police officer can see you.
When the stars are flashing you have evaded the cops. Stay out of trouble to lose your wanted level completely.
Whilst moving against a low wall or car, touch the displayed button to vault over it.
To throw a molotov touch Huang and then move in the required direction, simply release to throw.
Keep contact with the screen and slide in a direction to change the aim and power of the throw.
The in-game arc shows roughly where your molotov will land, so you can better aim your throw.
Touch and slide the screen to aim your sights, press the highlighted button to toggle zoom mode and touch the rifle icon to fire.
The ~#FF09~~#FF1A~ ~#FF00~on your radar shows the location of the garage.
Cars you park in this garage will be fitted with a remote bomb for $500.
Your patient has flatlined! Touch the heart monitor until they are revived.
The Destroyer is armed with torpedoes. Touch primary attack to fire one.
Touch the primary attack and slide in the direction you want to spray the hose.
Touch Huang to start planting the explosives.
Throw a crate by moving the virtual stick in the required direction, press primary attack to throw the crate.
Touch here to trade with this dealer.
Touch here to restart~n~
Touch here to activate 'Trip Skip'.
Cut around the glowing line to remove the door. Don't stop cutting and watch your fuel level!
Walk to the chevrons to enter the taxi.
Touch anywhere along the top of the screen to hail available cabs in the area.
Press and hold the touch screen to skip journey.
Tap the touch screen to speed up.
Press and hold anywhere along the top of the screen to hail a vacant taxi.
The officers there will confiscate your weapons and drugs, and take a cash bribe to release you.
While in a vehicle, touch the displayed button to re-center the camera behind you.
Toggle Top Screen Health in the System Settings to display your health on both screens.
Warning! One or more cheats have been activated. Auto save has been disabled.
Purchase the download pack to play this rampage.
Purchase the download pack to play this encounter.
Swipe left or right to cycle through the menu.
Tap the tick to select.
Tap the cross to quit.
Tap the flag button to start.
Tap the target button to start.
Tap the dollar button to buy.
Tap anywhere to continue.
You can touch help boxes to clear them.
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Open the bomb casing.
Use the voltmeter to find the wire with the highest voltage, then cut it by swiping across the wire.
Touch a wire to read its voltage.
Swipe across a wire to cut it.
Smash the lock open and short out the wires by connecting them together.
Release the Korean gangbanger's vehicle from the tow truck.
Retrieve the sunken cargo.
Your boat's engine has stalled. Use the pull cord to restart it.
Attach the bomb.
Connect the bomb to the battery and starter motor.
Flip the switch to arm the bomb.
Repeat the arming sequence.
Assemble the sniper rifle.
Attach the bug to the car.
Extend the bug's aerial.
Push the switch to activate the bug.
Place the electronic stethoscope on the safe.
Rotate the dial slowly until the meter reaches its peak and enter the combination. Repeat this three times.
Choose a tool to use.
Smash the engine.
Puncture the coolant tank.
Cut the wires.
Drag the fish onto the radiator.
Do you want to swap weapons?
You already have this weapon.
ID
You found ~#FEFE~ x ~#FEFF~.
You found nothing
Cut away the panel to find hidden drugs. Any you can't carry will be stored at your safe house.
No sword, but a ledger showing deals with the Spanish Lords.
Tap the vehicle's window to smash it and escape!
Remove the trash bags to uncover the weapon.
Open the trunk, then empty the evidence onto the ground.
~#FF03~Out of fuel
~#FF03~You stopped cutting
Move some coke from your bag to the junkie's sports bag.
Touch the button to activate the lift.
Touch the lower screen to throw money into the basket.
Touch the wallet.
Open the wallet and search through it to find the ID.
Smash the lock to open the lift cage.
Remove the trash bags to search for items. Remember, Triad weapons can only be found in red dumpsters.
Remove the trash bags to search for items.
Use the matches to light the pile of evidence.
Turn the wheel to open the door and escape from the tank.
You found: ~#FEFF~
A Dildo
A Condom
A Fish
$10
A Boot
A Burger
A Hotdog
A Moldy Burger
A Moldy Hotdog
Cut away the panel to see if the sword, Yu Jian, has been hidden in the van.
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Car Park Panic
Alpha Mail Mauling
Sabre Strike Out
East Holland Heist
Chopper Chow Down
Tanker Take Down
Fear Factor-y
Back Passage Abuse
Varsity Vendetta
Terminal Velocity
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BOABO Burn-up
Eastern Equalizer
Northwood Flash
Industrial 'Hammer' GT
Burning Bridges
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Dukes and Hazards
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Challenge your opponent to an entire season of races. Choose from four different seasons, each with five races.
Steal the van, deliver it, and stash the cash. Sounds simple - but your opponent wants the same van and the same cash. Be careful, the more the van is damaged the less cash you get on delivery.
Team up with a friend to defend your base against attack from multiple waves of computer controlled enemies. If the enemy destroy your base's vehicles before the time expires ... you lose!
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miles
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MONEY
Riverfront Raid
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Star Junction Strike Down
Steinway Showdown
Bohan Bully
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Vigilante
Taxi Driver
Paramedic
Fire Fighter
Go-Kar-TT
Boulevard Boogie TT
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Dukes Dust Up TT
Fast Tracks
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Liberty City Gun Club
Excess Delivery
HoboTron
Rampage!
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Tattoo Parlor
Molotov Making
Warehouse Raid
Van Hijack
Highway Heat
Loose Exchange
Midtown Mayhem
East Side Escapade
Graveyard Groove
Dock Front Dash
Beach Blitz
Monument Mania
Home Run
Comet's Tail
Bohan Snake
Transfender Invitational
S&M Grand Slam
Hi-Way Tire Tourney
Schottler Sweep
Dukes Dynamo
Broker Open
Algonquin Auto-trial
Star Junction Circuit
Middle Park Motivator
Bohan Classic
Bohan Rally
Best Time
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Camera destroyed ~#FEFE~/~#FEFE~
USJs Complete ~#FEFE~/~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Take the van back to your nearest secluded ~#FF06~~#FF1C~ ~#FF00~to search it.
Press ~#FF28~ to try making Molotovs for $~#FEFE~
Press ~#FF28~ to make Molotovs
You need $~#FEFE~ to pay for gas.
Touch here to search the dumpster.
Congratulations, you have found one of the Lions of Fo, now complete the pair.
Well done, you have found the Lions of Fo and unlocked a new contact.
Patients
Rampage!
Riding Shotgun
Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~to display help for this application. Touch anywhere else to continue.
Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF22~ ~#FF00~to display help for that item. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~or anywhere else to exit help.
The Brief keeps a record of recent objectives and dialogue. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
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The Brief is organized into separate sections with an Overview. Touch the "+" or "-" icons to reveal or hide an Overview section. Touch and slide up or down to scroll the screen.
The radar acts as a shortcut to your PDA's GPS application. Tap the radar to access the GPS.
The flashing red email icon indicates that you have unread important emails. Touch the flashing icon to open your email application.
Kenny has given you the location of a dealer to sell the acid to. Touch the radar to access the GPS.
Selma
Giorgio
Tommy
Guy
Wilhelm
Alonso
Marcy
Cherie
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African American
Russian Mafia
Angels of Death
Irish American Killers
Mob
Midtown Gangsters
Spanish Lords
Yardies
Triads
African American
BARREL ROLL
TAKEDOWN
DOUBLE ROLL
BACKFLIP
2 WHEELS COMPLETED
JUMP
NEAR MISS X~#FEFE~
OVER JUMP
CAR SANDWICH
FULL SPIN
JUMP DISTANCE ~#FEFE~ft
NEAR MISS
African American
Irish American Killers
Huang Lee
Wu 'Kenny' Lee
Hsin Jaoming
Chan Jaoming
Zhou Ming
Wade Heston
The Mob
Rudy D'Avanzo
The Angels of Death
Lester
The Midtown Gangsters
Act 1
Act 2
Act 3
Ambient
Yu Jian
Under the Gun
Tricks of the Triad
Natural Burn Killer
Carpe 'Dime'
Recruitment Drive
Kenny Strikes Back
Store Wars
Copter Carnage
Pursuit Farce
Payback
The Wheelman
Missed the Boat?
Rat Race
Pimp His Ride
Whack the Racers
Jackin' Chan
Raw Deal
Trail Blazer
Sa-Boat-Age
The Offshore Offload
Counterfeit Gangster
By Myriads of Swords
One Shot, One Kill
Slaying With Fire
Clear the Pier
Clear the Pier
Stealing the Show
Bomb Disposal
Driven to Destruction
Flatliner
Dragon Haul Z
The Fandom Menace
So Near, Yet Sonar
Cash & Burn
Hit from the Tong
The Tow Job
Weapons of Mass Distraction
The Tail Bagging the Dogs
Street of Rage
Scrambled
Torpedo Run
Evidence Dash
Operation Northwood
Wi-Find
Salt in the Wound
Salt in the Wound
Grave Situation
Steal the Wheels
Oversights
The World's a Stooge
Double Trouble
Faster Pusher Man! Sell! Sell!
See No Evil
Convoy Conflict
A Shadow of Doubt
Friend or Foe?
Arms Out of Harm's Way
The Wages of Hsin
A Rude Awakening
Xin
Deadly Xin
Xin of the Father
It's a bust!
You can't carry any more drugs.
You don't have enough cash.
Price
Gang added to turf map: ~#FEFF~
You need $~#FEFE~ more cash.
You need ~#FEFE~ more ~#FEFF~.
Rob
Zephan
Danny
Adam
Winston
Bone
Markoolio
Andy
Clay
Lars
Borris
Cazza
Ivan
Clucky
Zubair
Jamal
McSchnurke
Lee
Liam
Long-Yang
FatLad
Tosh
Cheaves
Decjuan
El Burro
Edmundo
Chung-Hee
Jung-Su
Osama
Shimmer
Stephko
Fu-Kang
Wu-Chi
Darius
Schroeder
Zizero
Lez
Eddie
Big B.
Trone
Jorge
Dayton
Hobel
Bison
Ash
Webby
Broko
Wormhead
Pingu
Wobbler
MC Krazy
Matze
Jahir
Josh
Luke
Mike
Daniel
Posch
Stiggy
Macca
Goober
Caleb
Ben
Joe
Langley
Samwise
Lance
Chewy
Spaz
Vicini
Tinto
RP
Xun
Ricci
Jack
Tuck
Kwan
El Mezzerino
Serge
Hyun-Su
Sean
Weed
This medicinal herb and religious sacrament has wafted down through time on a tendril of arcane smoke from prehistory, so that users can chill out and learn to play the sitar.
Downers
This powerful hypnotic agent kills anxiety dead in its tracks. It could even help the user sleep their way into believing the American dream.
Ecstasy
The user will get loved up, grinning, gurning and dancing their tits off, until paranoia, anxiety and confusion tell them to get the hell home.
Acid
These get the user turned on and tuned in, taking them on a flashback trip to the psychedelic 60's ...they'll hear the color and see the smell of their own vomit. Trippy man!
Heroin
The user will feel the initial powerful rush, then slide down the slick warm walls of oblivion... forever. The methadone queue just got longer.
Coke
Taking this, the user will walk the line with the Vinewood stars; partying like a God with their new best friend... to the exclusion of all else.
Depressants
Hallucinogens
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~#FEF1~What d'ya wanna buy?
~#FEF1~I've got all kinds of illegal shit here.
~#FEF1~Ain't nobody's business what we buy and sell.
~#FEF1~Like what you see? None of this is free.
~#FEF1~This is all my own personal shit.
~#FEF1~You looking? I'm selling.
~#FEF1~That's some good shit right there.
~#FEF1~I just stole all of this, so it's all profit to me.
~#FEF1~How much you need?
~#FEF1~I don't do free samples.
~#FEF1~No buy - no touch, okay?
~#FEF1~I ain't cut none of that. Honest.
~#FEF1~If you don't got euros I'll take dollars.
~#FEF1~That shit's coming back in fashion, big-time.
~#FEF1~Get it while it's hot.
~#FEF1~You want it so bad. You're hurtin', huh?
~#FEF1~What d'ya wanna sell?
~#FEF1~What you got for me?
~#FEF1~Show me what you got.
~#FEF1~I pay top dollar for good shit.
~#FEF1~This is a buyer's market you know.
~#FEF1~Okay. Let's get this deal done.
~#FEF1~Let's get to business.
~#FEF1~Now, that's what I'm talking about.
~#FEF1~How much d'ya wanna sell?
~#FEF1~If that shit's pure I'll give you a good price.
~#FEF1~I'm interested...
~#FEF1~I'll take that off your hands.
~#FEF1~I'll take whatever you don't want.
~#FEF1~Times are good. I'm buying, buying, buying!
~#FEF1~I'll take it all. I gotta get free samples to the schoolyard.
~#FEF1~I can use all of that.
~#FEF1~Dealers are a good information source for street prices.
~#FEF1~Some drugs are easier to find in gang controlled areas.
~#FEF1~Your PDA should email you your daily dealing performance.
~#FEF1~Dealers like to send 'trophies' to standout traders.
~#FEF1~Steal gang vans: They usually contain hidden drugs.
~#FEF1~Man, I hate donut signs. Gonna smash 'em all in my car...
~#FEF1~Big Bro' gotta go! Blow up the city's security cameras.
~#FEF1~Need money? Jump in a Dragon Wagon and deliver noodles.
~#FEF1~Steinway cemetery is just one motorbike playground...
~#FEF1~Alpha Mail in Bohan are looking for new couriers.
~#FEF1~The Time Trial vehicles at public parks are great fun.
~#FEF1~Vigilantes use a cop car's computer to hit city crime.
Trade Tips
~#FEF1~I'm looking for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ , man. I'll give you a good price, you know me.
~#FEF1~I'm in the market for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. You know you'll get a good price from me man.
~#FEF1~Man, I need some ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ like yesterday, brother. I'm ready to spend serious dough on it too.
~#FEF1~If you can get me some ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ real soon, I'll fill your wallet good, man.
~#FEF1~I can't get enough ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. My regular supplier's screwing me, man - and I'm paying good prices too.
~#FEF1~I've got a cheap shipment of ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ if you're interested, dude.
~#FEF1~If you need some ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ I can fill your order - and I ain't charging the earth neither.
~#FEF1~I've gotta get rid of a shit load of ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. I'll give you a great price brother.
~#FEF1~I've got to move this ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ real quick - and my prices are to kill for. Are you interested?
~#FEF1~My supplier dropped off way too much ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. I can knock it out to you at next to nothing. What do you say?
~#FEF1~I heard a dealer is paying a good price for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ over in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ .
~#FEF1~A dealer is paying high for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. Get over to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~There's a dealer looking for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ over in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ - and he's willing to pay good money.
~#FEF1~There's a dealer willing to part with serious cash for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ .
~#FEF1~A dealer is crazy for ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, and he's got money to burn. If I were you I'd get over to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~.
~#FEF1~I hear there's a dealer selling ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ real cheap in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ .
~#FEF1~I get ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ cheap, from a dealer in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. Maybe he'll cut you the same deal.
~#FEF1~Look up the dealer selling ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ if you're ever in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~. He's practically giving it away.
~#FEF1~There's a bent cop moving ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ in ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ at real low prices.
~#FEF1~There's a guy selling ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ like it's never coming back in fashion. I'd take a stack of cash over to ~#FF00~~#FEFF~, if I were you.
You earned the 'Jeweled Bong' trade reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
You earned the 'Diamond Pill Box' trade reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
You earned the 'Platinum Syringe' trade reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
You earned the 'Silver Safe' trade reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
You earned the 'Wooden Spoon' trade reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
You earned the 'Golden Binoculars' trade reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
You earned the 'Titanium Briefcase' trade reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
You earned the 'Jeweled key to the City' reward! It has been delivered to your safehouse.
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Medium value
High value
The dealer got spooked by the cops.
The dealer was injured and ran.
You can't hold any more drugs in your stash.
Admiral
Blista
Dukes
Polmav
Noose Enforcer
Buccaneer
Fire Truck
Rhino
Ambulance
Burrito
Flatbed
Speeder
Angel
Cabbie
Hellenbach
Tanker
Banshee
Comet
Police Patrol
Yankee
Turismo
Cognoscenti
Chavos
Cavalcade
Cavalcade FXT
Bobcat
Recovery
Formula R
Resolution X
MK GT9
500 XLR8
Style SR
Cityscape
Bulldozer
FIB Rancher
Reefer
Coast Guard Dinghy
Coast Guard Launch
Destroyer
Dinghy
Bus
Resolution X
Gumshoe
Wet Ski
Cruiser
Defender
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Go Kart
Yankee
Yankee
Yankee
Yankee
Yankee
Infernus
Patriot
Sabre GT
Stallion
Sultan
Peyote
Ingot
Perennial
Hearse
Limo
Admiral
Banshee
Burrito
Burrito
Angel
Bobcat
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Burrito
Chavos
Cognoscenti
Comet
Turismo
Dukes
Cavalcade FXT
Hellenbach
Manana
NRG 900
Alphamail
Angel
Baggage Handler
Chopper
Voodoo
Sparrow
Zhouboat
Angel
Sanchez
Jetmax
Dragon Wagon
Cognoscenti
Recovery
Burrito
Higmav
Fists
Nightstick
Baseball bat
Sword
Chainsaw
Pistol
Revolver
Twin pistols
Micro SMG
SMG
Shotgun
Stubby shotgun
Double barreled shotgun
Assault Rifle
Carbine Rifle
Minigun
Flame thrower
RPG
Sniper rifle
Teaser
Grenades
Molotovs
Flashbangs
Proximity mines
None
Detonator
Armor
NO WEAPONSGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTGXTAt the Cemetery
Departing the Cemetery
~#FF00~The Messinas have found D'Avanzo.
~#FF00~Escape from the graveyard and keep D'Avanzo alive.
~#FF09~D'Avanzo ~#FF00~is in trouble.
D'Avanzo
~#FF00~Help ~#FF09~D'Avanzo ~#FF00~escape ~#FF03~Capra's ~#FF00~ambush.
~#FF00~Meet ~#FF09~D'Avanzo ~#FF00~at the exit.
~#FF03~D'Avanzo is dead.A meeting with D'Avanzo
Rendezvous with D'Avanzo
Steal Jimmy Capra's car. Hidden inside is a digital recorder proving Capra's an FIB rat.
Get the car back to D'Avanzo so he can find that recorder.
Messina's Compound
D'Avanzo
Go to Messina's ~#FF0C~compound.
Get into the compound and steal the ~#FF09~car.
Get in the ~#FF09~car.
Leave the ~#FF0C~compound.
Deliver the car to ~#FF0C~D'Avanzo.
Deliver the car to ~#FF0C~D'Avanzo ~#FF00~and watch out for Messina's enforcers.
Get back in the ~#FF09~car.
~#FF03~The car was destroyed.A meeting with D'Avanzo
D'Avanzo's Plan
D'Avanzo's meeting with Capra
Protect D'Avanzo: escort him to his meeting with Capra.
D'Avanzo is meeting Capra alone - watch over from the rooftop with the rifle in case he's ambushed.
D'Avanzo's been ambushed. Protect him - take out Capra's men.
Get in the ~#FF09~car ~#FF00~with D'Avanzo.
Get back in the ~#FF09~car.
Take D'Avanzo to the ~#FF0C~meeting ~#FF00~with Capra.
Go along the rooftops and collect the ~#FF06~sniper rifle.
Protect ~#FF09~D'Avanzo ~#FF00~and take out ~#FF03~Capra's hitmen.
Climb the ~#FF0C~stairs ~#FF00~to access the rooftop.
Break into the ~#FF0C~compound.
D'Avanzo
~#FF03~D'Avanzo is dead.
~#FF00~Meeting LocationA meeting with D'Avanzo
Whack D'Avanzo's three rats.
Find one of D'Avanzo's ~#FF0C~rats.
Take down D'Avanzo's ~#FF03~rat. ~#FF00~Watch out for his bodyguards.
The ~#FF03~rat ~#FF00~is escaping.
The ~#FF03~rat ~#FF00~is getting away.
The rat is dead. Locate another ~#FF0C~rat.
The rat is dead. Sniff out the last ~#FF0C~rat.
~#FF03~You lost the rat.
~#FF00~D'Avanzo's RatChoose how much you want to spend on gas.
You don't have enough money.
This time your gas purchase is free.
Fill as many bottles as you can, until you run out of gas.
~#FF03~OUT OF GAS
~#FF03~FINISHED
Molotovs assembled.
You can't carry anymore Molotovs.
YOU QUIT
~#FF00~x~#FEFE~
~#FF03~x~#FEFE~You pulverized ~#FEFF~ with your bare hands.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~'s Kung-Fu is stronger than yours.
You beat ~#FEFF~ with your nightstick.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ gave you a nightstick enema.
You pulverized ~#FEFF~ with your baseball bat.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ scored a home run with your head.
You disemboweled ~#FEFF~ with your sword.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ showed you the finer points of fencing.
You minced ~#FEFF~ with your chainsaw.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ tore you apart with a chainsaw.
You took down ~#FEFF~ with your pistol.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ wasted you with a pistol.
You gave ~#FEFF~ two bullets for the price of one with your dual pistols.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ showed you how they handle dual pistols.
You shot ~#FEFF~ with your revolver, and made your day.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ ruined your day with a revolver.
You riddled ~#FEFF~ with bullets from your micro SMG.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ ripped you apart with a micro SMG.
You hit ~#FEFF~ with a full clip from your SMG.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ emptied an SMG into you.
You blasted ~#FEFF~ with your shotgun.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ blasted you with a shotgun.
You gave ~#FEFF~ a face full of buckshot with your stubby shotgun.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~'s stubby shotgun spattered your face with buckshot.
You blasted ~#FEFF~ with both barrels from your double-barreled shotgun.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ blasted you with both barrels of a double-barreled shotgun.
You wiped out ~#FEFF~ with your assault rifle.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ wiped you out with an assault rifle.
You took out ~#FEFF~ with your carbine.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ took you out with a carbine.
You shredded ~#FEFF~ with your minigun.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ shredded you with a minigun.
You roasted ~#FEFF~ with your flamethrower.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ toasted you with a flamethrower.
You blew away ~#FEFF~ with your rocket launcher.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ sent you into orbit with a rocket launcher.
You fried ~#FEFF~ to death with your 'non-lethal' Teaser.
~#FF03~You rode ~#FEFF~'s 'non-lethal' Teaser to deadsville.
You fragged ~#FEFF~ with a grenade.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ fragged you with a grenade.
You incinerated ~#FEFF~ with your Molotov.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ gave you an explosive cocktail.
~#FEFF~ failed to spot your proximity mine.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ surprised you with a proximity mine.
You turned ~#FEFF~ into roadkill.
~#FF03~~#FEFF~ used you as a hood ornament.
~#FF03~You became another accident statistic.
~#FEFF~ jaywalked to the morgue.
~#FF03~You got smoked in an explosion.
~#FEFF~ was obliterated in an explosion.
~#FF03~Remember: Grenades are not toys.
~#FEFF~ couldn't get the pin back into a grenade.
~#FF03~You forgot rocket launchers need a lot of room when fired.
~#FEFF~ got caught in his own rocket's blast radius.
~#FF03~You forgot where you'd planted your proximity mine.
~#FEFF~ got careless with a proximity mine.
~#FF03~You drowned.
~#FEFF~ is sleeping with the fishes.
~#FF03~You're toast.
~#FEFF~ was incinerated.
~#FF03~You were wasted by the enemy.
~#FEFF~ Was wasted by the enemy.
~#FF03~LCPD finally took you down.
~#FEFF~ was wasted by the cops.
You grabbed $~#FEFE~ of the stash cash.
~#FEFF~ grabbed $~#FEFE~ cash.
~#FF00~A vehicle has been destroyed.
~#FF00~Capture the enemy area.
~#FF00~Destroy the enemy gang ~#FF03~assets ~#FF00~to capture the area.
~#FF00~Enemy area captured. Now go to the next ~#FF03~area.
~#FF00~You lost an area. Defend the next ~#FF09~area.
~#FF00~Defend your gang ~#FF09~assets.
~#FF00~Plant the bomb in the ~#FF0C~halo ~#FF00~to destroy the enemy base.
Stay inside the ~#FF03~halo ~#FF00~until the timer expires to plant the bomb.
Bomb
Assets
Targets
Vehicles
Stop the enemy from destroying your ~#FF0C~base ~#FF00~with a bomb.Alpha Mail
Liberty State Delivery
Package
Delivery point
Collect and deliver all packages to their destinations.
Collect and deliver the packages as quickly as possible.
Beware of rival couriers who are attempting to hijack the deliveries.
Collect the ~#FF06~package.
Deliver the package to the ~#FF0C~destination.
The ~#FF06~package ~#FF00~is in the open, grab it!
Now head for the ~#FF0C~drop-off ~#FF00~point.
Package successfully delivered!
Get back in the ~#FF09~delivery van.~#FF00~
New record time for deliveries!
Time: ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~
Time: ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~
Gold medal awarded.
Silver medal awarded.
Make all five deliveries for gold.
Bronze medal awarded.
Make four deliveries for silver.
You failed to earn a medal.
Make three deliveries for bronze.
A ~#FF03~rival ~#FF00~has obtained the package.
A ~#FF03~rival courier ~#FF00~made the delivery.
Watch out, your van is almost wrecked!
~#FF03~You failed to deliver enough packages.
~#FF03~Your delivery van was destroyed.
You took too long to make the delivery.
Collect the next ~#FF06~package.
A henchman will aid you on this mission.
~#FF00~Repair your van at a Pay 'n' Spray.Pick up a ~#FF09~patient.
The patient has been saved. Pick up ~#FF09~another.
Take the patient to the ~#FF0C~hospital.
The patient has died. Pick up another ~#FF09~patient.
The ambulance radio is out of range. Get closer to the ~#FF0C~hospital.
Stop next to a ~#FF09~patient ~#FF00~to pick them up.
The patient has flatlined!
The patient needs to be resuscitated before they can enter the hospital.
~#FF03~You left the ambulance.
~#FF03~Your ambulance is trashed.
~#FF0C~PATIENTS COMPLETE
~#FF0C~Wave ~#FEFE~ of ~#FEFE~ : ~#FEFE~% save rate.
~#FF00~Patient
~#FF00~Hospital
The patient has been saved. Pick up the remaining ~#FF09~patient.
The patient has died. Pick up the remaining ~#FF09~patient.
Get back into the ~#FF09~ambulance. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ seconds.
Get back into the ~#FF09~ambulance. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ second.Collect all of the markers in the quickest time.
~#FF03~3
~#FF0C~2
~#FF06~1
GO
Return to your ~#FF09~vehicle. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ seconds.
Return to your ~#FF09~vehicle. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ second.
Time Elapsed
Target Time
Collected
Current best time : ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Beat ~#FF0C~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ ~#FF00~for gold medal.
Beat ~#FF0C~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ ~#FF00~for silver medal.
Beat ~#FF0C~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ ~#FF00~for bronze medal.
~#FF0C~Final time
~#FF0C~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
~#FF03~Final time
~#FF03~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
New Best Time
~#FF03~Your vehicle is trashed.
~#FF03~You took too long to complete the course.
~#FF03~You left your vehicle for too long.$~#FEFE~
FREE
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http://www.ammunation.net/~#FEFF~
Index
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars
Purchase Full Game
These are only a few of the story missions in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars. Purchase the full game now and get:
~#FF06~~#FF18~~#FF00~60 high octane story missions~n~~#FF06~~#FF18~~#FF00~Over 90 pulse-pounding side missions and activities~n~~#FF06~~#FF18~~#FF00~Over 25 unique touch-screen mini-games~n~~#FF06~~#FF18~~#FF00~Make your millions dealing hardcore drugs on Liberty City's mean streets
Touch here to purchase the full game.
Controls
Purchase
Move/Run
Punch/Shoot
Action
Fly Kick
Pause
Steer Left/Right
Accelerate
Brake
Enter/Exit Car
~#FF03~On Foot
~#FF03~In Vehicle
Buy Now
Multiplayer
Map
Load Game
Save Game
New Game
Delete Save
ON
OFF
Profit/Loss
Trade Stats
Trade Tips
No Trade Tips available.
Inventory
Return to Desktop
Empty Slot
Unknown
Commodities
Rare Commodities
Vehicles
Weapons
Commodities you currently have in stock
Rare commodities collected
Vehicles currently stored in a safehouse garage
Weapons currently owned
Weapon Description Placeholder
Vehicle Description Placeholder
Music Volume
SFX Volume
Brightness
Control Configuration
Help Tips
Subtitles
Steering Assist
Hide Radar
Hide Health
World GPS
Flip L Button/R Button on foot
Auto Switch Weapons
Auto Save
SELECT SLOT
Starting a new game with auto save enabled automatically stores your progression through the game.~n~~n~Do you want to enable auto save?
Your auto save has been set up. You can disable it at any time in the settings menu.
Do you want to enable auto save?
The progress stored in this save slot will be overwritten the next time the game auto saves. Choose accept to confirm, or cancel to disable auto save and continue.
Save data corrupt or invalid. All saved data will now be lost.
Are you sure you want to overwrite the current save game slot?
Are you sure you want to save to the current save game slot?
Are you sure you want to delete the current save game slot?
You can't delete an empty save slot.
You can't load an empty save slot.
Are you sure you want to load the current save game slot? Any unsaved progress will be lost.
Are you sure you want to create a new game? Any unsaved progress will be lost.
You can't save your game while on a mission.
Save Complete.
Save Failed.
You have no items in your inventory.
No safehouses available.
~#FF0C~Garage:
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Warning
Please Wait...
Notice
Feature currently unavailable.
New application features installing.
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Warning! One or more cheats have been activated. This may affect your save game. It is recommended that you do not save this game.
ft
Profit
Ticklah: Dub
Deadmau5: Electronic
Alchemist: Hip Hop
Truth & Soul: Jazz/Funk
Level Replay
Taxi
You have insufficient money to reach your destination. Select another destination.
Do you want to take the taxi to ~#FEFF~ for a cost of $~#FEFF~?
Fare:
Turf Map
Primary Supply
Preferred Purchase
X
Profit:
Loss:
Rampage
Rampage ~#FEFE~
Prairie Cartel: Rock
Vehicle Camera Look Ahead
Nintendo WFC Trading requires auto save to be enabled.
Radio off.
Trade.stats Subscription
Are you sure you to want unsubscribe from Trade.stats emails?
Are you sure you want to subscribe to Trade.stats emails?
Unsubscribe
Subscribe
Auto Reverse Vehicle Camera
Auto Drive-By
Animate Cutscene Text
Rotating Radar
Multi-Card Play Trading requires auto save to be enabled.
Email (~#FEFE~)
Sync Stats
Log Off
Control Layout
Touch here to plot GPS route.
Touch here to plot GPS route to the middle of the turf.
~#FF11~ GPS
Trade Info : ~#FEFF~
~#FEFE~%
Analog Driving
HUD Opacity
Swap Accelerate/Brake
Inbox: ~#FEFF~
All
No data currently available.
Desktop
Touch a trade tip to set a GPS route.
Time:
Date:
Location:
Money:
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Concluding Content
Continue Huang's story and unlock even more amazing game play
Pursue to its dramatic conclusion, Huang Lee's quest to avenge his murdered father, and recover his family's stolen honor. With Huang's allies and enemies alike vying for a piece of him, the outcome to his adventure is far from certain. Only you can determine the outcome.
+ 33 further story missions.~n~+ 16 screwball random encounters.~n~+ 30 out of control Rampages.
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Features:
-$~#FEFF~
Preferred Radio Station
You have no emails selected.
PDA Theme
Badger
Sprunk
Tw@
Purple
Orange
Blue
Add to Favourites
Remove from Favorites
Change Color
Adjustable HUD
Controller Config
Restore Defaults
Change Mode
Save
Cancel
Drag the buttons to reposition them. Double tap the buttons to scale them.
Driving Controls
On Foot Controls
In Menu
Move
Run
Roll/Vault
Enter Vehicle
(Hold For Taxi)
Attack
Drive-By
Switch Targets/Focus Cam Behind
Switch Targets
Projectiles
Position Camera Behind Player
Change Radio Station
Lock Target
Weapon Select (Up)
Switch Weapons
(Left, Right)
GPS (Up)
Weapon Select
PDA Menu
Flying Kick: Hold Left button and press A button
Steering
Exit Vehicle
Horn/Siren (Down)
Accelerate
Brake/Reverse
Hand Brake
Navigation
Activate Help
Toggle Between Help
Back
Select
Toggle Action Bar
Interact
Throw Projectile (Hold)
Flying Kick
Exit
You can't save at your safehouse while on a mission.
You can't replay passed missions while on a mission.
The Desktop gives you access to every Application on your PDA. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
Use your Email to keep in touch with contacts and stay up to date with current affairs. NOTE: Some Emails will be automatically deleted when no longer applicable. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
The Stats Application lists your in-game achievements. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
View and change your Radio preferences in this application. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
Access game settings and manage your game data from the System Menu. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
View and change your game Settings in this application. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
This is your Safehouse, where you can rest and save your game progress. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
You can quickly access your Trade Info applications by touching ~#FF2A~.
You can quickly access your Trade Info applications by touching ~#FF2A~.
This application shows your Trading progress in easy to read graphs. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
Active Trade Tips you receive will be shown on this screen. More applications that keep track of your trading progress are available on the Options Bar. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
This chart is a percentage comparison of the drug types that you have traded. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
This graph shows the financial results of your last week of trading. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
This application shows what drugs you have safely stashed in your apartment and what drugs you are carrying with you. Touching a drug will give you more information. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
This application shows gang locations along with their drug supply and demand preferences. Touch ~#FF0C~~#FF21~ ~#FF00~for more help or anywhere else to continue.
Dealer locations for active Trade Tips are automatically added to the Contacts section of your GPS. Trade Tips displayed in red signify they are about to expire.
Select items to trade. Select the ready button on the widget bar when ready to trade.
This is the scroll bar. Touch it and slide up or down to scroll.~n~ ~n~TIP: You can also touch and slide up or down on the lower screen without using the scroll bar.
This is your PDA desktop and Application icons. Swipe left or right to browse through them and touch the middle Application icon to open it. Touch ~#FF25~ to exit.
These are your Shortcuts that also appear on the HUD in game for quick access to various Applications.~n~~n~TIP: You can customize these shortcuts by touching and holding the middle Application icon momentarily before sliding it on top of an existing shortcut to replace it.
These are your Emails. The associated mail icon indicates read, unread and important Emails. Tap an Email to open it.~n~ ~n~TIP: You can also swipe right on an Email to open it.
This is the Filter button for filtering your Inbox so you can choose to view Emails from a single sender.
This is the main body of an Email. Large Emails can be scrolled by sliding the screen up or down.~n~ ~n~TIP: You can swipe left to quickly return to your Inbox.
This is the Filter List. Touch a sender in the list to filter out all Emails from other senders. Touching "All" from the list will cancel the filter.
This is your Contacts list. Touch a Contact to display their details.
Touch this Basket button to review items you have just ordered and checkout.
This is a list of weapon Categories. Touch and slide up or down to scroll the list. Touch a Category to open it.
This is a list of the weapons within this category. Special offer items are marked with a '$' symbol.~n~ ~n~TIP: Some weapons are only available to "Fully Cocked" customers with an account upgrade.
Touch the associated price button to add the weapon to your Basket, provided you have enough money and it is currently in stock. Your current funds will be displayed.~n~ ~n~TIP: You can purchase more ammo by adding extra quantities of the same weapon to your Basket.
This is a summary of all the items you have currently added to your Basket. You can remove items from the Basket by touching the associated "X" icon. Touch the Checkout button to order these weapons for the price shown.
The map can be moved by touching and sliding in any direction.
Touching this button will center the map on your current position or your GPS destination.
Touch this icon to access a list of all the "Safehouses" in the city, including ones you haven't purchased yet.
Touch this icon to access the "Contacts" who have work available and "Drug Dealers" you have previously contacted.
Touch this button to access all the "Drug Dealer" locations you have found.
Touch this icon to access the "Points of Interest" within the city, such as Pay 'n' Spray garages and mission locations.
Touch this icon to access your "Favorites" list where you can store custom locations that you may want to revisit.
Touch this icon to toggle your GPS route on or off.~n~~n~TIP: You can also toggle the GPS route in-game by holding down on the Radar.
Touch an item in the list to highlight it on the upper screen map. Touching the associated Distance button will plot a GPS route for you.
If you have a custom Waypoint active, you can touch "+" to add its location as a new Favorite. If you already have Favorites stored, you can touch the associated Distance button to plot a GPS route or touch the associated "X" icon to remove it.~n~~n~TIP: Place a custom Waypoint by quickly touching the Zoomed map twice.
Touching this button will return you back to the Zoomed Map view.
Points of interest are sorted into categories. Touch a category to open it.
Your Statistics are broken down into categories for easier navigation. These categories can be accessed from the Options Menu at the bottom of the screen. Touch and slide up or down to scroll the screen.
General
Crime
Touch an item and use the + and - buttons to adjust the amount you wish to offer. Touch the check-mark to confirm the trade.
Your inventory in the current category. Touch an item to view more details on the upper screen.
Swipe left or right to change radio stations.
Touch here to skip to the previous radio station.
Touch here to skip to the next radio station.
Touch here to increase the radio volume.
Touch here to decrease the radio volume.
Touch and slide left or right to browse your System applications. Touch the middle icon to open an Application.
Load a previously saved game by touching the appropriate Game Save icon.
Save your current game progress by touching the appropriate Game Save icon.
Delete a previously saved game by touching the appropriate Game Save icon.
You can modify the various game settings by simply touching the appropriate icon. Touch and slide up or down to scroll the screen.
This application allows you to host a multiplayer game session.~n~ Press ~#FF13~ to open the Options Bar and access all the multiplayer game modes and various settings.~n~ ~n~Use ~#FF31~ to navigate and press ~#FF11~ to select.~n~ ~n~Press ~#FF27~ to quick launch a game when a client is connected.
This screen displays a list of existing multiplayer sessions available.~n~ ~n~Use ~#FF31~ to select a session and press ~#FF11~ to join.
NOT USED
This application lets you manage your friend roster and interact with your online friends.~n~ ~n~Use ~#FF31~ to navigate and press ~#FF11~ to interact with a selected online friend.~n~ ~n~Press ~#FF13~ to open the Options Bar to manage your connection, friends and account settings.
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Touch the couch to save your current game progress.
Touch the chair to save your current game progress.
Touch the door to exit your safehouse.
Touch the Stash Box to view and organize your drugs.
Touch the whiteboard to replay passed missions.
This is the amount of drugs stored inside your Holdall and its maximum capacity.
Touch this icon to access your Trade Info applications.
Touch the appropriate drug icon to transfer drugs from your Holdall to your Stash Box.~n~~n~TIP: Any drugs you carry around in your Holdall will be confiscated if you are Busted by the cops.
The Stash Box contains all the drugs stored in your safehouse. Touch the Stash Box to open it.~n~~n~TIP: The Stash Box is the safest place to store your drugs.
Touch this icon to transfer the entire contents of your Holdall into your Stash Box.
The Holdall contains all the drugs you are currently carrying. Touch the Holdall to open it.~n~~n~TIP: Any drugs you carry around in your Holdall will be confiscated if you are Busted by the cops.
Touch the appropriate drug icon to transfer drugs from your Stash Box to your Holdall.~n~~n~TIP: The Stash Box is a safest place to store your drugs.
Touch this icon to transfer the entire contents from your Stash Box into your Holdall.~n~ ~n~TIP: Your Holdall has a limited capacity so you may not be able to transfer all of the drugs contained in your Stash Box.
Touch the up/down arrows to adjust the quantity of drugs that you wish to trade.
Touch the checkmark to accept this trade.
Touch the cross to decline this trade.
Touch the appropriate drug icon to sell to the dealer.
Touch the appropriate drug icon to buy from the dealer.
Open the Option Bar to access more applications that track your trading progress.
Touch a category to highlight it on the graph.
Touch these buttons to toggle the categories displayed on the upper screen.
Touch a category to view percentages on the chart.
Touch these buttons to toggle categories displayed on the upper screen.
This Inventory screen displays the drugs you are currently carrying with you and what is stored in the Stash Box at your safehouse.~n~~n~TIP: You can organize where to keep your drugs from inside your safehouse.
Touch a the different locations displayed on the map to view details of gang drug preferences.
This button will delete the current Email.
Touch here to see all the drugs you are carrying.
Touch here to see what drugs the dealer has on offer.
This application allows you to send messages to a friend.~n~ ~n~Press ~#FF11~ to send a message.~n~ ~n~Use ~#FF13~ to open the Options Bar.
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Warning: Stats achieved during mission replays will not carry over into the single player game.~n~~n~Touch the lower screen to continue.
Touch the laptop to upload your statistics using Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. You can view them on the Rockstar Social Club. Visit http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/ for more details.
Game Loaded
This is the caps lock button. Touch this to switch between upper and lower case letters.
Delete Email
Trade Tips
Inventory
Turf Map
Trade Statistics
Email Notification Settings
Active Trade Tips you recieve from dealers are displayed on this screen. Touch one of them to quickly set a GPS route to thier location.
Money
Scores
Use this screen to trade with your friend. Your inventory and trade offer is shown on the left, your friend's trade offer on the right. Press ~#FF13~ to open the Options Bar. Use 聾聣聴聲聬聟聡聮聡聬聯聧聾 to select items to trade and change the amounts to trade. Select READY from the Options Bar to go ahead with the trade.
Add Friend
Remove Friend
Connect
Disconnect
Account details
Accept Trade
Send Message
Single Race
Season
Stash Dash
Defend The Base
LC Survivor
Gang Bang
Start Game
This application allows you to manage your Friend Roster and interact with your online friends. Press ~#FF28~ for more help.
This application allows you to set options and host a new multiplayer session. Press ~#FF28~ for more help.
This screen displays a list of existing multiplayer sessions. Press ~#FF28~ for more help.
Press ~#FF27~ to launch game.
This screen displays game details from the host.~n~ ~n~Please wait for the host to launch the game.
NOTICE:~n~ You are currently in Multiplayer mode so some applications and game options are not currently available.~n~ ~n~You can:~n~ ~n~Host or Join a new multiplayer session to continue playing with your friends.~n~ ~n~Load a previous save or start a new game to return to single player.
To enable this feature, please enter your Rockstar Social Club account details in the Friends Roster application found in the Multiplayer section of your PDA.~n~ ~n~If you do not have an existing account, visit http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/ for more details.
Upload Statistics
Check your multiplayer game progress
This button restores the current email
Browse the board and replay previously passed missions to win medals by completing them as quickly as possible. Touch one of the character's pictures to view their missions.
Swipe the screen left or right to browse previously passed missions and touch it to start a replay. You can quit a mission replay at any time from the Pause menu.
You can add your own custom radio station by simply creating a playlist named "GTA" on your device.~n~~n~TIP: You can set the default radio station from the System Settings menu.
Independence FM requires you to have a GTA playlist on your device
Congratulations!
You have a new best replay time.
Touch the screen to continue.
Well done! Bronze medal awarded.
Congratulations! Silver medal awarded.
Excellent! Gold medal awarded.
Market Value
Bought Price
~#FF00~~#FEFF~ is selling ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ at ~#FF00~~#FEFF~.~n~Expires: ~#FEFF~
~#FF00~~#FEFF~ is buying ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ at ~#FF00~~#FEFF~.~n~Expires: ~#FEFF~
Buy
Sell
Bought price (bag)
Market value (bag)
Sale price (bag)
Purchase price (bag)
Profit (bag)
Potential profit (bag)
Profit of $~#FEFE~
Loss of $~#FEFE~
~#FEFE~ bags X $~#FEFE~ = $~#FEFF~
-$~#FEFE~
Potential Profit of $~#FEFE~
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~#FF00~~#FEFF~ is buying ~#FF00~~#FEFF~ for a good price.Liberty City's lunatic society met me at the airport. At least, that's how it seemed.~n~~n~Anyway, whoever they were, they stole my father's stupid sword - and left me for dead.~n~~n~Uncle Kenny's in deep shit because of this. I'd better get the damn thing back, or I'll never hear the end of it.~n~
Had some fun with Ling: fooling around with guns, showing off my moves.~n~~n~Some local punks tried muscling in on Uncle Kenny's turf, so we went to teach them a lesson.~n~~n~Things got serious ... I'll miss Ling.~n~
Land of the free, my ass. This place is gonna be land of the freebasing just as soon as I find more dealer contacts.~n~~n~This town is so full of crackheads, deadbeats, and junkies that I'm gonna be flying home on my own jet - maybe even my own airline.~n~~n~Still, this city's security cameras are a bitch - maybe I should do something about them. Like I said, land of the free, my ass.~n~
Uncle Kenny had trouble from some store owners who pay him protection.~n~~n~I had to make an example of one of their stores.~n~~n~Harsh? Maybe, but the store's bound to have regular insurance, so now the owner can clean up too.~n~~n~Who'd have thought it? I'm actually a public benefactor, when all along I've thought I was just a hired thug.~n~
Thought a rich buyer was trying to get Yu Jian out of the city, but he was clean.~n~~n~Still ... discovered that ripping off vans can be a lucrative side job.~n~
Recruited a few new goons for Uncle Kenny.~n~~n~I even tattooed one of them, well, more like scarred him for life. Maybe I should go back and practice.~n~~n~It's not that I think tattooing is going to be a skill that'll come in handy, it's just a lot of fun scarring simpletons.~n~
We took the fight to those moron Spanish Lords, and raided their main storehouse.~n~~n~I'd hoped we'd find Yu Jian, but there was no sign of it.~n~~n~I should keep raiding that warehouse - not that I hold out any hopes that my father's sword will turn up - it's just for shits, giggles and the money.~n~
The Spanish Lords have been putting Uncle Kenny under pressure.~n~~n~He's sure they stole Yu Jian.~n~~n~They tried hitting some stores under his protection, but I barricaded the street and kicked the snot out of them.~n~
The Spanish Lords hit us again. I guess some idiots never learn. Speaking of which...~n~~n~Uncle Kenny's convinced they're behind all the shit that's coming down on him.~n~~n~And maybe they are, but then again maybe they're just pissed off that we keep hitting them.~n~
Uncle Kenny sent me on a stupid school-boy errand, but, then again, I did meet up with this girl - Ling Shan.~n~~n~She's nice - apart from the crappy attitude. How come every girl I know is permanently premenstrual? Maybe it's me? ...Nah. I'm way too cool.~n~~n~Anyway, got chased by the cops, but managed to shake them off. Tried my chances with Ling, but 'no go'. Like I said, premenstrual. I just need to give it time.~n~
Ling's death kind of hit me harder then my dad's - understandable - I didn't want to fuck my dad.~n~~n~Anyway, Uncle Kenny got my head together and I got payback on the gang that hit his turf ... and Ling.~n~~n~I hope she sleeps easy now. Which is more than I can say for me - I've gotta get laid.~n~
I collected a bunch of cars for the big boss's son, Chan Jaoming.~n~~n~Hopefully, the boss will take it easier on Uncle Kenny now, and maybe Kenny will get off my back too.~n~~n~He might be under a lot of stress, but he gives it out easy enough too.~n~
The big boss, Hsin, wanted us to start working with the mob.~n~~n~Uncle Kenny sent me to bring in some of their contraband coming in by the boat.~n~~n~I got in shit with the coast guard, thanks to a piece of crap boat Uncle Kenny provided.~n~
Hsin ordered a hit on me and Uncle Kenny.~n~~n~His men chased us across the city, but we dodged them and managed to show Hsin the FIB report.~n~~n~Uncle Kenny cleared our names and became the new Big Boss! My inheritance just went through the roof.~n~
Heston's full of shit. Seriously. He's convinced the Midtown Gangsters stole Yu Jian, and he wants to get their attention.~n~~n~He planted drugs in one of their cars, and got me to make sure the cops found it.~n~The sooner this loser forgets about me the better.~n~
IAD are breathing down Heston's neck, but not hard enough for my liking.~n~~n~He needs a big collar, fast - or he's screwed. And if I don't help him he'll make sure I'm screwed.~n~~n~So, while he planted a bug in a Korean hideout, I lured them out of the area.~n~
Heston wants to lure out the Korean gang bangers that stole Yu Jian.~n~~n~I followed the Korean we set up, and took down the Underboss he led me to.~n~
I saved Heston's ass. He'd been cornered by the assassins that stole Yu Jian.~n~~n~Unfortunately, I killed the assholes before they could tell us who their boss was. Heston got pissed off about that, so I made out I was 'avenging my father'.~n~~n~It didn't wash. He was right - we've lost any chance of finding Yu Jian and their boss now. I can be such a fuck-up at times.~n~
More dirty work for Heston's FIB contact.~n~~n~His illegal wiretap signal was jammed, so I had to un-jam it.~n~
Heston's FIB contact will give us their informant's name if we do some of his dirty work.~n~~n~So, I chased down some contraband being brought in by Zhou's men.~n~~n~If Zhou ever finds out I sank his boat I'm gonna be in deep shit.~n~
IAD stole Heston's car.~n~~n~They knew it was full of evidence that'd ruin him and his squad.~n~~n~I got the car back and destroyed the evidence. Man, I should open a fucking valet service for morons.~n~
Heston's dealer was going to sell him out to IAD.~n~~n~I chased him down and removed him, and the evidence he had against Heston.~n~
I chased around the city, hacking into the FIB mainframe to get the file on their rat.~n~~n~Discovered there were in fact two rats: Chan and Zhou!~n~~n~Those bastards were both selling the Triads out for their own gain. Gotta admire their balls, really.~n~
Kenny was behind everything: all so he could take over the Triads in Liberty City.~n~~n~Though, it was Hsin's prompting that pushed him into it.~n~~n~It's over now ... I think I won ... it just feels like I lost - and I still didn't get laid. This city sucks.~n~
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Met Chan Jaoming, the big boss's son.~n~~n~I think he might have been short changed at the brains checkout.~n~~n~I sabotaged some street-race champ's car, so that it'll crash the next time he races it.~n~
Chan's idea of fair play is, 'anything goes, so long as he wins'.~n~~n~So, he got me to smash all the other drivers off the track at his street race.~n~~n~He wasn't even grateful. Rich prick asshole.~n~
Chan was kidnapped by friends of the race champ whose car he had me sabotage.~n~~n~They tried to torch his car while he was locked in the trunk.~n~~n~But, I managed to save him ... and then he blamed me for everything! Seriously, what an asshole.~n~
I played bodyguard for Chan on a deal he'd set up.~n~~n~We drove into an ambush and only just managed to scrape out of it.~n~~n~Then I ran into a bent cop called Wade Heston, he wants me to work with him. Just what I didn't need.~n~
Chan wanted to celebrate acquiring new territory, by racing me in his new boat.~n~~n~But the Spanish Lords had sabotaged it, wanting to ambush Chan while he was adrift.~n~~n~I managed to fend them off long enough for Chan to escape.~n~
The FIB were set to raid Chan's businesses.~n~~n~I had to race around, getting rid of anything that could have been incriminating.~n~~n~NB: Chan's convinced that Zhou is ratting out the Triads.~n~
Chan didn't trust his freeloading entourage anymore.~n~~n~He got them to meet up and wait for him on Happiness Island.~n~~n~That's one barbecue they'll have wished they'd never been to.~n~
Raided Chan's hideout: That prick had to pay for trying to screw over the Triads.~n~~n~He tried to worm his way out of it, saying he'd been set up. Yeah, right!~n~~n~Blog about dying in agony, you fucking moron.~n~
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I finally got to meet the big boss, Hsin Jaoming.~n~~n~He was pretty pissed that his son was ambushed, and wanted revenge.~n~~n~So, I drove a burning fuel tanker into some asshole's gambling den for him.~n~
Feds are crawling all over Triad operations. We've got a rat!~n~~n~Chan got arrested, but Hsin was more concerned about his dirty money getting out of the country.~n~~n~He got me to get it out of the city before the Feds discovered it.~n~
Hsin had me remove the heads of the Midtown Gangsters... literally!~n~~n~And for my reward I nearly lost my own head.~n~~n~It was only Uncle Kenny's intervention that saved me ...for now.~n~...I've GOT to find the FIB rat and Yu Jian if I'm going to get out of this alive.~n~
Chan made bail.~n~~n~Apparently, one of his own entourage sold him to the FIB, and is their chief witness against him.~n~~n~Hsin got me to impress upon the informer how much we disapproved of his treachery.~n~
D'Avanzo was screwing with me. Capra wasn't the FIB rat!~n~~n~Those two guys have been fighting each other for years. D'Avanzo was just using me to get to him.~n~~n~Now Hsin's really pissed at me! ...I made D'Avanzo pay for that.~n~
Zhou's intent on becoming Hsin's replacement.~n~~n~He doesn't want his rival, Chan, having access to someone talented like me.~n~~n~Even so, I had to prove myself to the dick by stealing crates off a moving truck. Child's play.~n~
Hsin wanted to discipline some dealers who'd disrespected him, by blowing up their stash cars.~n~~n~But Zhou saw profit in dealing with them another way.~n~~n~So, I defused Hsin's bombs and Zhou stole the cars. Then the prick practically cut me out of the deal!~n~
Zhou got into deep shit with Hsin over stopping those dealers' stash cars being blown up.~n~~n~Hsin wanted blood, so we headed over to the dealers' turf and hit their gang hard.~n~~n~...Zhou's getting impatient with Hsin. He's not going to wait around to be handed the leadership.~n~
Zhou's fucking crazy! He had me pick up an ex-colleague of his just so he could cut his heart out.~n~~n~The guy's got issues!~n~
Zhou robbed the Bank of Liberty and escaped using an 'ingenious' disguise.~n~~n~I stole a dragon costume and we used that to mingle with the crowd during the Chinatown celebrations.~n~~n~It worked! I'm not sure who's more stupid - Zhou or the crowd.~n~
Zhou seemed to be the only Triad who hadn't been hit by the FIB.~n~~n~However, the press were showing plenty of interest in him, and were following him around.~n~~n~I made sure they didn't get any photos that could have damaged his good public-image.~n~
I can't believe it!~n~~n~Zhou had me dredge up from the riverbed the same contraband I sent down there when I blew up his boat for Heston.~n~~n~If he only knew the truth!~n~
My attacks on the Koreans caused them to lose a protection racket in Castle Gardens.~n~~n~The Irish Killers moved in, but Zhou had me burn them out.~n~~n~I love the smell of baked potato-heads in the morning.~n~
I went after that 'master criminal' Zhou: His treason had to be punished - and I wanted to kick his ass.~n~~n~He thought he could lie his way out of getting what was coming to him.~n~~n~Guess not. It was a long way to the ground, and he screamed all the way.~n~
Hsin thinks the FIB rat might be in the Angels of Death.~n~~n~He had me contact a private investigator, called Lester, he's using to infiltrate the gang.~n~~n~Lester's a fat waste of space. He needed me to pass the Angels' initiation test for him.~n~
Lester was wasted after partying with the Angels.~n~~n~I had to sell the coke they gave him in order to pass their final initiation test.~n~~n~I swear to God: How the fuck did this city get by before I turned up?~n~
Lester got down to business with the gang boss's girl, while I kept away any Angels who'd become suspicious of him.~n~~n~Eventually, he got the info we needed from her - there's no FIB rat in their gang.~n~~n~...But what I really wanna know is, how come a fat, useless moron can get laid, while I was getting nothing?
Lester was accepted into the gang. Those dead beats must've been brain dead.~n~~n~We solved a serious problem the gang had, raising Lester's credibility enough to get close to the gang's boss's girl.~n~~n~He'd be able to find out from her if the gang had an FIB rat in their ranks.~n~
After a change of leadership, the Midtown Gangsters moved their main base of operations.~n~~n~Hsin needed to know whether they remained loyal to him, so he had me follow one of their Korean gangbangers to find this 'secret' hideout.~n~
Hsin wanted absolute assurance that the Midtown Gangsters were loyal.~n~~n~He sent me and some of his goons over to their base of operations to look at their files and ledgers.~n~~n~Things got confrontational - and Hsin's goons' explosives didn't help - but at least we got what we went for.~n~
The Koreans' ledgers and files detailed a shipment of heavy arms they were about to receive.~n~~n~Hsin wanted to make sure they never got them.~n~
Hsin knew the Koreans' weren't a threat to him anymore.~n~~n~But, for daring to consider independence from the Triads, he wanted me to teach them a lesson.~n~~n~Keeping Hsin happy should keep him off my back about Yu Jian... hopefully, he'll get alzheimer's and forget all about the stupid fucking thing.~n~
A mobster called Rudy D'Avanzo contacted me out of the blue.~n~~n~He said the FIB rat is another mobster called Jimmy Capra, a guy who's become real friendly with Hsin recently.~n~~n~He might be right - Capra's men found us and tried to kill us.~n~
I needed evidence on Capra before approaching Hsin about him.~n~~n~Fortunately, D'Avanzo had managed to hide a digital recorder in Capra's car, probably full of all the evidence I'd need.~n~~n~I just had to collect the car to get the recorder back.~n~
D'Avanzo had a 'peace-talks' meeting with Capra. He took me along to make sure Capra found the peace Rudy had in mind for him.~n~~n~Unfortunately, Capra planned something similar for Rudy.~n~~n~You just can't trust anyone these days. It's a disgrace.~n~
Hsin got pissed at me for working with D'Avanzo. Capra must be pressuring him.~n~~n~I really needed the recorded evidence I took from Capra's car.~n~~n~D'Avanzo's going to get it to me, but first wanted me to whack some guys named on it.~n~
Met Xin, a kid who might just be a bigger snot than me.~n~~n~He had some job planned that, he says, will make me a lot of cash, but I didn't see any - just lots of cops - chasing me all over the city.~n~~n~I can't blame them, I was mashing the place up in a tank at the time.~n~
Xin pulled off his big shot job, but he got himself shot in the process.~n~~n~I had all kinds of fun trying to lose the law and get him out of there - underwear day at the launderette is gonna be even more fun now.~n~~n~The kid was delirious, turned out he was Ling's brother, and he figured on killing me to avenge her.~n~~n~Stupid kid lost too much blood... there was nothing I could do but watch him die.~n~
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~#FF00~Take the van back to the nearest secluded ~#FF0C~safehouse.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~van.
~#FF00~More guards are coming to stop you.
~#FF00~Drive the van into the garage.
~#FF03~The van was destroyed.
~#FF03~The van has been moved.
~#FF00~Items have been added to your inventory.
~#FF00~Secluded safehouseCause Mayhem For Maximum Points.
~#FF00~Eliminate gang members and vehicles before the time expires. Score at least ~#FEFE~ points to pass the stage.
Kill enemies quickly or use the ~#FEFF~ to gain extra points.
A henchman will aid you during this rampage.
~#FEFE~ henchmen will aid you during this rampage.
~#FF0C~~#FEFE~
~#FF06~~#FEFE~
Gold ~#FEFE~
Silver ~#FEFE~
Bronze ~#FEFE~
High ~#FEFE~
~#FEFE~ CASUALTY
~#FEFE~ CASUALTIES
~#FEFE~ VEHICLE
~#FEFE~ VEHICLES
~#FF0C~NICE!
~#FF0C~GREAT!
~#FF0C~IMPRESSIVE!
~#FF0C~SUPERB!
~#FF0C~EXCELLENT!
~#FF0C~MARVELLOUS!
~#FF0C~MAGNIFICENT!
~#FF0C~OUTSTANDING!
RAMPAGE START
Rampage ~#FEFE~
~#FF03~RAMPAGE FAILED
~#FF0C~RAMPAGE PASSED
~#FF03~TIME OVER
Multi Kill!
~#FF0C~~#FEFE~x Chain
~#FF0C~Gold medal
Silver medal
Bronze medal
No medal awarded
Gang Members Killed ~#FEFE~
Vehicles Destroyed ~#FEFE~
Chains Achieved ~#FEFE~
Maximum Chain ~#FEFE~
Multi Kills ~#FEFE~
Final Score: ~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Try and beat the high score.
~#FF00~Congratulations! You've set a new high score.
~#FF00~Excellent! ~n~Cash reward: $~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~Great work. Cash reward: $~#FEFE~. Score over ~#FEFE~ for ~#FF0C~gold.
~#FF00~Good job. Cash reward: $~#FEFE~. Score over ~#FEFE~ for silver.
~#FF00~You failed to earn a medal. No cash reward. Score over ~#FEFE~ for bronze.
Kill enemies quickly or use molotovs and the flamethrower to gain extra points.
~#FF03~RAMPAGE CANCELED
Kill enemies quickly or use grenades and the flamethrower to gain extra points.~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Excuse me? Sorry ... I'm a little lost. This city's so big I can't find my way back to where I'm staying.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I'm staying in Rotterdam Hill, with this guy I met online. I'm from Ohio. Can you take me home? ... Please?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~To Ohio?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~No. To Rotterdam Hill. Please! I'm freaking out here. I'd take a cab but they scare me.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~This is the place. You're so kind ... and such a hunk too. This is like a movie!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Well, erm... like you said, Liberty City's a big place, so... erm...
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Great! It's a date then. See you soon!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Hey! Hey, you! It's me Selma!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~So where are you taking me on our date? I haven't got a thing to wear, you know...
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~...but, I bet that's what you'd like. Huh? I see you, undressing me with your eyes.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...I don't have time for this.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~None of them try to take advantage of me, and it scares me that I'm losing it!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...and besides, I thought you were staying with some online boyfriend.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Getting all hot and sweaty. You, a tough lonely stud, me a hot nubile princess...
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Will I see you again? Next time, you can touch my privates.~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~My hotdog is real tasty, but my wife, she don't want it.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~I think, maybe she's getting hotdog from another man.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...I'm not sure I follow you.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Follow me? No! I want you to follow her!
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Here ... put this bug on my wife's car. It's parked outside our house in Hove Beach.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Please, I gotta find out whose meatball has been in her spaghetti.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're living in metaphorical hell, my friend. Luckily, I'm here to help.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Hey! That bug you planted worked! You're a fucking genius.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What? ...Oh, it's you. How's your wife?
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~She still don't want my pepperoni. It's been months now!
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Her car's over in South Slopes I bet she's meeting her salami salesman.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~I could catch them if you take me over there.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~HEY! THAT'S MY WIFE!
~#FF03~Dude~#FF00~~n~Get to the back of the line homeboy. We're going next!
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Oh my God! My wife's selling more than linguine!
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Out of my way!
~#FF06~Phyllis~#FF00~~n~Giorgio! I know it doesn't look good! I can explain!
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Right now, I don't care! It's been three fucking months, Phyllis. Here's $20 ... it's time to hide the hotdog!
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Maybe he got the foot long with the special sauce. Maybe he can grill her onions.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~See where the bitch goes. See if she's roasting turkey or stuffing pheasant, if you know what I mean.
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~Then I could make burger mince out of him and reclaim my tattered masculinity...
~#FF09~Giorgio~#FF00~~n~...and feeble command of the English language.~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~Hey! Where're you from, boy?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...China. And you?
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~Fucking China's gone and got all our jobs - but at least you ain't no terrorist.
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~I need to get me some guns.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Have you tried buying one?
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~...I can't, on account of my court order.
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~Can you get me some? I'll pay you good ... c'mon, help a guy out! I love China!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~For a fine man of the world like you, buddy, I'll see what I can do.
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~Holy shit! This is great! I cannot wait to use this shit in anger.
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~You're a real patriot, man!
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~Hey! China boy! Those damn guns you got me don't work.
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~How am I supposed to protect myself from all the terrorists?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Did you release the safety catch on them?
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~Safety catch? ...Boy, I'm dumb as a dried out turd! My momma was right.
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~Thanks man. Now all them terrorists are gonna pay! Don't fucking shit in my bed.
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~C'mon! Bring it on! This is America!
~#FF09~Tommy~#FF00~~n~This city is full of terrorists, man. I can't protect myself, or my family, if I had one.~#FF09~Guy~#FF00~~n~Hey fellah! I've gotta get to the 'Porn-Hero' studios ... I'm auditioning for the show tonight!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Congratulations?
~#FF09~Guy~#FF00~~n~Yeah, baby! Only thing is, I can't drive over there while getting myself, you know, 'prepared'...
~#FF09~Guy~#FF00~~n~...getting excited, you know, to get it on.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Dude, I've debased myself since I came to this country, but I'm not interested in fluffing. I'm not doing that!
~#FF09~Guy~#FF00~~n~No! No! I've got help in the back of my limo for that. Chicks. Not dudes.
~#FF09~Guy~#FF00~~n~I just need someone to drive me to the studio. I'll pay, buddy.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~We're here. ... ... Are you getting out?
~#FF09~Guy~#FF00~~n~It's okay ... I'm not in any rush now.
~#FF09~Guy~#FF00~~n~...Damn! ... ... Maybe next year.~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~Can you believe it? People all over the city are having their apartments repossessed.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Well, times are hard.
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~Not for me! I'm buying all of those losers' places on the cheap at foreclosure auctions! Heh-heh!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~Listen, I'm running late. I'll make it worth your while if you get me over to my next auction.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Let's go.
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~I'm so buying the shit out of this city!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~Hey, it's you! I haven't seen you since I was poor and just starting out in property.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...And you still don't have a car?
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~I don't need a car when I've got buddies like you to drive me around.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~I'm not your buddy.
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~I'm paying big.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Like I said, buddy, where are we going?
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~To the foreclosure auction! Where else!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~I'm gonna own this city from the slums to the skyscrapers!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~Hey, buddy ... remember me?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...The auction guy with the big wallet? ...You look a mess!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~Huh! The only people making money in real estate are the banks!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~They foreclosed on my loans and cleaned me out!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~All I had left was one house... and now I've even lost the keys to that!
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~Think I dropped them in the river down there.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Well ...there's more to life than just making money you know.
~#FF09~Wilhelm~#FF00~~n~You're obviously new in town. ...My life is over! ...I'm exiting this shit fest.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Poor guy! ...Hey, what's that over there?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...His house keys? ... ... Hmmm?~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~Fair knight, couldst thou tell me whence comes the bus?
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~I've been waiting here for one, and an age doth seem to have passed.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...Whatever shit you've taken, I hope you didn't get it from me.
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~Fair knight, be not a knave. Couldst thou deliver me to the bus depot? Verily, I will pursue satisfaction there.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...You don't get out much, do you?
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~I will reward thee handsomely. With gold and treasure!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Well, okay then.
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~There's the beast!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What? ...The bus?
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~'Tis a beast, sir! A dragon! But I shall best it!
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~Have at you!
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~C'mon, fight back you scoundrel!
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~You cannot win!
~#FF09~Alonso~#FF00~~n~Gaseous scallywag!~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Hey, you! I never dated a Chinese guy. Wanna go on a real speed-date?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What?
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~C'mon! I'm not gonna get serious on you.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~My doctor just told me I've got a month to live, so I want to enjoy every minute of it.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~I'm jaywalking, protesting outside the free speech zone, and asking random guys out.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~...I just don't care anymore. This is crazy!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~You're asking me out because you're desperate? ...I'm flattered.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~C'mon! I ain't contagious or nothing!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~I just wanna feel the wind in my hair, before it falls out. Please!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Thanks! That was insane.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~If I wasn't ready for a long stay in hospital before, I certainly am now.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What about your car?
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~...It's not mine. I stole it!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~See you around!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Hey, Mr. speed-date!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~I can't believe it! My doctor just gave me the all clear.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~It was all a mistake! I'm in great shape! I've got a heart after all ... I'm so happy!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That's great news.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Great for me - bad for the hospital.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~I'm gonna sue those fuckers for all the stress they've put me through.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Drive me over to my lawyer's office, will you? I'll make it worth your while.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~...You know, I've learned a valuable lesson from all this.
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~What? Life's about more than just existing?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~That you've got to take risks to start really living?
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Hell no! I've learned that suing other people for their mistakes will make me rich.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~I'm taking that hospital to the cleaners. It beats working.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~...See you around!~#FF09~Cherie~#FF00~~n~Looking for a good time, sugar?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~In this town? I'd like to find one.
~#FF09~Cherie~#FF00~~n~I bet... 'cause it's all about what YOU want, isn't it?
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~Excuse me?
~#FF09~Cherie~#FF00~~n~You make me sick!
~#FF0C~Huang~#FF00~~n~...I think your sales patter needs work, lady.
~#FF09~Cherie~#FF00~~n~Losers like you pay us working girls for a ride...
~#FF09~Cherie~#FF00~~n~...then unload your guns in our faces just so you can take your filthy money back!
~#FF09~Cherie~#FF00~~n~Well we've had enough!
~#FF09~Cherie~#FF00~~n~Nail him girls!Meeting Selma
Dropping off Selma
Re-acquaintance with Selma
Help Selma
Take Selma ~#FF0C~home.
Don't leave ~#FF09~Selma ~#FF00~behind.
Selma's House
Escape Selma
Lose ~#FF03~Selma.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Where are we going?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Is it a surprise?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Lose ~#FF03~Selma.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I love falafel ... would you like to see my collection?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Where are you going?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Come back!
Lose ~#FF03~Selma.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Don't leave me here. I'll get lost again!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~You're just like all the others!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~All men are bastards!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~But, I LOVE YOU!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~No one ever drives me anywhere.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~The last time I was driven someplace, I was wearing a really tight jacket.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~The pedestrians look so squishable from here.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~LOOK! IT'S A UFO! ...Sorry, my bad. It's a bus.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~If people were born with wheels instead of feet, they wouldn't need cars.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~You're such a great listener, you know?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I've never felt like this about anyone. Well, not since the last time, anyway.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~...Are we there yet?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I've just realized I'm not wearing any shoes.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Are we here then? Is the restaurant nearby?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~It's okay. You don't have to run off to break wind. I know guys fart, even on a first date.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Is this like a test? If I keep up with you, you'll marry me? Oh, boy!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Are we going for a drive now?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Are you stealing this? Oh, that is so hot!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~You know how to treat a girl. C'mon, let's go Upstate for the weekend.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~It's really cool of you to help me out like this.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Are you like Chinese or something? I like Chinese food, especially sushi ... even though that's really Japanese.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Before you picked me up I was praying that someone just like you would come along and save me. And here you are. It's like, prayer works, you know?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Hey! Do you believe in ufo's? I saw one once, right in the middle of the park. No one else saw it though. Maybe I'm an indiglow child, or something.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I don't really talk to many people. Well, it's more like people don't really talk to me.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I'm Selma by the way. Wait! Let me guess your name ... Is it Barney? Barney Ma... Maloney! It is isn't it? Hmmm... Selma Maloney...
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I think I recognize this area. Or maybe it was just in a dream.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Sometimes I sing until I cry. Then I cry until the voices tell me to stop ... that's my neighbor's voices, not voices in my head. That'd be crazy. Ha! Ha!
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Hey, where are you going?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Are you taking a restroom break, or something?
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~I don't think you can park here.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~For a second there I thought we were going to walk it all the way.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~Yeah, let's drive. Walking is for immigrants.
~#FF09~Selma~#FF00~~n~That was funny, you running off like that. Heh! Heh!
~#FF03~Selma died.
~#FF03~You left Selma behind.Giorgio's problem
Giorgio's plan
Hiding the hotdog
Help Giorgio by planting a tracking device on his wife's car.
Giorgio knows where his wife has been going. Take him there.
Go to ~#FF0C~Giorgio's house.
Plant the bug on Giorgio's wife's ~#FF0C~car.
You've left ~#FF09~Giorgio ~#FF00~behind.
Take Giorgio to find his ~#FF0C~wife.
Exit your vehicle.
Giorgio's House
Giorgio's Wife
~#FF03~Giorgio died.
~#FF03~The car was destroyed.
~#FF03~The car was damaged.
~#FF03~You left Giorgio behind.Tommy's fears
Tommy's guns
Tommy's takedown
Hijack the Ammu-Nation Van.
Flee the crime scene.
Tommy
Tommy's House
Hijack the ~#FF03~Ammu-Nation delivery van.
Get in the ~#FF09~Ammu-Nation delivery van.
Deliver the van to ~#FF0C~Tommy.
Go to ~#FF0C~Tommy's ~#FF00~house.
Lose your wanted level.
You've left ~#FF09~Tommy ~#FF00~behind.
The ~#FF03~van ~#FF00~is getting away.
~#FF03~Tommy died.
~#FF03~You destroyed the van.
~#FF03~The van got away.Guy needs a ride
Guy got his ride
Perestroika Club
Make sure Guy arrives at the Porn-Idol audition on time.
Get in the ~#FF09~limousine. ~#FF00~The audition starts at ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.
Head for the ~#FF0C~club.
Get back in the ~#FF09~limousine.~#FF00~
You've left ~#FF09~Guy ~#FF00~behind.
You have one hour left to make the audition.
Hurry up! The audition starts in half an hour.
~#FF03~Guy died!
~#FF03~You destroyed the limo.
~#FF03~Guy missed the audition.
~#FF03~You left Guy behind.Meeting Wilhelm
Dropping off Wilhelm
Another meeting with Wilhelm
Dropping off Wilhelm
It's not such a wonderful life after all
Make sure Wilhelm gets to the foreclosure auction in time.
Get Wilhelm to the auction at ~#FF0C~City Hall.
You've left ~#FF09~Wilhelm ~#FF00~behind.
Hurry up or Wilhelm will miss the auction!
The auction starts at ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~. Make sure Wilhelm isn't late.
City Hall
~#FF03~Wilhelm died.
~#FF03~Wilhelm missed the auction.
~#FF03~You left Wilhelm behind.Alonso de la Beechwood
Tilting at bus depots
Bus Depot
Escort Alonso to the bus depot.
Take Alonso to the ~#FF0C~bus depot.
You've left ~#FF09~Alonso ~#FF00~behind.
~#FF03~Alonso died.
~#FF03~You left Alonso behind.Marcy's situation
Marcy's appointment
The hospital's mistake
Marcy's justice
Give some cheap thrills to Marcy.
Drive Marcy to her hospital appointment.
Marcy intends to sue the hospital, with her Lawyer's help.
Get in ~#FF09~Marcy's sports car.
Marcy wants some excitement. Drive fast and perform some stunts, such as jumps and near misses.
Marcy has had enough excitement. Head for the ~#FF0C~hospital.
You've left ~#FF09~Marcy ~#FF00~behind.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Yee-har! This is great!
Take Marcy to her ~#FF0C~Lawyer's office.
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Hell yeah!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Whoo-hooo!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~More, more, more!
~#FF09~Marcy~#FF00~~n~Oh, yeah!
~#FF00~Excitement
Hospital
Marcy's Lawyer's Office
Marcy's Sports Car
~#FF03~Marcy died.
~#FF03~Marcy's car was destroyed.
~#FF03~You left Marcy behind.Hook, line and stinker
~#FF00~Survive the attack by Cherie's girls.
~#FF00~Follow ~#FF09~her.
~#FF00~Survive the attack!~#FF06~You Win $~#FEFE~!
~#FF03~You Lose.
~#FF00~Reveal a set of winning symbols to claim a prize.
~#FF00~Buy a card by touching and sliding it to the cash register. Touch the exit sign to quit.
~#FF06~You Win a Burger!
~#FF06~You Win Fries!
~#FF06~You Win Body Armor!
~#FF06~You Win ~#FEFE~ ~#FEFF~!
~#FF06~You Win a ~#FEFF~!
~#FF06~You Win an ~#FEFF~!
~#FF06~You Win The Star Plaza Hotel Suite!
~#FF03~You can't afford that.
~#FF11~ YES
~#FF10~ NOWelcome to the Shooting Range. Shoot ~#FF03~enemy ~#FF00~targets to gain points. Avoid shooting ~#FF09~Friendly ~#FF00~targets. Look out for ~#FF0C~bonus ~#FF00~targets to earn extra points!
~#FF00~Pistol
~#FF00~SMG
~#FF00~Shotgun
~#FF00~Grenades
~#FF00~Sniper Rifle
~#FF00~Score
~#FF00~High Score
~#FF00~Qualifying Score
~#FF00~Your Score ~#FEFE~
~#FF00~To qualify ~#FEFE~
~#FF00~GET READY!
~#FF03~3
~#FF0C~2
~#FF06~1
~#FF00~GO!
~#FF09~Round Over
~#FF00~Your Accuracy ~#FEFE~%
~#FF00~Final accuracy ~#FEFE~%
~#FF00~Final score ~#FEFE~%
~#FF00~New high score!
~#FEFE~ Secs. remaining.
~#FF00~Time Remaining: ~#FEFE~
~#FF03~No time bonus!
~#FF06~Available
~#FF03~Locked
~#FF09~Passed
~#FF00~Select Round
~#FF00~Walk through the training zone and shoot the ~#FF03~enemy ~#FF00~targets. Watch out! The enemy targets shoot back.
~#FF00~Don't destroy ~#FF09~friendly ~#FF00~targets, but shoot ~#FF0C~bonus ~#FF00~targets for extra points.
~#FF00~Use grenades to destroy as many popup ~#FF03~enemy ~#FF00~targets as possible.
~#FF00~Don't destroy ~#FF09~friendly ~#FF00~targets, but destroy ~#FF0C~bonus ~#FF00~targets for extra points.
~#FF00~Quickly assemble your sniper rifle for bonus points, then shoot as many ~#FF03~enemy ~#FF00~targets as possible.
~#FF00~Shoot ~#FF0C~bonus ~#FF00~targets for extra points, but don't shoot ~#FF09~friendly ~#FF00~targets.
~#FF03~You failed to beat the qualifying score.
~#FF09~Round Passed
~#FF03~Round Failed
~#FF00~Come back soon and try for a high score.
~#FF00~Touch round to select
~#FF00~Touch top left to cancel
~#FF00~High Score: ~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Bronze medal
~#FF00~Silver medal
~#FF00~Gold medal
~#FF00~Qualifying Score: ~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Your score: ~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Press 聾聣聴聲聬聟聢聾 to continue.
~#FF00~Time bonus: ~#FEFE~
~#FF06~+~#FEFE~
~#FF03~-~#FEFE~
~#FF0C~+~#FEFE~ BONUS!
~#FF03~Armor depleted!
~#FF03~Out Of ammo!
~#FF03~Wrong weapon used!
~#FF03~Time out!
~#FF09~Rifle Assembled
~#FF00~~#FF16~ to change round
~#FF00~Practice your weapon skills in Liberty City Gun Club's state-of-the-art shooting range.
$~#FEFE~ prize!
Double kill!
Multi-kill!
Perfect!
Swipe left or right to cycle through the menu.
Tap the centre of the screen to select.
Tap in the top left corner of the screen to quit.Awarded by the Righteous Rasta Brotherhood of Bling in recognition of services rendered in depressant distribution.~n~
Awarded by the Dance, Dance, Dance Council of Hardcore Mentalists in recognition of services rendered in hallucinogen distribution.~n~
Awarded by the Agency of Centered Intelligence in recognition of services rendered in powder distribution.~n~
Conferred by the most honorable Fut Tze and Dau Jonz Tongs for making $2000 profit.~n~
Conferred by the ill favored Wan Kee Tong for making $500 loss.~n~
Conferred by the Lost Brothers of Junk and Skunk for services rendered in finding 40 dealers.~n~
Bestowed by the Lost Brothers of Junk and Skunk for services rendered above and beyond the call of duty in finding all the dealers.~n~
Bestowed by the glorious Council of Headmen for services rendered to Triad real estate ownership in owning all available residences.~n~
The Jeweled Bong
Diamond Pillbox
Platinum Syringe
Silver Safe
Wooden Spoon
Golden Binoculars
Titanium briefcase
Jeweled Key to the Cityout of
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Weazel News 4am
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Trades done
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MEDAL_BRONZE
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People killed
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Course ~#FEFE~
Excess Delivery - Alpha Mail
Excess Delivery - Liberty State Delivery
Rampage ~#FEFE~
Most tattoos in a row
Time trials
Best time for course
Bohan Park
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Go Kart
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Course
Algonquin Checkpoint Collection Medal
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Broker Checkpoint Collection Medal
Dukes Checkpoint Collection Medal
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Upstanding Citizen
Nobody Special
Loiterer
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Shoplifter
Vandal
Panderer
Gambler
'Blue Lantern'
Scam Artist
Con-man
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Hustler
Ruffian
Thug
Goon
Outlaw
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'Brother'
Fighter
'49'
Jailbird
Ex-Con
Felon
Wheelman
Hatchetman
Bones-man
'Elder Brother'
Enforcer
Fixer
Hitman
Butcher
Executioner
Assassin
Cleaner
Triad Officer
Advisor
'Red pole'
Deputy Master
Master
Incense Master
Ceremony Master
Vanguard
Deputy Mountain Master
Marshal
First Route Marshal
Mountain Master
Grand Mountain Master
Dragon Head
Grand Dragon Head
Radio 1
Radio 2
Radio 3
Radio 4
Pistol
SMG
Shotgun
Grenade
Sniper
Near Misses
Value of drugs lost when busted
Lions of Fo collected
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Dishonorable Dog
Phony Pig
Lying Rat
Swindling Snake
Cheating Cock
East Island City~n~Twin pistols
Steinway~n~Flame thrower
Happiness Island~n~Minigun
Castle Gardens~n~Carbine Rifle
The Meat Quarter~n~RPG
Northern Gardens~n~Flame thrower
Northwood~n~Assault Rifle
Northwood~n~Chainsaw
Northwood~n~Carbine Rifle
Lancaster~n~Flame thrower
Hatton Gardens~n~Assault Rifle
South Bohan~n~Flame thrower
Westminster~n~Stubby shotgun
Middle Park~n~Shotgun
Meadows Park~n~Double barreled shotgun
Meadow Hills~n~Micro SMG
Boulevard~n~Unarmed
Willis~n~SMG
Beechwood City~n~Flame thrower
Firefly Projects~n~Minigun
Firefly Island~n~Twin pistols
Outlook Park~n~Micro SMG
Colony Island~n~Double barreled shotgun
Middle Park West~n~Flame thrower
Beechwood City~n~Chainsaw
Castle Garden City~n~Carbine Rifle
Star Junction~n~Sword
Lower Easton~n~Flame thrower
South Bohan~n~Stubby shotgun
Fishmarket South~n~Assault Rifle
Industrial
Willis
Beechwood City
Purgatory
Suffolk
Noodle Run - Dukes
Noodle Run - Algonquin
Cockroaches squashed
Taxi Driver - fares in a row~#FF06~Perfect!
~#FF06~Pretty Good.
~#FF06~Not Bad.
~#FF06~Awful!
~#FF06~What the hell?
~#FF06~Out of time!~#FF0C~$~#FEFE~ X ~#FEFE~ Tattoo X ~#FEFE~ Bonus
~#FF0C~$~#FEFE~ X ~#FEFE~ Tattoos X ~#FEFE~ Bonus
Total $~#FEFE~
Touch the screen and copy the gestures to tattoo as many customers as possible. If your inking is too bad or the timer runs down you will be kicked out.~#FF00~Drive people to their desired destinations to earn money.
~#FF00~The fare was killed.
~#FF00~Out of time.
~#FF00~You left your taxi.
~#FF00~The fare was hurt.
~#FF03~Your taxi has sunk.
~#FF00~Fare destination
~#FF00~Pay 'n' Spray
~#FF00~Stop near the ~#FF09~fare.
~#FF00~Destination: ~#FEFF~~#FF00~, ~#FEFF~.
~#FF00~Reach ~#FEFF~ ~#FF00~quickly to receive a tip.
~#FF00~Reach ~#FEFF~ ~#FF00~safely to receive a tip.
~#FF00~Tip
~#FF00~Find a fare.
~#FF00~Fare completed: $~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~Wait for the ~#FF09~fare ~#FF00~to get in.
~#FF00~Find another fare.
~#FF00~~#FEFE~ fares in a row. Bonus: $~#FEFE~. Next bonus at ~#FEFE~ fares.
~#FF00~Destination: ~#FEFF~~#FF0C~.
~#FF00~Gold medal awarded for a run of fifteen successful fares. Congratulations!
~#FF00~Fare completed: $~#FEFE~. Tip: $~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~Lose your wanted level.
~#FF00~Repair your taxi at a Pay 'n' Spray.
~#FF00~Stay out of trouble to lose your wanted level completely.
the ~#FF0C~24-7 Supermarket
the ~#FF0C~69th Street Diner
~#FF0C~Ali Mac's Bistro
the ~#FF0C~ARS
the ~#FF0C~Bahama Mamas club
the ~#FF0C~Bank of Liberty
~#FF0C~Big Wang's Restaurant
the ~#FF0C~Big Willis Mall
~#FF0C~City Hall
~#FF0C~Club Liberty
~#FF0C~MODO
~#FF0C~Columbus Cathedral
the ~#FF0C~de Koch store
~#FF0C~Beachgate
~#FF0C~Francis International Airport
~#FF0C~Funland
~#FF0C~Grand Easton Terminal
the ~#FF0C~LC24 Building
~#FF0C~Willis Wash and Lube
~#FF0C~Middle Park
~#FF0C~Pier 45
the ~#FF0C~Indian Inn
the ~#FF0C~cemetery
~#FF0C~Post Box Town
the ~#FF0C~liquor store
the ~#FF0C~Burger Shot
~#FF0C~Little Italy
the ~#FF0C~Cluckin' Bell
the ~#FF0C~Libertine
~#FF0C~Mammon Heights
the ~#FF0C~Linen Lounge
the ~#FF0C~Burger Shot
the ~#FF0C~Alpha Mail depot
the ~#FF0C~Star Plaza
the ~#FF0C~24-7 Supermarket
the ~#FF0C~Pillows Club
~#FF0C~Soldier's Plaza
the ~#FF0C~Ranch store
the ~#FF0C~Randolph Art Center
the ~#FF0C~Split Sides comedy club
~#FF0C~Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts
the ~#FF0C~Hospital
the ~#FF0C~Seagull Theatre
~#FF0C~Spenders
the ~#FF0C~Sum Yung Gai Restaurant
~#FF0C~The Bay Bar
the ~#FF0C~Civilization Committee Center
the ~#FF0C~Golden Pier
the ~#FF0C~Libertonian Museum
the ~#FF0C~Magic Curtain
~#FF0C~The Majestic
the ~#FF0C~Silverback Building
the ~#FF0C~University campus
the ~#FF0C~Triangle Club
the ~#FF0C~TW@ cafe
the ~#FF0C~train station
the ~#FF0C~liquor store
the ~#FF0C~Fire Department
~#FF0C~Total Spanners garage
~#FF0C~Jerkov's Bar
the ~#FF0C~60 Diner
~#FF0C~Steinway beer garden
~#FF0C~NUCA
the ~#FF0C~Liberteen
the ~#FF0C~Superstar cafe
~#FF0C~Videogeddon
~#FF0C~Vinewood Bar and Grill
the ~#FF0C~Poopdeck
the ~#FF0C~Shark Offices
~#FF0C~Brucie's Executive Lifestyle Autos
the ~#FF0C~Alphabet Brotherhood Center
the ~#FF0C~Monoglobe
~#FF0C~Dukes Park
~#FF0C~Liberty State Pavilion Towers
~#FF0C~Liberty Go-karts
the ~#FF0C~Ming Inn
the ~#FF0C~Bank of Liberty
~#FF0C~Rockstar Music
~#FF0C~Gantry park
~#FF03~You didn't get back into a taxi in time.
~#FF00~Get back into a taxi. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ seconds.
~#FF00~Get back into a taxi. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ second.Hit all checkpoints as quickly as possible.
Destroy target vehicles to earn bonus time.
Follow the ~#FF0C~course.
Destroy the ~#FF03~targets ~#FF00~for bonus time.
Don't destroy ~#FF09~friendly targets.
Target escaped: ~#FF03~~#FEFE~ sec penalty.
Your final time: ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Your final time: ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~.
Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ for gold.
Your final time: ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~.~n~Get under 0:30 for gold.
Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ for silver.
Your final time: ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~.~n~Get under 1:00 for silver.
Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ for bronze.
Your final time: ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~.~n~Get under 1:30 for bronze.
Course time: ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Course time: ~#FEFE~:0~#FEFE~
- ~#FEFE~ x ~#FEFE~s Bonus
+ ~#FEFE~ x ~#FEFE~s Penalty
~#FF03~+~#FEFE~s penalty
-~#FEFE~s bonus
~#FF03~You left the Rhino.
~#FF03~You left the course.
~#FF03~Your Rhino got trashed.
3
2
1
GO!
Finish the course within 0:40 to earn a bronze medal.
Finish the course within 0:20 to earn a silver medal.
Finish the course within 0:05 to earn a gold medal.
Finish the course as quickly as possible.
Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to beat your current best time.
New best time!~#FF03~3
~#FF0C~2
~#FF06~1
GO!
~#FF00~Touch course to select
~#FF00~Touch top left to cancel
~#FF03~LOCKED!
~#FF00~COURSE ~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Get bronze on Course ~#FEFE~ to play this course.
Fastest Lap ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Target Time ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Record Time ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
.
~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Lap ~#FEFE~/~#FEFE~
FINAL LAP
Lap ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Target ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Record ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
~#FF00~Next Course Unlocked.
~#FF00~Course Complete
~#FF00~All Courses Complete
~#FF00~You failed to beat the course target time.
~#FF00~Try and beat the course record time.
~#FF00~You beat the fastest lap time.
~#FF00~You beat the fastest course time.
~#FF00~Excellent! ~n~Cash reward: $~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~Great work. Cash reward: $~#FEFE~. Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to earn a ~#FF0C~gold medal.
~#FF00~Good job. Cash reward: $~#FEFE~. Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to earn a silver medal.
~#FF00~You failed to beat the target time. Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to win a bronze medal.
~#FF00~You're approaching the race boundary. Get back on course!
~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ seconds to return to the ~#FF09~vehicle.
~#FF00~You have 1 second to return to the ~#FF09~vehicle.
~#FF03~Your vehicle has been destroyed.
~#FF03~You left the course.
~#FF03~You failed to get back to the vehicle.
~#FF03~You ran out of time.
LAP ~#FEFE~
Lap 1 ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Lap 2 ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Lap 3 ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
~#FF0C~Your Time ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
~#FF00~~#FF31~ Select Course
~#FF03~RACE OVER
Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to qualify.
Get under ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~ to beat your current best time.
Congratulations
~#FF03~Your Time ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~.~#FEFE~~#FEFE~GXTGXT~#FF00~Score points to win medals.
Mission briefing
Mission results
~#FF00~Current high score: ~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~Killing a ~#FF03~gang captain ~#FF00~will yield more points than other enemies.
~#FF00~Score
~#FF00~Cash: $~#FEFE~. Score: ~#FEFE~.
~#FF00~Cash: $~#FEFE~. Score: ~#FEFE~. New high score!
~#FF06~~#FEFE~
~#FF00~You didn't win a medal. Score over ~#FEFE~ to win the bronze medal.
~#FF00~You won the bronze medal. Score over ~#FEFE~ to win the silver medal.
~#FF00~You won the silver medal. Score over ~#FEFE~ to win the gold medal.
~#FF00~You won the gold medal. Congratulations!
~#FF00~You didn't better your bronze medal. Score over ~#FEFE~ to win the silver medal.
~#FF00~You didn't better your silver medal. Score over ~#FEFE~ to win the gold medal.
~#FF00~You've already won the gold medal. Play again to beat your high score.
~#FF03~You didn't return to your vehicle in time.
~#FF03~You let the gang captains escape.
~#FF03~Your vehicle has sunk.
~#FF00~Find more targets.
~#FF00~Return to your ~#FF09~vehicle. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ seconds.
~#FF00~Return to your ~#FF09~vehicle. ~#FF00~You have ~#FEFE~ second.
Vehicle
~#FF03~Your vehicle was destroyed.
High Score
Gold
Silver
BronzeRECENT CRIMES
Respond
POWER
INFORMATION
Distance:
# Felons:
Weapons:
Vehicle:
The following crimes have been reported. Select one to despatch to.
INCIDENT REPORTED
~#FEFF~ at ~#FEFF~~#FEFF~ reported. Deal with the ~#FF03~criminals.
The ~#FF03~criminals ~#FF00~are escaping.
~#FF0C~CASE CLOSED
~#FF0C~Wave ~#FEFE~ of ~#FEFE~ : ~#FEFE~% kill rate.
Murder
Robbery
Assault
Arson
Burglary
Gr. Larceny
Drug Deal
Car Jacking
Homicide
G.T.A.
Street Racing
Rioting
Hit and Run
Mugging
None
Light
Medium
HeavyCause a distraction for Xin
Get the ~#FF09~Rhino ~#FF00~at the airport and get the cops' attention.
Have at least a 3 star wanted level in the Tank by ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Get at least a 3 star wanted level by ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Maintain at least a 3 star wanted level until ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~
Ditch the tank in the sea to lose the cops.
Bail out of the tank.
Get back in the ~#FF09~tank.
Tank
~#FF03~The tank was destroyed.
You are running out of time to get the tank and a 3 star wanted level.
Meeting Xin
~#FF03~You did not get the tank in time.
~#FF03~You did not get a high enough wanted level in time.
You've received an email. Check your email now.
~#FF00~Xin has sent an important Email. Touch the flashing ~#FF03~~#FF20~ ~#FF00~now to read it.
Keep your wanted level until Xin contacts you.
~#FF03~You left the tank for too long.Save Xin.
Get in ~#FF09~Xin's car.
Lose your wanted level.
Take Xin to ~#FF0C~Kenny's restaurant.
Xin's predicament
Xin's end
~#FF03~Xin died.At Zhou's Nightclub
At The Gas Station
At Zhou's Nightclub
Drive Zhou to the gas station.
Steal the goods crates by throwing them into Zhou's van.
Get the stolen goods back to Zhou's garage.
Gas Station
Zhou's Garage
Crates Caught
Get in the ~#FF09~truck.~#FF00~
Drive to the ~#FF0C~gas station.
Touch the vehicle button to jump off the goods vehicle.
Take the goods back to Zhou's ~#FF0C~club.
Throw crates into the back of the ~#FF09~truck.~#FF00~
Park the truck inside Zhou's ~#FF0C~garage.~#FF00~
Crate caught.
Watch out. The truck is getting close to the drop off point.
Hurry up. The truck has almost reached the drop off point.
~#FF03~Zhou is dead.
~#FF03~The goods vehicle was destroyed.
~#FF03~The goods vehicle reached the warehouse.At Zhou's Nightclub
Stash Car
Armed Bomb Van
Attack Squad
Stash cars
Protect all the stash cars from Hsin's bomb-vans.
Get to the ~#FF09~stash cars ~#FF00~before the attack begins.
Hsin's ~#FF03~bombs ~#FF00~have been armed. Defuse them before they detonate.
Another one of Hsin's ~#FF03~bombs ~#FF00~has been armed. Defuse it before it detonates.
Enter the ~#FF03~van ~#FF00~to begin defusing the bomb.
Another ~#FF03~bomb-van ~#FF00~is on the way. Destroy it.
~#FF03~Hsin's men ~#FF00~are attacking the stash cars. Stop them.
The bomb has been defused.
Stop the ~#FF03~bomb-van ~#FF00~before it reaches its target.
Another ~#FF03~bomb-van ~#FF00~is leaving. Stop it.
Yet another ~#FF03~bomb-van ~#FF00~is on its way. Take it down.
A ~#FF09~stash car ~#FF00~has been destroyed.
Another ~#FF09~stash car ~#FF00~has been destroyed.
~#FEFE~ ~#FF09~stash cars ~#FF00~have been destroyed.
~#FF03~You failed to protect all the stash cars.At Zhou's Nightclub
At Zhou's Nightclub
Heading for enemy territory.
Delivering Justice.
Driving Zhou home.
~#FF00~Go to ~#FF0C~Beechwood City.
~#FF00~Get into the ~#FF09~truck.
~#FF00~Get back in the ~#FF09~truck.
~#FF00~Drive close to any ~#FF03~dealers ~#FF00~you see, so Zhou can kill them.
~#FF00~Keep attacking the ~#FF03~dealers ~#FF00~until the carnage meter is full.
~#FF00~You can help Zhou by performing drive-bys on the ~#FF03~dealers.
~#FF00~Don't leave ~#FF09~Zhou ~#FF00~too far behind, or the gang might take him out.
~#FF00~If Zhou doesn't witness the dealers being taken out he'll be annoyed.
~#FF00~Find another group of ~#FF03~dealers ~#FF00~for Zhou to attack.
~#FF00~Drive Zhou to the next group of ~#FF03~dealers.
~#FF00~Finish off the remaining ~#FF03~dealers.
~#FF00~Take Zhou back to his ~#FF0C~Club.
~#FF00~Drive into the ~#FF0C~garage.
~#FF00~Watch out for more dealers looking for revenge.
Carnage
~#FF03~Zhou is dead.
~#FF00~Yardie Turf
~#FF00~Zhou's Club
~#FF00~Stay in the truck while Zhou attacks the ~#FF03~dealers.Touch the heart monitor until Uri's heart restarts.
At Zhou's Nightclub
At Zhou's Nightclub
Liberate Zhou's old friend Uri, and bring him back to Zhou's club.
Go to ~#FF0C~Francis International Airport.
Go back to the ~#FF0C~airport.
Steal the ~#FF09~ambulance ~#FF00~that Uri is in.
Get back in the ~#FF09~ambulance.
Take Uri back to ~#FF0C~Zhou's lock-up.
Park the ambulance in ~#FF0C~Zhou's lock-up.
Hurry. Get to the ~#FF0C~airport ~#FF00~before Uri is moved away.
Uri has a heart condition. Be careful.
Uri is flatlining.
Look out. The cops have been alerted.
~#FF03~Uri is dead.
~#FF03~Uri was moved to a secure location.
~#FF00~Ambulance
Airport
Zhou's Lock-upAdjust your heading using the virtual stick.
Touch and slide to copy the patterns shown.
Quickly touch the flame icon to make the costume breathe flames. Repeat the action until the flame bar is empty.
At Zhou's Residence
At the Bank
After the raid
Back at Zhou's Residence
Suspicion
Bank of Liberty
Steal a ceremonial costume for Zhou's escape plan.
Meet Zhou at the bank with the costume.
Evade capture by performing in the Chinatown celebrations.
Zhou's raid is due to start at ~#FEFE~:~#FEFE~~#FEFE~. Intercept the delivery ~#FF03~truck.~#FF00~
Stop the ~#FF03~truck, ~#FF00~but don't destroy the costume.
Take the ~#FF09~truck.
Get back in the ~#FF09~truck.~#FF00~
Lose your wanted level.
Go to the ~#FF0C~Bank Of Liberty.~#FF00~
Drive to the ~#FF0C~bank.~#FF00~
Join the Chinatown ~#FF0C~parade.~#FF00~
Head for the ~#FF0C~waypoint.~#FF00~
Head for the special move ~#FF03~marker.~#FF00~
Touch the lower screen and slide to copy the patterns shown.
Touch the flame icon on the lower screen.
Hurry up. The bank raid is due to start in an hour.
Be careful. You're arousing suspicion.
Watch out. The cops will recognize you.
~#FF03~The costume was destroyed.~#FF00~
~#FF03~Zhou was arrested.~#FF00~
~#FF03~You were detected.~#FF00~
Head for the ~#FF0C~waypoint. ~#FF00~Adjust your heading using the left and right buttons.At Zhou's Residence
Picking up Chun
Picking up Chow
At Zhou's Residence
Drive Zhou to his meeting at the ~#FF0C~construction yard.
Avoid the paparazzi.
Another ~#FF03~paparazzo ~#FF00~has taken a photo of Zhou. Stop him.
The ~#FF03~paparazzo ~#FF00~is getting away with his photo of Zhou.
~#FF03~The paparazzo got away with a photo of Zhou.
~#FF03~Zhou is dead.
The ~#FF03~paparazzi ~#FF00~have found you. Don't let them get a picture.
That photo will never make it to print now.
Get in the ~#FF09~car ~#FF00~with Zhou.
Drive everyone back to ~#FF0C~Zhou's.
A photo has been taken. Chase down the ~#FF03~paparazzo.
Drive Zhou and Chun to the meeting in ~#FF0C~The Triangle.
Photos Left
Ensure the press don't get any photos of Zhou while he's 'working'. It wouldn't be good for his public image.
Park in the ~#FF0C~garage.
~#FF03~Zhou drowned.
~#FF03~Zhou's car was wrecked.
~#FF00~Zhou's Car
Construction Yard
Store
Zhou's Garage
A ~#FF03~paparazzo ~#FF00~has taken an incriminating photo of Zhou. Stop him before it makes the front page.
Ensure the press don't get any photos of Zhou while he's 'working'.Touch primary attack to ping the sonar.
Sail over the pulsing blips to raise sunken objects. Keep the blips visible by pinging regularly.
Use the detection meter to time your pings. Boat blips are Coastguard vessels, that'll attack if pinged too regularly, or approached.
At Zhou's Warehouse
Dropping off the cargo.
You'll need a salvage boat equipped with sonar. Zhou has one at his jetty.
Locate and retrieve the sunken cargo.
Deliver the cargo to Zhou's jetty.
Board the ~#FF09~salvage boat.
Sail to the ~#FF0C~search area.
Find the sunken cargo using the sonar.
Get back in the ~#FF09~salvage boat.
The cargo hold's full. Take the cargo back to the ~#FF0C~jetty.
Go back to the search area.
Your sonar ping alerted the Coastguard. Lose them before they sink you.
Lose the coastguard.
Be careful. You've pinged a Coastguard vessel.
Watch out. The Coastguard has spotted you. Get away from them.
Well done. Cargo raised.
That's not Zhou's cargo - it's an old car.
Just a piece of junk.
That's an old mine. Get away quick.
You can't raise cargo when the coastguard are attacking.
Detection
Cargo On Board
Cargo Delivered
~#FF03~You abandoned the salvage boat.
~#FF03~The salvage boat was destroyed.
Another old car. Looks like there's a body inside this one.
Yet another wrecked car.
More junk.
Congratulations, you've found a useless pile of scrap.
Another mine. Get away before it explodes.
That's one of Zhou's crates. Nice job.
Good work, another piece of cargo found.
Excellent, that's the last of Zhou's cargo.
Watch out, you're in danger of being detected.Entering the construction site
At Zhou's Residence
~#FF00~Acquire a flamethrower.
~#FF00~Gain access to the construction site.
~#FF00~Destroy the building supplies.
~#FF00~Construction Site
~#FF00~Car
~#FF00~Go to the ~#FF0C~construction site.
~#FF00~Exit your vehicle.
~#FF00~Find and incinerate the building supplies.
~#FF00~Smash the lock.
~#FF00~Supplies incinerated
~#FF00~Only a few more to go. Incinerate the remaining ~#FF03~supplies.
~#FF00~The site's protection has been alerted. Expect hostile company soon.
~#FF00~Approach the ~#FF0C~gate lock.
~#FF00~You've incinerated one set of building supplies. Now torch all the others.
~#FF00~You've collected the flamethrower, head over to the ~#FF0C~construction site.
~#FF00~Zhou has left a flamethrower for you to collect in a ~#FF09~nearby car.
~#FF00~Use ~#FF06~molotovs ~#FF00~to incinerate the building supplies.
~#FF03~The flamethrower was destroyed.Fire at the helicopter with your rocket launcher to bring it down.
At the Construction Yard
Confronting Zhou
Eliminate Zhou.
Take down Zhou and his men.
Find ~#FF0C~Zhou.
Shoot down ~#FF03~Zhou's helicopter.
Use the ~#FF0C~lift ~#FF00~to get onto the building.
Use the ~#FF0C~lift ~#FF00~to get off the building.
Leave the ~#FF0C~construction site.
Bullets won't damage ~#FF03~Zhou's helicopter.
Take out ~#FF03~Zhou's bodyguards.
More of ~#FF03~Zhou's bodyguards ~#FF00~are here. Take them out.
Eliminate the last of ~#FF03~Zhou's men.
Helicopter
You must be locked on to ~#FF03~Zhou's helicopter ~#FF00~to hit it.
Use the ~#FF0C~lift ~#FF00~to get onto the next building.
Use the ~#FF0C~lift ~#FF00~to get onto the final building.
Zhou's Death.
Leave The Compound.